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“Why won’t you listen when I speak? Why won’t you listen when I stamp my feet? You don’t belong where the humans eat.”-“WHERE THE HUMANS EAT” Willy MasonPlease feel free to ask me any question you like on my new
bentherobotboy:“Dude, what are you doing?” “I’m cooking.” “But you’re a robot. You don’t eat.” “I’m cooking for you.” “Ummm, I’m an android too.” “No you’re not. You’re human.” “Nope. I thought you knew.” “But
humans-of-seoul: “You’re asking why I work so hard? If I don’t earn money then I will need to worry right away about how I’m going to eat tomorrow. Every motorcycle delivery man gives half of his pay away due to fees. Then this guy takes some
Parchance you protest too much. I think that is the little human slave boi giving his female domme a good fuck in her cloaca on command. Don’t worry he doesn’t get to cum, and if he does she eats him. See! F/m - dino porn! 333images:
kaida-draws: not all dragons are evil! well that’s not true >:) Comic by @kaida-draws ewww what?
crazy-pages: hornygold: spoiledchestnut: Alien: You shouldn’t eat that. Human: What? Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh? Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple. Alien:
siniristiriita: cat: hey you gonna eat that? human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food. cat: free game then. Cool. human: be my guest. cat: hey is this spot free?
tygermama: lemonsharks: microcroft: sailor–spoon: siniristiriita: cat: hey you gonna eat that? human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food. cat: free game
lilchubster-deactivated20220725:Vampires that gain weight really easily from drinkin blood is nice but what i like more is Vampires that can eat human food but any human food they eat only gets turned into fat bc they don’t need it for energy or
scumtrout: We’re all meant to believe that Hannibal Lecter is some sort of monster, but quite frankly I think that anyone who says they don’t secretly want to eat rude people is a liar.It’s like a fundamental human desire we don’t act upon because
shingekinoanteiku: So I just saw this gif and then a thought popped up in my head: titans don´t digest the humans they eat, they just throw up when their stomach is full. So they wouldn´t need gastric acid, right? Which would mean that eren is sitting
garouga: i don’t want to eat humans i just want to dance
coelorum: friendly reminder this shark week that - for every human killed by a shark 25 million sharks are killed by people - when we swim we’re in THEIR habitat - they don’t even like to eat us we’re too bony, when they do bite us they think we’re
ttotheaffy: bombcollar replied to your post:So if Daud is Uncle Grandpa… this mean Corvo is…The answer is yes. Loves to eat? Human with weird powers? Hangs out with little girl who loves books? Literally the same character how did they get away with
levicopter: SO SAM AND I WERE LOOKING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FROM EPISODE 16 AND APART FROM THE BOOTY EATING TITAN WE NOTICED THE ONE AT THE LEFT WHO’S ALL LIKE “DON’T U EAT MY HUMAN” AND THEN THE OTHER TITAN’S LIKE “GOIN’
microcroft: sailor–spoon: siniristiriita: cat: hey you gonna eat that? human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food. cat: free game then. Cool. human: be my guest.
basketballhoopshowerhead: now im a pretty composed guy but jesus, popcorn really just does it for me. popcorn really just makes me go apeshit crazy. i start the bag off like a normal human but somewhere along the line, man. i stop eating it and start
tsuritamathursdays: harucutiepie: Just a heads up.. Haru is not a cannibal for eating fish on Earth. You don’t consider humans to be cannibals for eating other mammals, right? So unless he’s eating other alien fish, he’s actually doing nothing
Friendly reminder that what someone may or may not eat does not have any affect on their worth as a human being
alithographicaart: ucresearch: Why we need GMOs to survive climate change Genetically modified organisms get a bad rap for many reasons, but we’ve actually been genetically altering what we eat since the dawn of human history. “For 10,000 years,
vegan-because-fuck-you: Also, anyone else notice that most people who say “animals don’t feel emotions like humans” also like to say that it’s okay for them to eat meat because they get it from a quaint little local farm where “all the animals
I love insults where the person is just like “why don’t you go eat you fat cow” Because I’m just like…don’t mind if I do.
unexplained-events: Placenta Teddy Bear On exhibition at the “Doing it for the Kids” showcase, this teddy bear was made using human placenta. A crafty alternative for those who don’t want to eat the placenta, but instead want to make a toy out
puppyaesthetic: I don’t mean this in the typical fluffy way most people say. (while that is good sometimes too) I mean this in the way that humans actually NEED to be taken care of. - Eat something healthy. Cook for yourself and try something new.
scandinavianmutt: levis-short-ass: shingekinoanteiku: So I just saw this gif and then a thought popped up in my head: titans don´t digest the humans they eat, they just throw up when their stomach is full. So they wouldn´t need gastric acid, right?
flopsy-art:amygdalae:If your cat is curious abt what you’re eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don’t even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it’s cute*WWHEEZEE*
reanimatedhorde: It’s nice knowing an eagle is just like “I don’t give a fuck if you’re a human child I will try to eat you” Imagine how bummed that dad would have been if his baby got snatched up.
ohshititsgreg: jackdanielscock: ohshititsgreg: I’m a humanitarian. I only eat humans i think thats cannibalism. I don’t tell you how to live your life
Let’s be real: Bears don’t eat porridge. They eat PEOPLE. So the three bears probably left their house unattended and the door deliberately unlocked so some human would stroll in. Goldilocks walked into a trap.
byebyethinspo: reminder: it’s ok to love food. it’s normal and human to love food. don’t feel guilty for liking to eat. it’s keeping you alive.
ink-rose-the-scout: aphnorwayy: vladthegermancat: scandinavianmutt: levis-short-ass: shingekinoanteiku: So I just saw this gif and then a thought popped up in my head: titans don´t digest the humans they eat, they just throw up when their stomach
vampiriamaggot666: Well…one more reason, which makes me sick. I don’t eat any meat, not even bdsm. Human flesh is still better than anything.
unidentified-flying-bananaba: vladthegermancat: scandinavianmutt: levis-short-ass: shingekinoanteiku: So I just saw this gif and then a thought popped up in my head: titans don´t digest the humans they eat, they just throw up when their stomach
