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widdlefox:i enjoy watching Bar Rescue so i can just watch Jon Taffer tell people they are failures all day. No one knows more about bar science.
speedlimit15: me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*
nokiabae: my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
womenreading: (by Anna Hollow)
victini: 0ndo: victini: You can control white people by giving them cheese cheese is so good tho I got one
Have no Fear
cactusspatz: rudesby: myarmsareridiculous: holy heck y’all need to watch this okay so they took a group of lindy hoppers and they took a group of street dancers and they pitted them against each other, but switched the music so swingers have to dance
sixpenceee: A Kansas City couple decided to have a post-apocalypse engagement photo shoot. The results are pretty good! Go them for doing something other than the norm. Source: BuzzFeed
proudgayconservative:ladycontrarian:Oh my gosh this is the best thing and I’m so sorry because I’m going to reblog this every day between now and valentine’s dayThis is honestly perfect.
People Who Use Emojis Have More Sex
Moved: Ask for URL
molly23: ryannorth: Happy Valentine’s day, I wrote you some poems Shut this meme down, Ryan won.
my insides are copper, i'd kill to make them gold
chiveburger: honestly me
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purloinedinpetrograd: A Harvard Woman Figured Out How To 3D Print Makeup From Any Home Computer, And The Demo Is Mindblowing Grace Choi was at Harvard Business School when she decided to disrupt the beauty industry. She did a little research and realized
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crydaisy:“ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year”
detectivejane:knightoflime: Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.
bobdylansgrandson: *crops my husband out of wedding photos * his eyes were closed and i was feeling my look can I live
gemmacorrell:Pre-order my book of comics, The Worrier’s Guide to Life
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earthstory:Using a gyroscope-stabilized camera on a helicopter and starting with a flight at low elevations, this group has produced some of the most spectacular footage of flights through the Himalayan mountains you will ever see.
Working for Change
thisblogisdead2017: Powder compact, 1930s.
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Not As Sad As I Used To Be
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purridot:you either die a heroor you live long enough to see yourself become the villian
teenlord:this is the best pun i have ever made
princesscrownemoji:Me: *comes home from the club drunk af but still removes all my makeup and moisturises my skin bc I love myself*
jinngersnap:heckboy:behold the most moving voice acting of all time#MMMMMM I THInk ill adopt it and ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵉ (x) Aw, I love The Hunchback of Notre Dame
A quick tip for writers out there, who use Microsoft Words:
jellyfishandbutterflies: exvitae: pure–her0in: Bae ablendof-fearandpassion
Yo, Dad!
literally1989:you got that frog meme daydream look in your eye
Daisy Buchanan
birnasig: tarynel: fanboy-trav: hypersexualfangirl: file this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school By fucking hand, bro. you always hear about the first man on the moon but never this She looks like
exchanging wedding vows
krusca:lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same things If you’re really lucky, you find both in one person
sadanduseless: What Your Sleeping Positions Say About Your Relationship
Lorelei Andromeda Etoile
minions-against-sjws: minions-against-sjws: minions-against-sjws: now we’re talkin
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anacondom: goldnosering: lsdzeppelin: Owen Wilson on a date. oh my god i hate this
pardonmewhileipanic: thestasher: That’s a keeper for the wedding album. this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards
wolfcola: Men’s rights and being men
eros-turannos: shakespeareandpunk: last night i was explaining to my mom the idea of @god and she said “shouldn’t you at least @mary first? you can’t just @ god directly for all your problems”#catholics #@saintanthony where are my keys
•damn. it’s seven a.m.•
‘Pacific Rim’ sequel ‘Maelstrom’ begins filming in Toronto in November
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Greatness, at the cost of 1URR
fadeintocase: young man, you’re a man and you’re young i said young man, you are young and a man,
