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attagoodboy:Well well baby, looks like someone is horney, doesn’t it. Already naked and hard for my hand just the way I like it. Do I want to fuck you? No, you silly thing, you know I don’t. We don’t do all those dirty things anymore, remember?
lovesexandhumor: extraneousredux: When sex ends, my favorite thing to do is nothing. My favorite thing for him to do is nothing. Just stop. Don’t pull out. Don’t ask me how it was. Don’t fix the covers. Just do nothing. Yes. And hold him
The thing is that I when to bed early and didn’t do any drawing that day, and I just don’t have any cool ideas, and I need to start my request, but I am lazy and sleepy. Goodnight!
Shut it…usuratonkachi…
The good news is, we’re not in Marley anymore.That’s it.Boy do I wish we were in Marley.That’s maybe an unfair thing to say, because if we were still on Marley, I would probably spend the next five to ten paragraphs complaining about why we shouldn’t
eversncenewyork: things you said at 1 am things you said through your teeth things you said too quietly things you said over the phone things you didn’t say at all things you said under the stars and in the grass things you said while we were driving
The beauty of D/s for the Dominant is that (at least from the sub’s point of view) you don’t have to have a reason for the things you ask her to do. She is happy doing them for no reason at all, as long as she knows it pleases you. Even more than
galsgadots: Have you always been alone? Did you ever have someone? Do you know what happened to you…do you? ‘Cause I don’t. I don’t know what happened to me. I don’t know. I look in the mirror, the only thing I recognize are these eyes, in
the-cutethulhu: daysofxavierspast: For Christmas, be a kind Trainer and send out fun things on Wonder Trade to make a new Trainer’s day bright. I’ll be sending out boxes upon boxes of 5 and 6 IV Lure Ball Totodiles named Lazorgatr I’ll do my best
lanimalu: Would you believe me if I told you that I don’t even ship them?
the cishet people in my life destroyed my life and didn’t give me any closure whatsoever so now I’m angry and sad all the time dot tumblr dot com
the scent of patchouli makes me think of christmas and it’s weirdly distressing to me bc I don’t know if this is a common thing with people? I keep trying to look up “patchouli christmas” but it turns out a book was basically
andsoicalledherocean: sniikt: tell me it’s not only me the best is when you’re wearing high heels and can hook the heels on the other side of the bar
the most baffling thing to me is when I make a very simple observational post like “this thing was really cute” and then someone responds with, like, extreme seething rage. Where do people get the energy to be so needlessly bitter about the most
me: *has a dozen different things I need/want to get done*my motivation and focus: lol hey let’s pour all our energy into reorganizing our SU folders, which really don’t need reorganizing, to the exclusion of everything else we want to do
the-young-writer-gg: mermaidsandmoshpits: j3d1ntraining: third-round-charm: Dear Tumblr,Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig if this doesn’t become
Step mother is being rather difficult for some reason this evening. She and I are different as day and night. We don’t get along about many things and certainly don’t agree with the same things.She also hates it when I watch the same movie over and
Don’t underestimate the power of a good handjob. One of my favorite things to do.
ghostastronomer: Nerd dudes: Why don’t women like the things we do Woman: *likes the same things nerd dudes do* Nerd dudes: Are you a real fan? Better know this hyperspecific piece of trivia. Oh thank god you do. I’m going to sexually harass you
madamn-juana: fonzworthcutlass: tavarism: The worst thing about school. Man my math teacher stayed doing this Brrruuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! triggered I hated this
The fantastic thing about chronic illness is that if you find yourself psychologically incapable of continuing treatment, it won’t care. It’s going to keep on doing its thing in your body, and you don’t get the option of bowing out
Another fun thing from last night is Clarke’s response when Lexa thanks her for backing her.“I was just doing what was right for my people.”Lexa introduces Aden to Clarke with a smile on her face, taking all of Clarke’s irritation over her maybe
I watched Jujutsu Kaisen instead of doing literally anything people who are somehow still following me might ask me to do. Now I reenter the world of having to wait for new seasons for things I like.With brief pauses to consider that more people should
I’m hurt, I’m really depressed that’s it’s gone down to my stomach and to my heart and I double doses on my meds and I just want this pain to go away. Why do I have to say these things, I’m the worst person, I don’t
the-walking-dead-art: We remember those we’ve lost.You don’t know anything about us. You don’t know what we’ve had to go through out there, the things we’ve had to do. I bet you’ve had to do some of those same things yourself. Am I right?
hunkville: “They don’t agree on much. In fact, they don’t agree on anything. They fight all the time and challenge each other every day. But despite their differences, they have one important thing in common. They are crazy about each other.”
bones-are-the-new-sexy: Don’t give up now. You always do this. You say you’re going to do something, then you never do it. Don’t you want this time to be different. If this is the thing that means the most to you then show it.
the-ameriderp: advanced-potions: roses-and-phantoms: “it’s so big” whispered england as america revealed his national debt DON’T. Do not post things like this. We have started shipping planets. Don’t make us ship countries too.
The things your eyes do when you don’t have enough sleep… BAGS!! D:<
The thing I miss most about being home is the LGBTQA community. I want to be able to go to lesbian events and bars and meet women. I want to hookup with women I don’t know. It’s so hard to do that here
prince-buckethead: ghostastronomer: Nerd dudes: Why don’t women like the things we do Woman: *likes the same things nerd dudes do* Nerd dudes: Are you a real fan? Better know this hyperspecific piece of trivia. Oh thank god you do. I’m going to sexually
stewcharm: ”You don’t need to give reasons for the things you do- you just have to do what you want. And sometimes the thing that seems messed up to everyone else is what’s right for you. You have to do it and not be ashamed of it.”
Overwhelmed with the things I don’t do, I actually do many things which I will decline to list, but alas, many things I do, much more then I do not
captain-bitterbuns: I feel like half of British tumblr is running in circles screaming ‘conservatives’ in terror, while everyone else quietly whispers ‘nandos’ and ‘banter’ to themselves in confusion, doing this ‘👌🏻’ at anyone who
Do you do Everything? Here’s a list: walk flirt roll eyes turn head sit stand cry sleep This order of events describes why I don’t go to parties anymore.
shinjipuff: the biggest thing I have a problem with about social justice bloggers is we’re not all from the US we don’t all experience things the same way as you do and we don’t have the same culture as you do some places don’t have anything
transphobies-deactivated2016022: You don’t need to give reasons for the things you do — you just have to do what you want. And sometimes the thing that seems messed up to everyone else is what’s right for you. You have to do it and not be ashamed
I think I actually found some self-esteem. I don’t hate myself. I don’t like all the things I do. But I don’t have that hatred. I don’t want to cut or go back to doing stupid things. I don’t even want to die. When everyone
stewartsbitch: ”You don’t need to give reasons for the things you do- you just have to do what you want. And sometimes the thing that seems messed up to everyone else is what’s right for you. You have to do it and not be ashamed of it.”
jamesfords-blog: It’s so easy to do the wrong thing in this world. So if it feels wrong, don’t do it, all right? If it feels easy, don’t do it. Don’t let the world swallow you.
the-dastardly-d: clockworkkanella: What if like, there’s a ghost or spirit or whatever that has a crush on you but you can’t see them and don’t know they’re there.They do little things for you throughout the day that you just kinda pass off
kristensource: ”You don’t need to give reasons for the things you do- you just have to do what you want. And sometimes the thing that seems messed up to everyone else is what’s right for you. You have to do it and not be ashamed of it.” ― Kristen
LMAO when someone reblogs all these sexual things, but when it comes down to it, they’re not even interested in doing those things. Why the fuck do you pretend to like things when you clearly don’t do them?
jahxjah: being humble is so attractive. I love the people that do a lot and don’t speak on it. People that let their actions speak for them and are just laid back are my favorite type of people.
“I don’t know about you, old man, but I’m ready to head back to the room and let you do your thing to me,” said Sabrina.“Let me? You’re going to let me do my thing, young lady?” he replied.“Okay, okay… will you please do that thing
the-absolute-funniest-posts: strag: #HADES IS SASSY GAY FRIEND #GIRL DON’T WASTE YOUR LIFE ON A GUY #BUY HIS ACTION FIGURE INSTEAD IT CAPTURES HIS BEST SIDE SO WELL #HE ALMOST GETS CRUSHED BY A PILLAR SO WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES?! #YOU DO CRAZY THINGS
softeys: one of the worst things you can do is take advantage of someone’s softeness and kindness. don’t keep good people around if you know you can’t be just as good to them back. and don’t keep doing shitty things and expect that they’ll
the thing people have a hard time understanding is you can only call me maddie if we’re friends and there’s only one person who can call me mads seriously do not fucking assume i go by maddie because I generally don’t so fucking stop
Don’t matter what you say, don’t matter what you do, I only wanna do bad things to you…🎶🖤 Throwback to when the weather was nice🙈
wretchedoftheearth: sugah-waatah: The thing is… Most men don’t do shit when their friends harass women They don’t speak up and the funny thing is, when I’ve seen men step in to tell other men to stop, they do BUT more often than not, they
thenotsovirginmess: disgustingoldman: littlekitkay2: hardcore-misogynist: Do the right thing, guys! Take care of your city, do not urinate in public places. Do the right thing: Piss on the mouth of the bitch closest to you. Women = Urinals Don’t
wolvesnkittens:the kind of sex where i do the filthiest things to you all while praising you with sweet compliments… innocent girls don’t do these kinds of things, oh look what a disgusting mess you’ve made of yourself, baby you’re doing such
the-porn-stories: “Oh, come on, ‘coach’. I don’t really want to play tennis. This is just something for my husband to dump me at so that he can go off and do his thing. But…there are other ways we could use the few hours he hired you for!”
why-animals-do-the-thing: gifsboom: Raccoon gifs Someone submitted this gifset as anon and requested that we talk about raccoons as pets and basically why you really just don’t. First and really most importantly, raccoons are huge rabies vector
mypursuitof-happiness: I don’t mean the things I say, or do and my judgements are appalling. I react badly to everything. I’ll push you away and make you think you’ve done something wrong. I’m incapable of feeling love towards anyone. I find
small update: I did actually make an attempt to speak to the “receipt” blog to try to clear some things up but ultimately it was a fruitless effort. Even with apologies and explainations they still seem like they’re grasping at straws to find something
rubenesque-as-fuck:I’m pretty sure being an adult is just doing the things that need to be done, often while muttering, “I don’t wanna“ over and over under my breath.
the only person thus far to deny my last post & claim it as bullshit is a man, LOL. I’m sure you understand the difficulty for a woman to find two men willing to fuck her at the same time, buddy. also it’s not about a lack of people willing to
