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officialunitedstates: mentaygalletas: officialunitedstates: the doorbell rings. you go to answer it. on the other side of the door is a tiny mouse. she says “let me in.” you let her in. she becomes your best friend. good job What
8six7530nine: friendlya97: wow she is perfect Ringing the devils doorbell! A picture a day daddy
unecxited:if they don’t make you feel the way the pizza guy does when he rings your doorbell, they’re probably not worth it
jealous-of-your-nightdress: What if Anthony Kiedis’ doorbell sound was ‘ding dang ding dong ding ding dong dong ding dang’ in his own voice.
Every time the doorbell rings on American Dad or Family Guy, my dog loses her shit and barks like mad and it’s so funny because she’s growling about a cartoon
A UPS guy literally rang my doorbell and handed me a tiny dog🤣 I found his owner, dogs name was Gizmo. That was the funniest thing to happen to me in awhile.
homosaxual: funimationentertainment: what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong don’t say something like that
shipsnotdrugs: so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza we had a simple request so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t
weloveshortvideos: When you’re home alone and you hear the doorbell ring Yep
The doorbell rang
who the fuck just rang the doorbell?!
brandonreezy: wthellmichelle: doubleruhraffy: dam0nalbarn: So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang
mikhoe: Honestly, I really can’t stand this pain. I just want to go to your and just cry on your door step without ringing your doorbell. Why? B/c I cant stand this pain anymore. Why.! Why can’t you just tell me?! Whyyy! I’m sitting here, crying
chumimiin: chumimiin: concept: im in the kitchen cooking our dinner, delicious aromas filling our small but well loved homespace. meanwhile youre playing with our two soft and fluffy dogs in the living room. i smile in anticipation as i hear the doorbell
horny-mummy: I had just got out of the shower, and my son had just jumped in, when his friends rang the doorbell. I rushed down to answer it. I didn’t worry too much about covering up. They’d see it all later anyway if everything went to plan!!
straightmenrock2: He had spent a long weekend in County Lock-up for possession of weed. He had learned his lesson…and never, ever wanted to go through that experience again. He was relaxing one morning, just gaming and shit when the doorbell rang.
cubnbass: gordo4gordo4superchub: jeremiagoeswoah:porphyriasuicide:viciousvoux:petitesnuggery:everlasting-charm:People with social anxiety will be able to relate with this easilyThe first one is me any time a doorbell rings. me Yepyepyepyep You mean
mistress92:night13-detached:roachpatrol:zoeykoko:torballs:tashbeansloth:I am in hysterics I question both your values, and your font choices, ChristiansAgainstDrugs…if you jerk off and then pray right afterwards is that like doorbell ditching I’M
eggcup: 2003gazette: eggcup: we should domesticate seals u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise that’s the world i want to live in
roachpatrol: smallswingshoes: atheologist: (source) “Bad chemicals.” Yikes. THE DEVIL’S DOORBELL I’M SCREAMING brb i gotta ding dong ditch the devil’s doorway
maurozag: Michael John Nolan - Was That The Doorbell? (2010)
clickthelock: Oh, I think that was the doorbell, they’ve started arriving already.You’re going to make such a wonderful party surprise tied up down here wearing nothing but your chastity device. I think I’m going to leave it until after the orgy
themansionwitch: Dorian, do we get more thin mint cookies now that we have a less terrifying doorbell? Or is that whole ‘it’s a haunted house’ thing not helping our case with girl scout cookies.
familysexlife: suchagoodson: When I went to answer the doorbell I saw that my aunt had stopped by. I cracked the door open and jokingly asked “What’s the password?“ Needless to say I let her in. 100% free webcam site!
themilfmagazine: Want to surprise your nephew? Go to his place and ring the doorbell. When he answers, drop to your knees and give him the best blowjob of his life.
unecxited: if they don’t make you feel the way the pizza guy does when he rings your doorbell, they’re probably not worth it
sonofbukowski: “The best part was pulling down the shades, stuffing the doorbell with rags, putting the phone in the refrigerator and going to bed for 3 or 4 days. And the next best part was nobody ever missed me.”
ghettoave: homosaxual: funimationentertainment: what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong don’t say something like that Then we’d be wondering what if door bells went ding dong instead of dong ding
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WHEN YOU ORDER TAKEOUT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS:
buttfuckingbrothers: OH MY GODD??? A MORMON JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE???????? I WENT UPSTAIRS TO PUT ON MY PAJAMAS AND THE DOORBELL RANG SO I WAS LIKE UHHGGGG AND TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME TO GET TO THE DOOR AND WHEN I GOT THERE HE WAS STANDING IN MY LIVING
dorkly: Super Mario Doorbell Hack I’m sorry UPS guy, but the Princess is in another castle.
dutchster: when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
hagaegi: hagaegi: i told you i’d set my doorbell to this please reblog this my dad didnt spend โ for nothing
babyanimalgifs:My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit. (Source)
anotherdayforchaosfay:the-majestic-cheese-turtle:I had the most ridiculously awkward interaction with the UPS delivery guy the other day. Allow me to paint a picture. He rings the doorbell and I’m still in bed so I grab my phone and pull up the app
roselastrider: when you’re watching the investigation discovery channel and ur doorbell rings
letshearitforthisclown: *watches rick and morty, my doorbell rings* that must be my lootcrate. i can’t wait to see what’s in my lootcrate, after i watch this episode of rick and morty
greathaircut: to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
sneakyfeets: Doorbell: *rings* Dog:
hotfrogs: doorbell: *rings* me:
professormonkeybusiness: When you’re tied down & the doorbell rings, you should prolly start to worry.
nice-wig-janis: do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
gay-transformation:Can’t believe this hot guy is coming over any minute to take my virginity away. His wavy curly hair and not to mention his muscles, he has almost no fat on his frame besides on his thick long dick. “Doorbell rings”Hi! Hey! You
otherwindow: *doorbell rings while I’m napping* dear jesus i could be suckin dick right now or masturbatin for the 4th time today but I’m not just let me have my moment and drive these demons away amen
rightwinginbitterclingin: Kukui: *rings doorbell* Me: I’ll be righ- Kukui:
hangnmeat: hangnmeat: Awwwww… She putting her monster pussy away😹 LOL. No really someone was ringing our doorbell and she was going to see who it was. I wanted her to go to the door naked .. 😈 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😻PLEASE
astronautgrasshopper: twilightown: [doorbell rings] Sora: I’ll get it [answers] Xigbar: have u heard about our Lord and Savior Xehanort Riku: [appears and slowly closes door]
homosaxual: funimationentertainment: what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong don’t say something like that Better go tell dad and mom.
cheatingandbreakupsluts: A door to door salesman rang your doorbell today, hoping to sell a few vaccum cleaners. Your daughter gave him much more than that.
fasterfood: the doorbell rings. i rush to answer the kids with my bowl of candy. i open the door, expecting fully to hear the usual “trick-or-treat”. i am greeted by a “have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?”. i have made a mistake.
dr-stevenbrule: the doorbell rings, i open the door and the ups man answers. he hands me a package and i sign for it. i read the lable. could it be???? no. i smell the box. it is. my new text post is here.
peterrabbit: peterrabbit: peterrabbit: peterrabbit: SOMEONE IN A WHITE CAR HAS LITERALLY BEEN RINGING MY DOORBELL AND KNOCKING ON WINDOWS FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR I’M KINDA SCARED AND I’M HIDING IN MY BATHTUB EATING CAKE HELP ME???? THEY FINALLY
thatfoxyone: fierceisnotenough: phantity: My dad bought a new doorbell… This is what it sounds like OH MY GOD NEED I want one that plays the Pokemon battle music.