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Your wife with the neighbor kid. She made friends with his mom to give her a cover for going over all the time. Too bad his mom travels for work and is never home. You don’t know that though.
‘nother life update
I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom
“Emilie, i’m not your personal babysitter where you can just drop your kid off when you have work to do…”
Don’t drink and draw kids.(Why did i draw the reverse centaur again? hahaha)This is the last weekend with the inlaws, so i’ll be getting back to work soon (look, i got as far as SFW goblin and a sketch shy of a giant horse dong, and its about as comfy
wittlesissybaby: “Eddie are you kidding me?! I’m working from home, trying to make us money during this fucking quarantine, and you want me to stop and give you a diaper change?! I don’t have time for this! If you want me to put up with your silly
slightlynaive: diary-of-a-chinese-kid: This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries! I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with
redwwood:“kids don’t like Steven universe” is the one I see the most and like I’m not gonna Tumblr discourse about this show but like…. I literally worked with about 40 2nd graders last year and a large portion watched and loved it, and my 10
If you have a kid and it turns out to be super smart, then don’t fucking shower the kid with praise and give it special treatmentMake that little fucker workMake the kid work so goddamn hard, build some work ethic, teach it how to study, refine that
raxlraxlraxl: knifeandlighter: If you have a kid and it turns out to be super smart, then don’t fucking shower the kid with praise and give it special treatment Make that little fucker work Make the kid work so goddamn hard, build some work ethic,
isle-of-forgotten-dreams: omg just kidding of course, but really now, I kinda got frustrated…even though I was mostly at work…??? I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Aww, welcome back, Sera~! ^w^
I know I live with a trans person and I really shouldn’t complain, but sometimes I wish I could spend more time with trans people to offset the boring cis adults I interact with on a daily basis…
a bunch of my kiddos barged into my homeroom today with fresh monkey bread and a bunch of stuff from bath and body works and just!!!!!! what the heck!!!!! one of my classes gave me a card and a bunch of other kids drew me their own cards (featuring
evolutia: When I was in school, I always hated when I had a problem with another student and a teacher would dismiss it with: what are you going to do when you get into the real world? Or if it was a group setting: you work with people you don’t like
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
skullduggering: beatonna: We are touring King Baby in some schools and I love the kids do you like hot dogs?
letssaltouroozycuts:are you a “I’m never gonna have kids because I don’t trust myself not to fuck them up” child abuse survivor or a “I want kids so I can give them the childhood I never got to have” child abuse survivor
y’know, that whole “kids lose interest in memes as soon as adults use them” is generally really only true for teenagers (and older tweens). For the most part, younger kids straight up do not care who is using a meme, the meme is always funny/cool
spiritedmakorrian: When little kids don’t leave you alone.
chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me.
piratejay133: circa2playhouse: ~I’ve never sugar coated anything in my entire life. Not at home, with my kids or at work. Point blank. I don’t sugarcoat
prideprejudce: so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling hours day and night on the island for weeks with completely
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: A kid at work has decided that they don’t want to play with the kitchen set, and don’t want to play Barbies, but would instead rather take the them-sized stove and the Barbie-sized stove and pretend
yourplayersaidwhat: In the run down lawless part of the city. Went to a pirate bar as a party of underage boarding school kids. There’s a skeleton with an eye patch working as a waiter with a sign around his neck that reads DON’T TURN ME, I
nudityandnerdery: This always reminds me of a guy I used to work with. One day, after we watched to a co-worker completely botch an easy task, he turned to me and said, “See, this is why I smoke. The kids today? I don’t want to be alive when they’re
strawberitashawty: the reason i don’t fuck with that “talk to your kids like this” post is because i saw how that shit didn’t work today. at the nail shop, this lady’s son was doing so much, so as she got her eyebrows waxed she told him “okay,
rheaonce: brownglucose: videohall: Teacher ends fight like a boss That teacher is the type that changes children. Awesome, simply awesome. working with kids is hard especially when kids feel like they run shit and don’t have to respect others
pinkcookiedimples: You got kids out here wanting to commit suicide to get out of school work and tests and baby boomers don’t think there’s anything wrong with the educational system LOL
catboy-elias-bouchard:zagreus: at work yesterday a little kid asked me if I was a boy or a girl and I panicked and said “not exactly” instead of responding with anything coherent “I don’t know man I just work here”
I don’t think you understand how much I wanna cosplay Yang.like I think i got the body and height for it, ive been working out since i was a kid during sports so im in shape with all that bara jazz and im 6'0’’ AND IM 17 SO LIKE??? all
