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“Thanks for taking me out on a nice date, little brother, I guess you proved me wrong and you don’t just like me for my chest. Tonight I’ll finally give you that titfuck you’ve been asking for as a reward for treating me so well.&r
drewtrinnh-deactivated20141104: Fellas, take it from me. Girls don’t want a guy that dates twenty girls. They want a guy that focuses on one girl, even when twenty others are chasing after them. They don’t really care about what engine your car has,
hwlover: your beautiful hotwife…your wedding rings////// Don’t you love getting these picture/texts from your hotwife while she’s out on her dates…..? “enjoy it little man…I’m so glad you talked me into being your hotwife…don’t wait
Good, I’m changed and ready. So yeah, you’ll close up for me? I don’t want to be late for my date.Well yeah, this is how I’m dressing. This guy is hot and I want him to know I’m good to go. Hell, I don’t even want to go to this stupid movie.
mk-58:BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at
mk-58: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you
fatmaninalittlesuit: BLACK = I would date you.GREEN = I think you’re cute.BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.GREY = I wish you would notice me.PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.TEAL = We have a lot in common.YELLOW = I don’t
dancingwiththelostboys: appropriately-inappropriate: date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you A note:
appropriately-inappropriate: date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you A note: I live in a state where
cornichaun: dancingwiththelostboys: appropriately-inappropriate: date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust
“It’s ok to objectify guys, they’re guys, they don’t care.”“Guys can’t get raped, they never don’t want sex.”“Men should be the ones to do the asking.” “Men should always pay on a date.”“It’s okay for me to be sexually attracted
fandom-and-feminism: appropriately-inappropriate: date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you A note:
c3rvida3:I don’t miss dating because I love my partner and I’m so happy with them, but I DO miss getting to have wild conversations with absolute nutcases. Like, one time I took a girl on a thrifting date and she told me haggling over the
wintersoldierau: me: i don’t want to date anyone right now narrator: she was, in fact, lonely and wanted to date someone
foliques: I don’t know about a motto to sum up entirely who I am, but one thing I’ve always lived by, and people try and convince me out of it, and I just don’t believe in it is, I’ve never been a dater. I’ve never gone on true dates before.
I have to go back to work on Monday after being off the entire week. Someone hold me, I don’t want to go back.In any case, have yourselves a Merry Christmas, everybody. As usual I don’t have anything special ready for this date, but who would have
ambbitchous: ogchoppa: Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao
taystevens: I think I’m gonna try #dating I’ve been #single for so long by CHOICE. I am not interested in anything serious but my #friends keep shoving me on blind dates I really don’t have time for #relationships #idfk lol
arnold-ziffel: Tell me this, do you kiss on the first date?Don’t hold anything back… What makes your world spin around and around?Are you down to get out of here too?Tell me everything ‘til there’s nothing I don’t know about you…
heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho: sempermisha: i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it” like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long
captioned-vines: jaxxgarcia: when guys don’t get it 👭 Guy: “I think the reason why you don’t wanna go on a date with me is that you’re afraid you’ll find a man who treats you right.” Jaxx: No, baby, something tells me that’s not it.”
iamapaperuniverse: I honestly don’t know why I think it’s so hot. The idea of Daddy taking me somewhere, drugging me and then doing whatever he wants to me. Maybe we’ll go somewhere nice, a cute date night out. A nice dinner, unknowingly to me,
My ex broke up with me last week, I don’t want explain why but it was with good intentions and I don’t blame him. So I foolishly got drunk and ended up in someone’s bed two nights ago. I know we’re not dating and he doesn’t
Sometimes I wish I could be one of those gay black women who don’t date white girls but I’m not. A lot of qwoc have made me feel bad about not excluding white women from my dating pool but I’m not about to do that.
nowhites: losangelesrams: catrightsactivist: basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship This is dogsupport It’s me he’s dating a white girl? nowhites I don’t think so…I’m pretty sure he is single but I could
lets-die-together-4ever: I feel so lonely and lost. I keep wondering how people even met now a days and how they start dating. It’s been that long for me that I don’t even know. I don’t know what to do but I hate being this alone
Why. Why me. I don’t know if I can take this much heartbreak in such a short period of time. What is so wrong with me that every guy I date ends up telling me that I deserve the best, I deserve happiness, yet they just can’t give it to me?
blackgirlbruja: highkoos: white girls sayin “nigga” is fucking disgusting.Don’t argue with me. 😊 white girls who love black dick but don’t speak on racial issues, fetishize mixed babies, and only date black men for attention are fucking
seattlesugarbaby: “YOU should be paying ME lol”“I respect you too much to pay for your body” “Instead of buying a vid how about we meet up and make one ;)”“Don’t I get a special discount?”“Why don’t we just go on a regular date
sapphic-positivity: Straight people on long distance dating: I mean I don’t know about this person they live two hours away I don’t think it’ll workMe, a very gay woman: my girlfriend lives across the world from me but she said she had a bad day
staceylynnfarm1: I like to fuck regular guys i don’t make dates or plans i just like to meet by chance and fuck the same day i don’t care about size of the guys or age looks are not important to me so if you see me just say hi and we will take it
seductr3ss: 3131love: seductr3ss: Don’t take shit from men. Take compliments and money and diamonds from men. Sounds like someone I would never date. Disgusting Don’t worry you’re probably too broke for me anyway dude.
bishopmyles: hervacationh0me: ambbitchous: ogchoppa: Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao lmaooooooooooooo
stelenaz: I don’t know about a motto to sum up entirely who I am, but one thing I’ve always lived by, and people try and convince me out of it, and I just don’t believe in it is, I’ve never been a dater. I’ve never gone on true dates before.
xoxoeffybaby: londonstreat: mochasugarbabe: brownsugargeisha: lilsugarbabe: Sugaring has caused me to be ruthless in vanilla dating. I will cut you off in a second. Don’t play with me. Ain’t this the truth Me before sugaring: “well, he’s
if you’re going to date a depressed person don’t be surprised when they’re still depressed after they start dating you because depression is a condition often oblivious to external circumstance, not a novelty T-shirt that reads “KISS ME I’M
perks-of-being-chelle: ambbitchous: ogchoppa: Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao ^
kedreeva: cornichaun: dancingwiththelostboys: appropriately-inappropriate: date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t
xanaxgirls: Countless guys have tried to fuck me, sent me their nudes and have hung out with me when they have girlfriends. This is why I don’t want to date anyone..I assume the guys that talk to me are talking to other girls too so I stop talking
hellyeahtonyperry: “Please don’t take this out on me‘Cause you’re the only thing that’s keeping me aliveAnd I don’t want to wait for the down-set date‘Cause I would rather end it all tonightAnd if I mean anything to you,I’m sorry, but
-mymadfatdiary: “I was in heaven, Tix. It was the greatest date in the history of dating.” Don’t talk to me about this show I didn’t finish the last series because I’m too scared for it to be over in my headThis show means literally
sharingthegirlfriend: carnal-destruction:You don’t have a choice, cunt. You will give me your asshole on the first date, or there will be no second date. Do we understand one another, whore? Mr. - Follow us on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com
buttrimming: me: I rly don’t like the idea of an older guy dating a younger person bc it’s likely he’s just doing it to take advantage of someone who is vulnerable also me: dominate me daddy cum in my ass
youngblackandvegan: I don’t get jealous of other women. I think I’m so in love with women generally, if I see a beautiful woman I just enjoy the view. Another woman’s beauty doesn’t make me feel insecure and I don’t expect any person I date
I don’t want to feel like I give up. But also like I wanna be realistic and don’t have unachievable goals because that will only harm me. It’s just.. I don’t understand how to find friends or date or have fulfilling hobbies within
openmindhappyperson-deactivated:woodenickeltexas:certainbearmentality:tiaflgurl239:candyslut153:daddysuperiorsblog:Me tooAnd everything else on the first date lolDate? I don’t want to date. Always if you want a nice piece of ass pussy it’s
jame7t:jame7t:short guys saying they can’t get a date is always so funny to me. im 5’6” and people want to throw me around like a chew toy I don’t know what you’re doing wrong women will dm me and tell me how much they want to swing me at a
ambbitchous: ogchoppa: Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao HAHAHAHAHAHAH YAS BOTH YAS