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waterfallofworlds: agender-unicorn: skepticalwitch: calypsos-island: twohourartist: isitsafe: fandomsbecrazy: oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house
thewasteoftime: kabudy: Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over. They saw did any of them say hey
tommypickles: indicaxdreams: So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF “kill me”
rupindre: foreveralone-lyguy: rupindre: My dad has 84 pairs of socks why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
suicunesrider: we talk how we want a dad to be your only parent in a pokemon game, instead of a mom for a change. which is a great idea. but like. you know what I really want for the player character to have a huge ass family. You go downstairs from
kingcheddarclausxvii: It’s Christmas Eve and you hear a thump in the room below yours. You put on your slippers and run downstairs. There, by the Christmas tree, you see a tall figure, leaning over the presents. It’s him! He’s real! The figure turns
beautifulfic:beautifulfic:The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled
andrealessi: loki-cat: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t
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Went downstairs for water, saw the M&M cookies my aunt made and brought over and grabbed like 15 of them. Its ok though because my mom will think my dad took them and my dad will think my mom took them and no one will really care.
*Go downstairs to get another beer* *play with cat for 30 minutes *
lol I’m 2/3s of the way done with mowing the lawn and I’m getting over an asthma attack and my mom was downstairs cleaning the cat litter boxes and also having an asthma attack. It is not nice outside. I still have to collect garbage and
My motivation for getting out of bed it that I remembered there is a loaf of french bread sitting on the counter downstairs and I haven’t eaten anything in about 17 hours.
I think before I pass out I’m going to go downstairs and grab a bunch of chocolate chip cookies!!!!
My best friend is over and I still don’t feel well. I just got out of the shower and I’m doing to go downstairs dressed like ash. Probably won’t surprise him much because I’ve done it a few times before. my stomach is on fire and
So tired and my back is really hurting bad. I’m supposed to be leaving for work in 10 minutes and I haven’t made it downstairs yet.
Its 23 degrees and I’m in bed on my phone next to an open window because whatevers being cooked downstairs the smell is making its way through my closed door and making me sick and I haven’t been able to sleep for hours because of it.
I hate it when my kitty sneaks up on me when I’m downstairs filling up my water bottle because to suddenly have something grab your leg and tap you on the butt is not exactly calming. Then I feel guilty afterwards when I scare him away :(
Ive been incredibly busy with work and have been so tired and I was downstairs talking to my mom and then I said I needed to leave and for some reason started walking bacwards in a circle in the middle of the living room sayong whoa whoa whoa because
bflovestrannys: Ayyy! Papi! Whose going to clean that up! I tell you all the time! Get that puta from downstairs or your cunt daughter, someone needs to take care of this.
maturedadsandmen: perfecthandsomedaddies: www.perfecthandsomedaddies.tumblr.com I had just woken up and stumbled down the hall to use the bathroom when I heard the shower running inside. Disappointed, I headed back down the hallway to go downstairs
10eight: I got home earlier than normal. It was quiet when I went inside, empty, but I knew Jake was home. I thought for sure he’d be sitting in front of a game on the big screen downstairs, but no luck.I walked upstairs and saw the familiar sight
lovelostboy: my Dad would take me downstairs and strip me naked so we could have wild sex in the family room. He would fuck me like a wild man and we would both be moaning in pleasure. Somehow mom never came down and caught us.
esim-olgun54: taboo-mom-son: I keep lots of toys around for mom to play with so she’ll hang out with me downstairs while dad is watching his games upstairs.. Üfffff
skimpymoms: secretfamilyties: Mommy, don’t be too loud. Daddy is downstairs watching football. He doesn’t need to know about what we do yet. Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom & son sex!
taboo-mom-son: lovetriplepenetrationorgyposts: Mom comes downstairs sometimes to watch me play video games..
charlesdutton: my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops
alexiorsay: I came downstairs and thought my dog’s leg had fallen off or something
agender-unicorn: skepticalwitch: calypsos-island: twohourartist: isitsafe: fandomsbecrazy: oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that
webeatalousytrophy: freebitches-love-jam: sodamnrelatable: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door,
joshpeckofficial: joshpeckofficial: i want to go downstairs to get pie but there are people i don’t know down there you guys are literally no help at all
harryedward: 2000yr: When I was 10 I was so dedicated into NOT letting my mom find out I was on my iPod at night so when she came in my room I stuck my iPod in my asscrack and when she asked me where my iPod was I said downstairs little did she know
vercxce: My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my familyThey seem like nice people
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: charlesdutton: my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops i
doopilydo: GUYS SO ON THE HARRY POTTER WIKI PAGE IT LISTS LILY AS “BRIEFLY WIDOWED.” YES BRIEFLY WIDOWED WHILE SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND BEING MURDERED DOWNSTAIRS AND THEN FLUNG HERSELF IN FRONT OF HER BABY BOY. BUT BRIEFLY WIDOWED ALL THE SAME.
I can always hear my downstairs neighbor and his big black dick-swinging, basketball shorts-wearing buddies hanging out, and it makes me want to go down and get gangfucked by them.
bubbleant: OMG LOOK! You jump through the hole, land on the bean bag, with a book that you picked on the hole, or pick a book downstairs, read…and AWESOMENESS! lol Or at least, that’s how I imagine it. I thought the same thing before I read your
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rydenarmani: New Holiday Video! Christmas Elf Magic JOI! 🎄You hear a noise downstairs on Christmas Eve and find Santa’s newest Elf bringing the last present to the base of the tree. She didn’t want to be caught but she has Elf Magic to soothe
jewcrawford: alright so i was blogging in my room and i hear my mom screech from the bathroom so i run downstairs to see whats going on and she was like “FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE WINDOW” and look who it is my sister puT TAYLOR LAUTNER
starting-to-burn-all-alone: all i wanted was some food maybe nutella or an apple or something so i go downstairs and there is a snake in my living room ok
bewbers: “we’re having guests over come downstairs”
princesshorseface: warriorwolfoflove: princesshorseface: Coming out hasn’t been so bad… I know she’s not too comfortable but she’s doing her best for me.. Even if she sent it in a text from downstairs. (I went down and talked to her in person
fasterfood: u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
lochnessmonsterofficial: Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why. When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But
pantherwhales-spout: izziesworldofizzie: Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me. “we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.
brightindie: I swear some songs have noises in the background that make me think my mom is shouting me downstairs and it gets me every time
dragonlordoferebor:metal-arms-and-golden-horns:They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s brucelooking like a groggy teenager who just woke up and was called downstairs to a family meeting
Ah yes. The average everyday woman. The fact that she puts so little time into her hair etc, makes her more appealing. Perhaps she doesn’t feel she needs to go the extra mile, because she knows she packing a beautiful meaty pussy downstairs.
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
natured: My dad is downstairs watching the harry potter series for the 1st time screaming and i go to check on him and he says ” YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DON’T KILL THE EVIL LITTLE BLONDE LESBIAN FROM THE SNAKE HOUSE BUT THEY KILL
hyperscraps: missmonstermel: winneganfake: agender-unicorn: skepticalwitch: calypsos-island: twohourartist: isitsafe: fandomsbecrazy: oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that
ok no one is allowed to reblog this but after i had sex first time i went downstairs and talked to the girls grandma for 15 minutes about the economy
indicaxdreams: So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
caffinatedstory: pansexual-icey: I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
