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jonasbrothers: jonasbrothers: one time i was at dr. seuss land at universal studios in orlando and i saw the grinch so i went up to him and i said “i’m glad you stole christmas because i’m jewish” and the dude in the costume got down on one
jonasbrothers: one time i was at dr. seuss land at universal studios in orlando and i saw the grinch so i went up to him and i said “i’m glad you stole christmas because i’m jewish” and the dude in the costume got down on one knee and proposed
builttobulk: thecutestofthecute: Irish Wolfhounds are also known as gentle giants. Pretty sure these are Dr Seuss characters.
voidethered: stoatsandwich: Today is Dr. Seuss’s birthday, so the people at storytime are reading the kids Rape Culture 101: How Refusing to Accept a No Is Eventually a Good Thing, aka Green Eggs and Ham. this is a joke, right?please tell me this
waronidiocy: If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
kumagawa: when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book
queeenkareemuh: kumagawa: when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book I’m smiling so big
boneycircus: fauxcyclops: morelikekanyebest: only-ronnie: i will never not reblog this Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.
spork: boneycircus: fauxcyclops: morelikekanyebest: only-ronnie: i will never not reblog this Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during
straightwhitecisboy: Thats some Dr. Seuss grass right there
ianbrooks: Now That You’re Big by Simon Greiner With apologies to Dr. Seuss, this illustrated children’s book cleverly conveys all the pertinent information budding prepubescents need (and possibly dont want) about their bulging naughty bits…
mickeysphilharmagic:mickeysphilharmagic:From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”“What if I was with you?” he responded
tastysynapse: Zen Pencils Comic: 96. DR. SEUSS: Those who mind, don’t matter
sktagg23:Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.
thisanimatedphantom: team-nerd-angel: waronidiocy: If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom. Man. Things sure look different when you grow up.
rrrick:July 8, 1941, Dr. Seuss Political Cartoons
abellandapomegranate: oldmanyellsatcloud: [x] That’s…the most hardcore I’ve ever seen someone make Dr. Seuss.
jaoxn:kuboe:kuboe:dr seuss yaoiI was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this websitePosts that scare new tumblr users
whenyourfavouritedies:rhyperographer:publicdomainbooksdevotee:Adding @becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys’ tags because this made me genuinely laugh out loud.[ID: Two Dr. Seuss characters that resemble birds with long striped necks, fluffy collars,
yourstrulys: Merry Christmas Eve tumblr! 🎄🎅Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
liquidglue: mickeysphilharmagic: mickeysphilharmagic: From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form “What’re you up to?” His simple text said.“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”“What if I was with you?” he responded
revyspite: godpenis: This looks like a scene straight out of a Dr. Seuss movie (x) This is so cute and genuine she’s so happy about the color green.
oblivionkeeper23: godpenis: This looks like a scene straight out of a Dr. Seuss movie (x) This is so cute omg
the-chosen-undead-hunter: nicolas-px: broliloquy: nicolas-px: ＭＭＭＭＭ ＭＭＭＭＭＭ Ｃ Ｒ Ｅ Ａ ＭＹ What is this surreal nightmare. Is this Dark Dr. Seuss its lazy town YOU BITCH this makes me uncomfortable…
mixedpassing: modelingschool: -lsd: kumagawa: when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book lmao Yesss @ her staying on beat ! this is overwhelming…lol this is stressing me out when is she dropping
godpenis: This looks like a scene straight out of a Dr. Seuss movie (x)
urbanrogue: mabinatittyyy: iamchinyere: iamrushin: kingxkassim: verylilpimpin: inspiredbycole: frenchinhalechanelxoxo: 😭😭 The fact that I was expecting an actual Dr. Seuss story in the beginning😂 LMFAOOO DEAD Unexpected as fuck
urbanrogue: mabinatittyyy: iamchinyere: iamrushin: kingxkassim: verylilpimpin: inspiredbycole: frenchinhalechanelxoxo: 😭😭 The fact that I was expecting an actual Dr. Seuss story in the beginning😂 LMFAOOO DEAD Unexpected as fuck i
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couragedontdesertme: If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
bensiemon: More Realistic Dr. Seuss rhymes.
forever-kitteDrn: boneycircus: fauxcyclops: morelikekanyebest: only-ronnie: i will never not reblog this Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans
i-will-call-you-sir: “Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more.” Dr. Seuss
i-will-call-you-sir: “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas Naughty Christmas by Elen Von Unwerth
i-will-call-you-sir: Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store. Dr. Seuss
i-will-call-you-sir: “Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more.” Dr. Seuss
consolecadet: if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style I would not fuck you in a box I would not fuck you wearing socks I would not fuck you here or there I would not fuck you anywhere
mxcleod:mickeysphilharmagic:mickeysphilharmagic:From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”“What if I was with you?” he responded with ease,“I
consideredjustme: tastysynapse: Zen Pencils Comic: 96. DR. SEUSS: Those who mind, don’t matter I literally started sobbing….what.
fuckyeahassortedstuff: team-nerd-angel: waronidiocy: If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom. i want these on a wall in my room
did-you-kno: Dr. Seuss’s publisher once bet him that he couldn’t write a book using only 50 different words. He decided to prove him wrong, and ended up with Green Eggs and Ham. SourceThe 50 words are: a, am, and, anywhere, are, be, boat, box,
did-you-kno: Dr. Seuss’s first book, And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street, was rejected 27 times. Just as he was ready to give up trying, he bumped into a friend on the street who had recently begun working in children’s publishing.
notnumbersix: It appears Dr. Seuss likes to give a good spanking as well! Here’s to spank week! 😊nns says: thank you, anonymous person! Our spank week poem has arrived!
rosemhelores: kumagawa: when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book Why I started poppin to this lol
![abellandapomegranate: oldmanyellsatcloud: [x] That’s…the most hardcore I’ve ever seen someone make Dr. Seuss.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a0b825855c92483a23ecc263b10a0ee4/tumblr_ml1ftmAAu71ro3ealo1_250.jpg)
