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darkfiretaimatsu:In conclusion, ventriloquoy puppets are incredibly sassy, and I don’t think the kids today are gonna be too into them. Also, all of their puns seem related to their construction or status as a dummy~For something a dummy never eats,
darkfiretaimatsu: Animals are pretty open about their stuff. Maybe we could learn something from them~Fortunately, Beep can’t eat through latex, but I don’t want to give him much reason to try~ x3
capebaldy: Chapter 431: He hates missing his meals after every fight, so he somehow learned how to eat while sleeping……Chapter 796: Oi! Are you sad, hungry, sleepy, anxious, or angry? Just pick one! Don’t do all of them at once!
geekscoutcookies: anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them
ambivalentaboutmarmite:sophiealdred:astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer:
jeffisthename: saywhhaa: katbefrank: saywhhaa: katbefrank: Eating my second one of the night. I haven’t had one of these in so long!!! I hadn’t either. I found an entire bag of them in my house. I don’t even know where they came from.. Ahh
intrinsically-fragile: It’s really bad how I get jealous of really really thin girls with eating disorders. I don’t want to be like them because I want to be skinny. It’s because when you look at somebody who is emaciated, you can see their pain.
alittlemonsterinyou: “You’ve never heard of armor-eating slime? No, no, don’t worry, I’m sure a level five adventurer like you can handle them, they’re just some slime…”
sophiealdred: astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer: this does not apply
godswithinus: let-them-eat-cake21: Yea a lot of people don’t know the face behind all the work when it comes to art… Plus I always write something in the hair so try and look hard for the words in the hair of the people I draw. I’m a normal person
everybody-loves-to-eat: theangrydinosaur: jesus fucking christ These photos belong to Trygyzistan from Flickr. He took them at Zombie Burger in Des Moines, Iowa. Please don’t delete this, I hate to see his work being unsourced. He takes beautiful
hentaibeat: Source!“Ah, your cum is delicious ~ Don’t be afraid, I won’t bite you.. But if you knew your spiders, you’d know that we tend to eat our mates alive after we fuck them dry ~”
ginnypants: when people say they don’t like or are scared of guinea pigs, I’m just like how could you possibly have a problem with them they’re fluffy round happy potatoes they just sleep and eat and poop all day, got no cares in the world they’ve
dorkinthefreakkingdom: lmaodies: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are I SWEAR TO GOD ban old people from the internet old people can be idiots REASONS MILLENIALS DON’T ALL EAT GODDAMN
naturalobs3ssion: TAG A FRIEND AND READ BELOW 👇🏽 Green is good, green is great. If you don’t like to eat veggies you can juice them. Health is wealth…I always say my body is a result of my lifestyle change but I have gained so much more than
justsomeantifas: cutiequeercris: justsomeantifas: them: we’re over populated, that’s why people don’t have enough food to eat reality: capitalism over-produces food, we have enough food to feed the world we just throw away what isn’t profitable.
queennubian: blackfoxx: anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them *dying* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH snap
vegan-because-fuck-you: Also, anyone else notice that most people who say “animals don’t feel emotions like humans” also like to say that it’s okay for them to eat meat because they get it from a quaint little local farm where “all the animals
imdemetrialynn: jasmaybeauty: illest2die: prettyboyshyflizzy: Woman Goes Crazy Because She Got Green Peppers Instead Of Red When she ran into the door lol Embarrassing karma hit that hoe for them Lol her kids don’t eat green things
Non vegans really don’t know how to respond to criticism. Like you can give them all the facts and they’ll respond “I’m gonna go eat a cheeseburger.” It’s so pathetic
solardrift: rape-and-pillaging-the-internet: sexualremarks: whorville: Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women “men don’t ever
iamnevertheone: Cybugs are like a virus. They don’t know they’re in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they’ll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they’ll stop there?
cant-stop-eating: I think strangers to this kink are under the impression that we DON’T know how strange our kink is. The impression that all kinksters are devoid of thought and just mindlessly indulge without ever thinking about how this makes them
daughterofthegoldenandthesilver:I honestly believe the gods want you to be independent. They do not want you calling on Them five times a day. They are not constantly hanging over our shoulder, telling us “make the bed, eat healthy, don’t
mens-rights-activia: Deadass, y’all need to stop entertaining chick fil A, even if it’s a joke. Your coins still go towards their homophobia machine. Even if you think you’re sticking it to them by eating there lmao they don’t care. Money is
shittyidea: Eat all of your birth control pills on the first day of the month so that you don’t have to remember to take them everyday
pochowek: helljumpingteufelhund: pochowek: eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer Fork Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute
bishopmyles:let-them-eat-cake21:Yea a lot of people don’t know the face behind all the work when it comes to art… Plus I always write something in the hair so try and look hard for the words in the hair of the people I draw. I’m a normal person
let-them-eat-cake21: brian4rmthe6: Young nigga wasn’t playing…. “Don’t run bitch"😂😂💪🏾 (Stockton, CA)
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them
hannibalmorelikecannibal: skiinnysuicide: sophiealdred: astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re
sherlocksmyth: HOW COME YOU GOTTA MARRY SOMEONE AND LIVE WITH THEM AND HAVE BABIES WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BUY A HOUSE WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND JUST EAT PIZZA EVERYDAY AND PLAY GAMES ALL THE TIME IT WOULD BE LIKE A LIFE LONG SLEEPOVER AND YOU DON’T
sterlingsea: mnn, well but. mn. yes, people make fun of me for being thin. dudes tell me that I’m too skinny for them to want to fuck. people mock me for eating disorders that I don’t have. but that’s about all the weight related discrimination
cauliflowerqueen: geekscoutcookies: anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them Worth reblogging. Sorrynotsorry.
thinspobysummer: I don’t think anyone with an eating disorder ever feels comfortable with their reflection in the mirror. No matter how much weight they’ve lost, it won’t be enough for them. And if they’re only skin and bones, they will still
bravodelta9: This is one of those gifs I make out of boredom late at night then queue them to post in the morning so people don’t think I’m jacking off on tumblr late at night (when in reality I do something random like this, eat something, get ready
lavish-lucy: sacramentosiccness: My wife’s thick sexy juicy ass in her slutty red “panties” Before the shower getting ready to eat it. How many of you like this? Let her know so we can continue taking pics and posting them. Don’t be shy
let-them-eat-cake21: Yea a lot of people don’t know the face behind all the work when it comes to art… Plus I always write something in the hair so try and look hard for the words in the hair of the people I draw. I’m a normal person that enjoys
astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
kawaiijamaican: I dont fuck skinny men.., they freak me out-where yall muscles? Where yall weight? Lightskin men just don’t appeal to me them dicks look uncooked And i hate head try n eat mi pussy expect to feel my muscular legs lock on and make
I hate minions. I hate them so much, I hope they go to a misty yellow capitalist mainstream marketing hell. I don’t know who decided to wake up on one bright ass sunny morning and fling themselves out of bed, eat, and sit down at their desk to design
hhighwaytohell: mossyoakmaster: hhighwaytohell: I wanna eat the fuck out of a girl man.😪 I know several girls who would let you 😏😉 Send em over😏😍 Hmm why don’t you come over and I’ll bring them over😏😉😍
naturalass: cheatinggfexploited: See how her fat pussy lips eats up a thong. Leftover pics from a previous post. Don’t forget to look through the archives to see more of this slut! Wouaw ! gotta love them sluts
chinesemale: Hitting them with the flex 💪😁 In Cancún, México hangin with family 👪 Don’t have service and only have wifi at random times … Time to hit the beach🌊, and eat the best seafood around🐟🐠🐙🐳🐬😋 #rcfitness #cancunmexico
manupyourass:stratosphere1981:frontloading:.Yes, Daddy would love for you to sit on my face…you don’t even have to remove those tighty whities, I’ll just eat right through them…👅💦👅💦👅💦👅💦😍👅💦