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dorkly: Star-Crossed Gamers Me and my girlfriend. We play both consoles, but I’m mostly PS3 and she’s mostly Xbox 360.
dorkly: Glow-in-the-Dark Yoda Tattoo “Take off your shirt in front of others, you must not ever.” I find your lack of faith in the darkside, disturbing. FUCK YODA AND THE JEDIS!
dorkly: Brawl in the Family: Clockwise
dorkly: Where Legendary Pokemon Come From I would do this, but with a Charizard.
dorkly: Retro Videogame Ornaments The 16-Bits of Christmas. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! The Mike Tyson’s Punch Out tree topper is all I could concentrate on.
dorkly: Shy Guy’s French Name Is Slightly Different The French either really hate Mario 2, or they know something about Shy Guy we don’t.
dorkly: Awkward Zombie: Ctrl+C, Ctrl+D
dorkly: Super Odinson Bros. Watch out, here come the REAL Hammer Bros.
dorkly: Learning Stuff With Batman Hey Batman, what about these graves marked “Thomas and Martha Wayne”? HA!
dorkly: 8 Lines That Would Have Ended the Lord of the Rings Real Fast
dorkly: Skyrim: The Dragonborn Rides Again
dorkly: Badass Rush Robot-dog is robot-man’s best robot-friend.
dorkly: The Witch-King Goes To the Playground “No man can swing higher than me…”
dorkly: Darth Vader Hot Air Balloon The first prototype for the Death Star was a little low-tech. I. WANT. THIS.I. NEED. THIS.
dorkly: Incredible Gandalf Back Tattoo There and backtat again.
dorkly: Etch-a-Sketch Charizard Something tells me Earthquake would be super effective against this one. I only did lines in that god awful toy. 1 of my worst gifts ever.
dorkly: Link’s Being Inconsiderate “And RIGHT AFTER playing the Song of Storms? Asshole.”
dorkly: Retro X-Men Comic Book Tattoo Keep that arm in good condition and it’ll be worth at least 贄 in 20 years. …really?!
dorkly: The Chocolate-y Eye of Sauron “You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey.”
dorkly: Guess the Character! Duh, it’s E. – “Nintendo Man.” …really? REALLY?!
dorkly: Awkward Zombie: Space Race
dorkly: Lady Assassin’s Creed Looks like the Assassins ran out of cloth. She should lose more clothing.
dorkly: Middle Earth PSAs
dorkly: Videogames Are To Blame For Every Bad Thing That Has Ever Happened Now I’m even less interested in that Animal Crossing game. That’s too depressing and real for me. I play videogames to escape reality, NOT be reminded of it.
dorkly: Jedi Training “Well, at least now I don’t have to tell him that thing about his dad…” If only this would’ve happened for real. Fuck, I hate Luke so much.
dorkly: Boba Fett Likes the Sound of This Restaurant He’ll be mighty disappointed once he finds out the correct way to pronounce “buffet.”
dorkly: Mortal Kombat Mouse Pad is Well-Endowed For those lonely nights when you’ve been banished to the Friend Realm. I’d prefer Milena, but I’ll take this 1 all the same.
dorkly: Gandalf vs. Balrog It’s the Fellowship of the Boxing Ring.
dorkly: Badass Princess Peach She’s going to kick Bowser’s ass into another castle. Yeah, right. Bowser getting his ass kicked, is as likely as Catholic Priests no touching children.
dorkly: Disaster In Sinnoh
dorkly: Wookie Monster You should see this guy eat Ewoks.
dorkly: Being a Dog Is Like Being in a Videogame Now if only Madden would come out with a Puppy Bowl game.
dorkly: Awkward Zombie: Gut Reaction
dorkly: Lord of the Rings Bridge Warning Gandalf called in sick today.
dorkly: Ol’ Rush
dorkly: Valentine’s Day Achievements For Single People
dorkly: Valentine’s Day Achievements For Married People How many of these did you get?
dorkly: Colonel Sanders in Dragon Ball Z Watch out for the Spirit Bucket. OMFG!! I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE FOR REASONS!!
dorkly: Samus’ Second Job She’s heating up.
dorkly: Legend of Zelda’s Song of Storms, Explained Be careful when you play the ocarina of time paradoxes.
dorkly: Horrifying Pikachu Mascot Pikachu, I choose…anyone but you. As if I needed more of a reason to hate him.
dorkly: Gamebook: Bizarro vs. Superman Opposites don’t always attract.
dorkly: Motivation You can’t spell “ambition” without “videogames.” Or maybe you can. I’ll doublecheck after this dungeon.
dorkly: Too Many Yellow Gameboys You may notice one of them is slightly different: one is actually a stuffed Pikachu. I’m noticing nothing else other than her tits. You people are gay.
dorkly: Your High School Friends Are Pokemon
dorkly: Your High School Classmates Are Pokemon
dorkly: Jack-o-Lantern Mortal Kombat Pumpkano never stood a chance.
dorkly: Cat Plays Yugioh OMFG!!
dorkly: The Last (Doom) Supper All Hell is about to break bread.
dorkly: Clone Trooper Body Paint “Ugh, this doesn’t look anything like Jango Fett!” She can force choke my lightsaber until my midichlorians explode all over her or inside her.
dorkly: Halo Tea-Time THIS IS SO WRONG!
dorkly: Assassin’s Creed Meets Adventure Time Nothing is true. Everything is algebraic.
dorkly: Assassin’s Creed’s Ezio Grabs a Slice It’s a good thing Leonardo da Vinci invented pizza.
dorkly: Rejected Mega Man Powers Mega Man would probably be better off without these powers.
dorkly: Emperor Palpatine Ultrasound Release your anger! Also me, not sure how I got stuck in here.
dorkly: Gender-Swapped Vaas (Far Cry 3) “Have I ever told you the definition of femininity?” Get this bitch naked and into my room.
dorkly: Pokemon B/W Hilda Cosplay It’s super effective against Guy-types. Yes, it is. Yum!
dorkly: Clever Man of Steel Ad Spoiler: I think Clark Kent is hiding a secret…
