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“Are you ready for our date, little brother? I’m only back in town for this weekend, so you have to show me everything that’s changed, okay? Don’t tell me that a hot guy like you doesn’t know how to show a girl a good time!&r
I remember thinking how amazing Tiffany looked when I met her in person. Â Some girls look better in the Model Agency’s photo sets and some surprisingly look better in person. Â Don’t even start me on how different chicks can look on dating
“Aww… don’t pout, sweetie. I know these are the shoes you bought me. I’m sure my date tonight will love them too. I’ll let you lick the soles clean when I get back. Won’t that be wonderful?”
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“Dick pics” grossed her out she told me. I’d sent her one of my meat when we were first dating. “Eww, no thanks…your dick is nice and all, but I don’t need to see it like that!” she said seeming repulsed. Amazing how quick that changed
girthyencounters: “Dick pics” grossed her out she told me. I’d sent her one of my meat when we were first dating. “Eww, no thanks…your dick is nice and all, but I don’t need to see it like that!” she said seeming repulsed. Amazing how
jessthemonkey: “What do you think bro? Too much ass or not enough?”My sister comes to me for dating advice. I don’t mind, there’s always room for her in the spank bank.
“Oh Sissy… don’t be scared. You will really love it tonight. Let me arrange your date now.”
debbiedebbiegoesthere: Checkout my dating profile over here and don’t forget to follow me!
But I only let you take that picture cos we were dating and you said that you loved me. I don’t want dirty old men from tumblr jerking off over me. Well, on second thought now that I think about it….
wants2fist: useduppussy: slut asks guys to lick her pussy on the first date! Told me I’m her 5th man since last week!!! Totally used me for her pussy! I don’t mind it though… Submission Wow! You can tell that pussy’s been used and abused!
We don’t use release dates. We use… Temptation.To escape his chastity, he has to offer me something hot & degrading.If his idea pleases me, he gets let out…for a while.He’s already learned that his ideas need to get more & more
the-universe-inside-me: lameforger: rigbybtd: sleeping-with-the-suicidal: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love
soggywarmpockets: iamchinyere: soggywarmpockets: invadertoph: iamchinyere: LISTEN UP!!!! This kinda seems like the perfect date for me though? Like something to drink, Uno, and Bob’s Burgers? But I don’t like people so made it’s just me.
slbtumblng: I asked you on a date In a croaking gutteral whisper you said “Pick me up at 8” I remember how your spine curled, and your shambling gait You had me from the start and I don’t care about your ancient, hideous gods, they’ll never keep
Sigh… the only thing I regret about being single is the above. =( Makes me want to just date some woman who wants me even though I don’t want her. =_= Since all the women I DO want are taken or not interested. *le sigh* Fuck you GIF.
wheatley-blogs: wheatley-blogs: if you’re dating someone and they don’t have a fursona it’s actually your job to get them one by any means necessary me: hey friendido what’s your favorite animalthem: uhh otter (omg they’re getting to know me
jayce: pi4nobl4ck: pi4nobl4ck: Waiting on a date She didn’t come. this made me so sad don’t show this to me ever again
bareftmcub: bradinmpls: Union Suits, why they turn me on as they do I don’t know! Do you have one? Model it for me…ideally in person. looking for a FWB, daddy, teacher, date, lover, boyfriend, companion, orgasm?http://bradinmpls.tumblr.com I want
Sorry I can't pay my bills with your dinner date so don't act like you did me a favor by feeding me
sansaslays: I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again
okoenig: chicka-d-e-e: partridgeinadekutree: okoenig: whats the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates also the calender isn’t a human being You don’t have fucking numbers all over you…. WOWO INGM TELL ME MORE
the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: cisyuri: acepaladindanse: ok im drawing the line thats Too Many. things are getting out of hand in the shady iphone dating sim underworld. don’t talk to me or my 89 boyfriends ever again Me and my 10 billion wifes laugh
kaylahraquel: Random fact about myself. I don’t know why this picture is making me do this but I always wanted to date a photographer so I could be his muse. When I wake up in this morning, I want him to follow me in the bathroom and take pictures
chastewiddlesissy: “Stay? No honey, I can’t stay home tonight, Marcus is waiting for me. He’s dying to see the dress you bought me for our date.” “Awww. Don’t cry sweetie. Mommy will be back in the morning and we can cuddle and talk all about
naughtycplforfun: “Bill was here, said he thought you and he had a golf date. He hung around and asked me why I was all dressed up. I told him about the party we had later at the Hilton. I don’t know what you’ve told Bill about me but it was
liftinrunninsizzlin: straightwhiteboystexting: On his way to come pick me up for a first date … OMG. Turn around. Don’t come get me anymore!
jayce: pi4nobl4ck: pi4nobl4ck: Waiting on a date She didn’t come. this made me so sad don’t show this to me ever again Awww 😢
nourrice: I’m really not into ppl who I date not being vocal about their love/feelings for me like I’m not into that whole “I know they love me” thing the whole “they don’t show emotion like that” thing. It’s tired.
useduppussy: slut asks guys to lick her pussy on the first date! Told me I’m her 5th man since last week!!! Totally used me for her pussy! I don’t mind it though… Submission
sexxes01: I may not be as skinny as the bitches you date but let’s me honest. You wanna Fucking destroy me don’t you brother
Oh y'know we hooked up we had sex we saw each other a couple of times but no thanks you don’t have to tell me you decided to DATE someone Fuck you Idk why you’re crawling your ass back to me now I moved on, sucka
yourfavouriteastrologer:If we’re dating you have to choke me when you kiss me I don’t make the rules
littlegirlskink: ask me about my snapchat / content for sale 🌸 taking video requests. don’t be shy! ALSO, if you’re interested in some live-play… I’m going to start selling Skype dates! ำ/ 30 mins or ๑/ hour! Message me for details. 💘
clubakashi: Me on a date with AkashiAkashi: Why are people staring, do I look that scary?Me: I don’t know how you haven’t seen this but you’re kind of a babe
slut-mom-cuckold-son:Don’t wait for me son, mommy is going for a date and I might not come back home tonight, but don’t worry, I’m with your friend Danny, so at least I’m not going around sleeping with some strangers, like your sister does
Maybe sometimes when you really like a boy you should save sex for I don’t know…. Maybe not the first date…fuck. Now I feel worthless & you hardly even talk to me… Unless it’s about sex. Go ME 😅
ew, if you’re a guy I “talked” to “dated” whatever you wanna call it please stop personally reaching out to me. like don’t even follow me on here
