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Dad that uniform is really small, it will show my clitty.Kevin - thats the idea my son or should I say sissy gurl. You want to be like me dont you?
: It’s the last thing Mark expects when he walks into the house. His dad is bent over being fucked by the neighbor and he’s actually enjoying it. Begging for it. Calling him master. And the next thing that happens is Mark can feel himself wanting
breatheandgoon: My hair is a mix of white and orange. Damnit. Going to eat at my dads place today. Actually dont feel like going I love the ouija-phone!
lucialliuniverse: water-writer: dont give children’s coloring books to college students This is funny bc my dad has a friend who is a graphic designer and he does stuff like this in his kid’s coloring books and his wife is always getting mad
ask-uniq: sloppy drawing of dad yixuan with little toddler UNIQ…idk..i dont love myself…my laptop crashed like 3 trimes drawing this it was a warning and now i can’t stop thinking of yixuan sleeping on the couch with a tiny uniq baby on his chest
kldzbop: recltube: kldzbop: i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor
kerosene: the argument “well lovecrafts dad actually named the cat” is so fucking funny like bro you can easily change the name of a cat… you dont even have to go to court or anything, you can just start calling the cat something not racist anytime
dogtit: dont tag as daddykink cause thats not what this is anyway; sombra gets snagged as reapers 2nd child and im like, widowmakers only 3 years older and just as weirdly petty. say hi to your new dad assholes
extrapulpy: even my fucking STEPdad doesnt wanna go to my graduation what kind of bullshit is that THE WORST THING ABIUT IT IS HES LIKE “So what times your shit over?” atleast my fucking dad was blunt about not going ;-; poor liz
bazuso replied to your post:sometimes when i smoke i dont feel like getting up…eddie you just do not give a FUCKwhy you judging me man? youre such a cruel father.
cute-bird-dad: i think we all have that one piece of media we like that’s basically “i love this thing, but i dont think everyone should watch this thing and would not categorically recommend it to other people i know, this thing has a lot of problems
sherlock-the-blogger:I’M SCREAMING THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AND CUTEST PHOTO TO EVER EXIST
It looks like iTunes is leaving “Hit the Diamond” as a solo episode and grouping “Steven Floats” and “Drop Beat Dad” together which… is odd and I don’t know why they did that or what this means for the
dont-ask-about-the-angel: marilisk18: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have
mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: im gonna raid my moms make up and make myself look pretty. “mom, i need your eyeliner. dont ask why.” i feel like a princess. MY DAD JUST WALKED IN.
kittiesatemypronouns: bitter-badfem-harpy: rad-and-i-dont-stop: rad-lynn: werewolfofsector2814: strawberryinstantoatmeal: i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful”
peetasboxers: peetasboxers: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO” DAD I DONT THINK
noblemaidensweets: My dad is like “I hope you get a boyfriend who likes to fish I WILL TAKE HIM FISHING” and then sorta stopped and was like “Or a girl I dont care I want to take theM FISHING”
thehomosexuals: protect young trans guys whos families think theyre only how they are because of their dads protect young trans guys whos families think theyre only how they are because they dont like their body enough to be a girl protect young trans
central-wasp-monolith:I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america.
I hate the conversations I have at my dads house with our family friends. I just end up screaming about basic human rights and crying
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
eeames: #OUT OF CONTEXT THIS WOULD LOOK LIKE SCOTT’S GOT A MAD HARD ON FOR ALLISON’S DAD #WHICH I DONT BLAME HIM #SAME BRO
shouldnt: I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME I DONT KNOW NO ONE KNOWS I’m scared of leaving voicemails because I have no idea how to end them. “Hey, uh, dad.. I’m lost. Do I go to the left
eoji: um commissions have been open for a while but im kind of; freaking out bc were really short on money this month bc my sister needs dental work thats gonna cost minimum and we had to pay like � for my dads surgery and i dont have a job
sebhawkes: “everyone eventually becomes their parents” is not deep and profound it’s terrifying and it’s bullshit and abuse survivors dont need to hear that shit thank you
girlyshippings: noblemaidensweets: My dad is like “I hope you get a boyfriend who likes to fish I WILL TAKE HIM FISHING” and then sorta stopped and was like “Or a girl I dont care I want to take theM FISHING” FISHING
strugglingtobeheard: yesiamtheblack: I just want to scoop him up and protect him from this triflin ass world the dads reaction killin me, like i dont wanna say shit, i’m mad he even has to ask and it hurts cause he so young still type look. baby
empoweredcheatinggirlfriendfun: AND THE WINNER!Father’s Day Contest: #1my dad is a racist asshole, so lately ive been fucking black guys just to get back at him . i dont even necessarily like black guys more than white guys, but the fact that he hates
nonomella: our dog ‘talks’ and whines when he needs to go out and my dad just stands there yelling things like “what? what? hm? dont give me that ‘timmy fell in the well’ nonsense WE DONT HAVE A WELL”
does anyone remember their life or things that happened when they were 5-10
so my dad hasn’t been doing so well lately and even though he can be a real ass sometimes i still feel bad, first he was having stomach issues and now he has a persistent cough and it sounds so bad like he’s wheezing except he’s like way too stubborn
I’m still laughing (genuinely) at all the tags on my mcreyes comic that are like #aww i love dad reyes, #omg reyes is such a good father, #i need more family interactions between them ! whilst me looking at my own comic going, ah yes, its completely
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:snow-white-and-little-red replied to your… My dad’s real name is William which I only found out like last year that he goes by his middle name like first I found out his name want dad and then i
I think my dad is seriously considering buying me a cinteq (which is expensive as FUCK) for christmas and im like ‘oh my gosh nonono thats okay, its super expensive, ive been researching some cheaper non name brand ones!!!’ and he told me that he
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
deheerkonijn: dad what if the other kids at the council dont like me cause i lost the muppet
ghira: blake ur clothes is maybe too revealingghira: [has his bare, hairy chest out and proud]
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