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Today I was thinking about Dwalin/Thorin and how it’s a great ship. Then I got this idea that the two of them would probably be in an open relationship of sorts. Dwalin wouldn’t always like it, but he never feels that it’s his place
The opening of this movie is the Dreamworks guy trying to swat a bee and Barry taking his spot on the moon. I’m so fucking done and I haven’t even actually started this movie.
HE USES A PENCIL SHARPENER FOR HIS STINGER. AND HE USES HIS ANTENNAE AS A CELLPHONE. AND HE GETS ALL BS ON HIS REPORT CARD AND HIS PARENTS ARE SO PROUD OF HIM.
This is one of the most morbid movies I’ve ever seen. They have an entire job listing board with openings dependent on if the other bee doing the job died.
Apparently there’s an issue in bee culture with bees dating spiders. It’s the eight legged thing. Yeah.
BARRY IS INTERROGATING STING. cultural bee appropriation omg
“I LIKE ARTIFICIAL SWEETNERS MADE BY MEN. I KNOW IT HAS AN AFTERTASTE BUT I LIKE IT.”
THEY JUST TRANQUILIZED A RIPOFF OF WINNIE THE POOH. HOLY SHIT.
Why hasn’t this movie ended yet? EDIT: I FINALLY FINISHED IT. I CAN SAY THAT I WATCHED BEE MOVIE.
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I’m so ready for the Desolation of Smaug thing. I’m already registered and I’m texting Krystina and Blythe. And by I’m ready I mean I begged Graham to grab the DVD from upstairs, because I don’t have pants on. And in
I’m really happy to see that this fic was submitted for this meme! For those of you who don’t know, this is an excerpt from “Running,” which is a fic I wrote for the Hobbit Kink Meme featuring Kili and gender dysphoria. While
Yeowch. Both selections people want me to do commentary for have very little room for joking or anything like that. Here’s a paragraph from my fic “My Year in Lists,” which is a MCU-based Tony/Rhodey fic and the first fic I actually
Iwan just appeared on the screen and I pretty much thrashed around in my chair.
I’m rewatching the Hobbit, because what else would I do on a Saturday night. I just noticed Fili’s concerned face during Oin’s proclamation of “He said he’s an expert!” Expect more realizations as the night goes
The dwarves are singing and out of nowhere Graham’s computer starts blasting the music to Neopets’s Key Quest game. He may not survive to the end of this movie.
I don’t want to be all “wahhh the book is better” when talking about the Hobbit movie. Adaptations are always going to be different blah, blah, blah. But I really wish they stayed more to the book when it came to the eagles. I would