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skyrimconfessions: “When I fought my first dragon, I had the subtitles on. It said before it died ‘Dovahkiin, no!!’ I almost cried.” http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/
plainjanefaye: galacticdad: housing should be a basic a human right. people shouldn’t have to “earn” a roof over their heads so that they don’t die in the streets. There are more empty houses in the US than there are homeless people. There
xspiritofthemapleleaf: queerboochananbarnes: boosexualavenger: Every time a cis person reblogs a gender of the day a fairy dies srsly cis friends it’s in their FAQ stating specifically for you not to reblog the gender of the day. genderoftheday
tanrin524: In XYZ, The great elder brothers die in the battle field. But they will be back. @kurosaki-syun
cosimacormier: Don’t die in here Miss. Rosa. Go do it your own way.
rubywoodsillustration: a realistic Finals Self-Care guide because like, who’s gonna be in bed at 10pm? (this is for everybody but especially us mental illnessy people who need to be extra self-carey so we don’t die or something)
Holy. Fuck. I just hit 500 followers. YOU HEARD ME! 500 FOLLOWERS! Yeah, I don’t know how, but you wonderful, awesome, and sexy people feel to follow this completely unworthy blog. Welcome! I’m so scattered all over the place
freckles-everywhere: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE. THE VOICE BEHIND THIS LOVELY MOTHER FUCKER IS ALSO AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY BUT IVE BEEN SCREECHING AT MY LAPTOP
daisyazuras: kissyourlap: The fact that this actually happens outside of tv sitcoms still blows my mind. I’ve heard soooooo many stories. I love it when I don’t die too.
neptunain: family guy is sexist, racist, homophobic, and transphobic on a regular basis but the people who watch it don’t get offended until seth macfarlane kills a dog that isn’t real
the-lone-scone: zanmetsun: don’t judge me i have my reasons #lets play wheres marco
cokelineforjesus:I don’t agree with 16&17 mainly bc I hate feet and that would be fucking hilarious.
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: A snide remark died on Jean’s lips when he felt the needle go in, almost collapsing onto his back. The pain had been keeping him mobile for so long that the relief was overwhelming and the mentally ill man
imperialimpala: do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
rivercinders: This week on “characters that’ll never make it to Heroes so I gotta draw them myself huh” Nailah is the most attractive FE unit don’t @ me
semi-o: FT 507 SPOILERS AHEAD: MOMMY ERZA I’M CRY HOLY MOTHER OF QUOTES MAKAROV PRAISE BE REUNIONS KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE MOTHERFUCKERS HOLY SHIT LUCY HAS BEEN WORKING OUT HOW MUCH DOES NATSU WEIGHT JELLAL DON’T DIE TWINS OR EDOLAS QUIT PLAYING
sex-a-y: It’s a belfie!(please don’t remove captions as it is me)
my love it kills me slowly, slowly i could die
t-h-e-h-a-u-n-t-e-d: ✞The Haunted Don’t Die ✞
fields-fullofbitches: marcoglo: Racist don’t die they adapt and transform If only more people understood this.
If I don’t get in the shower now, I’m gonna end up falling asleep in the bathroom, and then there’s be no steak-&-ale pie or Carling for anyone…
nerdypug: caton9netails: nerdypug: I know I’m big but damn layla. DEAD Don’t die! You have to finish what you started. This guy ^^ *snort infinity*
tristiahna: “When we can't dream any longer we die.” εїз
i bet noiz is the type to bring his coil with him into the bathroom and get distracted for hours. and when he starts living with koujaku the habit doesn’t die and this one time he was in there for seven hours and when koujaku’s had enough
/PANICKED DYING WHALE NOISES.
katara:earthnation: earthnation: what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe mitosis i want to die
i’m fucking laughing the e liters in thsi match were at5 fucking war with each other while me and this other nozzlenose were battling it out and everyone was just dying everywhere.
hajimeiwaizumi: “Let’s go eat at Chindouchuu.”“We don’t need Oikawa though, do we?” “Of course we do!”
i can’t believe i’m this upset over a parasyte dying
when ur a brush facing against a blaster and u accidentally grab the rainmaker but u somehow don’t die
i’m crying the times i died was bc i activated kraken for no reason or too late and bc i keep underestimating snipers and their accuracy sob.. but!! i had to commemorate this moment, so…!!
veronicaoswald: imperialimpala: do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’? It’s worked so far
iwatoorus: i know we’re all just so excited that oikawa and iwaizumi were in this episode and yeah iwa chan is incredibly attractive and oikawa looks damn good in glasses, but can we also appreciate one of the lines that oikawa said? “I don’t have
My computer exploded so I haven’t play ovw in like a week I’m dying 😭😭
maneuvergeared: Just one more thing. Please. Please don't die.
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts
fashiondisastercecil: okay but hear me out here *clears throat* canon, healthy, non-sexualised lesbians who don’t die
cloneinstitute: You know… the worst part of it is…um, hmm, people looking at you. When you tell them that you’re sick. They’re not sure how to react like “Does she want me to cry?” or like I don’t care… just feel - Jennifer Fitzsimmons
princeass: drake eats two gummy bears at the same time so they don’t die alone
0livia0blivion: Studio I Print 1 by Olivia Ungemach Via Flickr: My 1st photo assignment of the year! “Shoot an object on a transition, with one light, and don’t die.” Were my instructions, well i’m pretty sure I’m not dead..yet.
:i’d die for a partner who just absolutely cannot keep their hands off me. they’re not even horny, half the time; they just to have something warm and soft in their lap, underneath their hands, whether they’re groping me to keep themself
samichann: I want to ride this and hope i don’t die :) (via mitzser)
beyeveryday: yivialo: Just because you don’t know about it doesn’t mean Jay Z isn’t ultra conscious and charitable by Shaun King Can everyone reblog this so people can finally shut up and stop making noise
bastille: How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so It’ll only happen the once. Bet
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Police: Black man shot by officers has died, was unarmed
humansofnewyork: “My father died when I was six. He drowned on a fishing trip. My mother had to raise five of us in North Philadelphia. I remember being twelve years old and going to a market on the corner. My mother had sent me with a note, asking
dreamsandpuzzles: nolabeings: “I always knew how to save. When my husband died, 1970, my baby was nine years old and I was working the school board but I never stopped working. I was getting Social Security - I never stopped working. ‘Cause I know
billiehollibae: darnellehailey: lucidnee: billiehollibae: lucidnee: momonostupidblog: lucidnee: More women should cheat on men. Cheat on them cause then you see if they’re real ride or dies To get their best, you have to experience their worst
itsteesmallzhoe: quietly-islayem: thabootyscholar: foreverblckshade: billiehollibae: I hate this I die every time I see this. this the best one THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER why do i love this tho !!?? 😭😭😭
bae–electronica: Ya MCM broke. Always asking niggas to borrow shit!you call him Gregory I call him Beggarrrryyyyyyyy!!! A piece of me dies every time I hear that line
hennyxstraight: thelifeofsmoke: goldenpoc: thepinkcornmoon: nya-kin: “issa egg” im fucking dying fam nigga said patrick lmaoooo Lmfaoo “A beauty blender. Something you need.” Ether!
quinngingerlove: archicide: “we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone Plus the sequel “we never got closure” And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”
boostlust:Don’t die b4 you’re dead.
tarynel: bootyscientist2: what would you do if somebody robbed you wit a bow and arrow? 😭😭😭 die laughing nigga this ain’t robin hood You can’t get up close, and I’m not dropping my shit, so I’m just gonna back up facing
justjamaree: khadidon: WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE… Twitter: @KhadiDon Instagram: @Khadi son I am dying The wrinkled shirt tho 😂😂😂
jamaicanbulma: spudinacup: lavenderbud: a video compilation of me attempting to do anything I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands If I don’t die
d0penati0n: tumblr terminated me two times, real bloggers don’t die… Mmmmmmmm
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