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dorkly: Badass Mario & Peach “It’s a-me…your worst nightmare.” Like that’ll ever happen. If the Nintendouches haven’t gotten desperate enough by now, when they’re the butt of all jokes, they never will.
dorkly: Fallout: The Stealthiest Man in the Wasteland
dorkly: The People You See at a Midnight Release
dorkly: IRL Superman, Soon To Be IRL Professor X Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plaaaOH GOD CALL 911!
dorkly: The Evolution of Gaming Characters Darwin never saw this coming. Minecraft sucks donkey dick.
dorkly: The Titanic’s First and Last Pokemon Battle “I’m Pokemon Champion of the world!” HA!
dorkly: Being a Dog Is Like Being in a Videogame
dorkly: The First Random Encounter Gotta know when to catch ‘em, gotta know when to faint ‘em.
dorkly: Birth of Pikachu Ah, not even a shiny. Might as well just release it back into the wild. PREGNANCIES ARE DISGUSTING! Stop painting shit on your deformed bodies.
dorkly: A November to Remember
dorkly: If Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Were Honest All these kids say they had sex with my mom? Ha, joke’s on them: that means I’m the son of a total babe.
dorkly: Catman PURR TO ME.
dorkly: VG Cats: Meeting of the Minds
dorkly: Phrases You Hear Over XBOX Live and What They Really Mean
dorkly: Starfox: The Movie Barrel rolling into a theater near you. DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
dorkly: If 8 Websites Were Pokemon
dorkly: Honest Nerd Memes
dorkly: Mario circa World War II He’s off to knock Hitler into a lava pit. …really?! REALLY?! I’m getting really sick and tired of all this Mario faggotry. There are other gaming characters you know.
dorkly: Guile’s Haircut Here comes the sonic boom. …really? REALLY?!
dorkly: Chewbacca Riding a Giant Squirrel and Fighting Nazis Give that Wookiee a medal!
dorkly: The Avengers Celebrate Their Victory On Facebook
dorkly: Gaming, Then & Now
dorkly: 7 Reasons It Would Suck Living In an RPG World
dorkly: If Famous Videogame Characters Looked Like Their Voice Actors
dorkly: The Dorklyst: The 6 Greatest Videogame Theories on the Internet Videogamers and conspiracy nuts share a lot of common ground: both spend most of their time indoors, both post long, meandering tirades on internet message boards, and both stare
dorkly: The Real Danger of Skyrim
dorkly: 7 Quotes That Could Have Saved the Star Wars Prequels
dorkly: Link, Savior of the Gorons
dorkly: Morning, Chief! Don’t talk to or try to kill Master Chief until he’s had his coffee. This reminds me of that dumb McDonald’s commercial with the douchebag going around “not until I had my coffee” Bitch, fuck you AND your
dorkly: Videogame Zombies Don’t be Left (in the dark) 4 Dead.
dorkly: Super Effective: Next Time…
dorkly: Videogames as Classic Books Don’t settle for the Cliff’s Notes – finish them to 100% completion. There are so many games missing here.
dorkly: Videogame Phrases and Idioms For Everyday Life
dorkly: 5 Pokemon Facebook Updates Yes, pikachu is fucking worthless.
dorkly: Max Payne’s Morning Schedule
dorkly: Pokemon: The Later Years
dorkly: The Most Beautiful Thing In the World I do the same with comics, action figures, movies, music and other games.
dorkly: Iron Man Cosplays, From Worst to Best Keep trying, Justin Hammer.
dorkly: The Dorklyst: The 5 Biggest Mistakes Ever Made By Nintendo Nintendo is an incredible company – they essentially invented the modern videogame market, are responsible for the most recognizable figures in gaming, and have always pushed innovation
dorkly: Pac-Man’s Guide to Dating There’s plenty of fish ghosts in the maze. So true and unfair.
dorkly: Unbelievable Zelda / Nintendo 64 Cake If his friends really loved him, they would’ve gotten the gold cartridge cake. Link looks like he’s on crack and Zelda on meth.
dorkly: 6 Horrible Truths About Super Mario Bros. The original Super Mario Bros. for the NES is something of a Rosetta Stone for adventure games, informing virtually everything that followed it. It’s a simple tale of an underdog hero overcoming
dorkly: Doom Time Nothing more algebraic than slaying the hordes of Hell.
dorkly: Sonic For Hire: Star Wars If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the desert planet with two suns.
dorkly: How Much We Care About Star Wars, Over Time True, for the most part.
dorkly: Super Nintendo Erotica NSFW SNES DAFUQ DID I JUS’ C?
dorkly: Mass Effect 3 At Different Prices For Some Unknown Reason You know what they say – “sex(ism) sells.” I can just hear the man-hating feminazis going apeshit.
dorkly: Saddest Final Fantasy Inscription Ever He’ll be looking for a rebound random encounter soon. HA! Couples. Infinite sources of entertainment.
dorkly: Batman Street Just take a left at “Dead Parents Boulevard.” HA!
dorkly: What Legolas Saw Grab the Pocky, dwarf-san. We’re going to turn those orcs into bento. HA!
dorkly: Darth Vader’s Sister “Luke, I am your aunt.” Hey there, sexy!
dorkly: Fallout Surgery Blues
dorkly: NES Lunchbox If it doesn’t open, just blow on it for a while.
dorkly: Nerds and Bros Are Not That Different
dorkly: Mass Effect Miranda Body Paint Cosplay This actually looks a little looser than her outfit in the game.
dorkly: The Dorklyst: 10 Incredible Videogames That Only Exist In Our Imaginations
dorkly: The Most Dangerous Gamer
dorkly: The Iron Giant In Limbo Suddenly that spider doesn’t seem so bad.
