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She’ll never know me :( i hang out with her sometimes but i just don’t have the balls to ask her out on a date, uuuugh!!
youdeservedegrading: “Now smile for the camera, slut!” “Slut?! I thought you said I was gonna be your girlfriend after tonight.” “Are you kidding me? I don’t date dumb blonde skanks like you. Look at you, you barely even know me and
nowheretohide14: “You girls don’t remember me from high school, do you? You spoiled rich bitches used to make fun of me in the hallway with all the brain dead jocks. You thought you were really something, when you turned me down for dates? Where’s
Hello! I’m back (sort of, life is hectic but I’m doing my best!) I’ve been busy with school and work, I’ve been dating and well, you know how life can be… Anyway I don’t have many stories to tell you like I usually
fluffy-omorashi: Me, ace/aro & omo enthusiast, replying to someone who wants to date me: lol sorry don’t like romo, only do omo 💦🤙🏻💔
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t
asknutjob: ask-peppermint-pattie: asknutjob: smooth Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t say no if you asked me on a date What can go wrong? X3!
Graham kissed me while simultaneously clipping my shoulder with the door he was closing. I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed a moment that better described our relationship.
You know what this screams to me? When The Boyfriend’s Away… home | PA, USA | Dating (My boyfriend and I recently inherited a cat from his mom. I’m normally a cat person but my boyfriend has continuously cautioned me that ‘Nemo’ isn’t a ‘people
CN, I expect Steven Universe ads with the new return date by next Thursday. I think 2 weeks beforehand is a good time to start advertising the return of a show that has been on hold for 3 months, I think that’s reasonable. Don’t let me down
macabrekawaii: itscalledfashionlookitup: When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just
clonewarsy: macabrekawaii: itscalledfashionlookitup: When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me
thehamsteroflife: MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO ME WOMEN GET REJECTED TOO I KNOW WHAT REJECTION FEELS LIKE I GET REJECTED QUITE A LOT, ACTUALLY BUT DO I GET ANGRY AT THE GUYS WHO DON’T WANNA DATE ME? DO I ACT LIKE THEY OWE ME A RELATIONSHIP? DO I MURDER
gelatins: Don’t hate me, date me
girlsdoe: If we date you’re basically gonna be dating a child. I will put food in your face and trip you in public and pull pranks on you. Watching cartoons and eating mac n cheese is like an everyday thing. And if you don’t cuddle me while doing
hardcoregurlz: venessahjah: “I don’t think I can date a girl with as much muscles as you” Lucky for you you’d never get a chance to even date me. 💁🏽 Very Nice
l0vevanessaxo: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to
pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry about me
giantc0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
harleylovegood: harleylovegood: If someone wanted to date me I should hope they don’t expect me to cook thanksgiving dinner (or anything tbh) because the only thing they need to eat all day is me. Just gonna casually bring this back. say it. (I
hopec0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
happyever-afterr: Perks of dating me: You don’t need to buy me diamonds. All I want is food. I’ll laugh at anything you say We can watch anything you want as long as I can sleep on you. I like to sleep.
fineapplepizza: i don’t want to date any boys i just want to make them all wish they were dating me
mygingersweets: seductr3ss: Sometimes I miss vanilla dating. The sending cute texts and emojis to a boy. But then I remember that boys suck and they don’t deserve me. Only men who spoil me with compliments, money, and gifts deserve me, my time, and
thesedays-: someone should date me because i would surprise you with alcohol and me being dressed in leather lingerie and if that’s not a good relationship then i don’t know what else you would want me to offer
thatoneguy9892: I don’t mean to come off big headed or conceited, but damn i’m cute. I’d date me if I was wasn’t me. 😋😁😛 #me #instagay #singlegayguy #selfie
sheislezmerlda: sarahmac2301: Girl: I don’t date boys Lesbian: Girl: I date men Lesbian: Lmao this made me giggle so bad
aslutfor5sos: fineapplepizza: i don’t want to date any boys i just want to make them all wish they were dating me it’s in words
latenights: dating me is pretty simple. just text me back fast, make me laugh, and don’t be a hoe.
starsabovethegreywaterfalls: stickstosnooze: beachhousewildflower: send me a 🍒 if u would date me + a reason why? or send a 🍓 if u wanna be friends + a reason why Or send a 🍄 if you don’t like me + a good reason why
elopse: hahaha no i don’t care about your personal life but i think you should stop dating him and date me hah
if i want to date you it doesn’t matter if we live in the same state or not, i want to date you because i like you, not because you’re conveniently in the same city or state as me.
brattyandbruised: If You’re Dating Me Be honest. Be open. Be communicative. Don’t be secretive. Don’t be shady.
