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koishy: in elementary school this one girl in my class said “girls dont actually poop” and i went home and cried because i thought i was a boy
My parents need to realize that some of the things they say actually hurt me.
dajo42: dajo42: fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair
nasturbate: i dont actually exist until 10 am
niallsfakeglasses: someone: you dont actually believe those conspiracies right :/ me:
BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION
fransonbaby: I’m so into minimalism that I’m actually nothing
coolerthantheaveragejoe: nagittokomaeda: i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now #and they were all villians
shavingryansprivates: i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns
papanoiz: i dont actually remember when i drew this?? i found it sitting in my sketches folder but i feel like i drew it before school ended. idk i’ll probably end up coloring it at some point
sakuraoogami: tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me
fiore-della-valle: politicalmachine: it feels like doomsday, but we’re actually getting much closer to a president donald trump. a lot of swing states are now leaning his way for the first time. not because most people agree with his ideals, but because
timelordy-teganbreann: winstonngraham: darrenchristcriss: tigermisu: in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old i misread this
senpai-fetish: musclesenpai: dansnotonphil: blonderamen: 221bismydivision: if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person
feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay
chauvinistsushi:softboycollective:princeowl:the trick to intrusive thoughts is not to try to resist em but like…..let them happen and dont fixate on them…treat them like an annoying friend who’s yelling random shit from the backseat like “hey
i-like-eyes:i dont actually care about the mario movie (guys its illumination calm down) im just taking this as an opportunity to bring up my favorite 1995 American animated musical comedy-adventure film
nagittokomaeda: i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
sshame: DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE
wellchocolatefrogsyall: i was talking to my dad about attack on titan and how the titans dont actually need to eat, they just do it for fun or whatever and he looks me in the eye and says “do they look at each other and say ‘what are you in the
oswinoswut: if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
I was actually successful at soft boiling eggs for once lol
i dont actually see why size should matter. if someone is attractive/beautiful, they are beautiful, not matter what size they are
eremiel-fallen-angel: devildoll: aspecialplaceinhale: goldicrocs: tumblr mobile Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box and the circle is complete OMG!
teasay: Terrifying Sex Toys - Can’t Believe They Actually Exist
saberspinner: mobabyducky: MY HEART I actually just started tearing up in the middle of the marshall center lol
penandscript: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM This is from a movie where shes talking online to
the-barghinator: that’s actually scarier than the fucking program
yxnax: 10 things guys think turn you on but actually don’t
futubandera: Tiempos actuales
unic0rrn-sluts: my-twisted-fantasie: dexxndrade: this is actually a really strong picture agreed
animal-factbook: It is a little known fact that monkeys and birds are actually the best of friends. Here we have a monkey comforting a bird after she found out her boyfriend cheated on her.
perks-of-being-chinese: perks-of-being-chinese: HEY SANTA SUCK MY DICK dont actually suck my dick
harryedward: “are u guys gonna look up receipts about alan rickman like you guys did with david bowie” just admit you dont actually care about rape victims go ahead the mics on
blackfemalepresident: ppl who silence western women by saying “youre complaining about being called a bitch/bossy?? women in poor countries are being TORTURED!! what do you have to complain about?!” dont actually care about the women being
yidan: francoise sagan with jean seberg during filming of her novel bonjour tristesse,1958,i dont actually think they got on that well.
kawaiians: the worst part about sherlock fans is that they think theyre smarter than other fandoms because sherlock is a relatively intelligent show yet they dumb it down to homoerotic tension because they dont actually understand the plot half the time
queenalia:slimegirlwitch:slimegirlwitch:slimegirlwitch:funniest repeat occurrence with pirating is someone going dont trust all these links from random people, trust mine wow this bloud up anyway heres my masterpost for pirate linksyeag you should save
nedlittle:so i work for a small regional museum. remotely, i should add. the museum itself is about 2000km west, so i’ve never actually been there but i research and write articles about local history for them. and because the town was only formally
vriskyserket: when u make OCs but dont actually do anything with them
ebulliens: reasons why boys need to stop saying they like natural girls or w/e the fuck: you nasty ass cracks dont actually like natural girls and make fun of them/tell them they look “sick” or “tired” its not your place to tell us what you like
gjume: im 5'1 and i dont know what the top of a refrigerator looks like
the-absolute-funniest-posts: grandthefthauntumn: do u ever start being friends with someone and then u get to know them and its like no wait i dont actually like you can we stop this friendship thing we have going on Follow this blog, you’ll love
caseychin: amidnightmarauder: maybeitsmaybeline: Boys dont actually ever feel or think like this doe.. exactly. men do :) Mine does :]
nipuni: Welcome back Watanabe called, he says this is the actual ending but he got lazy yes This is how i deal with tragedies, by ignoring reality and making my own because i’m a wet paper towel hahah you may be thinking, wow this is a really cheesy
do u ever start being friends with someone and then u get to know them and its like no wait i dont actually like you can we stop this friendship thing we have going on
girly-guro:Listen here Sharon™ as long as I dont actually stab people I think its ok to think about it
oneleggedhershel: #THESE ARE ACTUAL QUOTES
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