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Why the fuck do people send me such pics? Its obviously a dildo. How insecure must one be to do this? Please people don’t be that guy. Don’t send me fake pics
thats the luckiest piece of dick I have ever seen….I just don’t know where his dick or balls are…can’t even classify his asshole from dick…those bitches must be in such a heat…wish I can be that guy…
oh her shoes…that dress..her structure, her lovely feminine look…oh come on girls don’t you want to be her…look at that guy in the background, look how he is gawking…
mad5685: dumbnhung: pics for my hung Dad!! Dumbnhung.tumblr.com 72,000 followers Love that type of fur Hey don’t be shy
Hey sexy, yeah you! Me? Yeah- you… the one reading this. Huh? I’m writing to you…. and you’re reading it. I love knowing that you are sitting there at your computer… naked. You can see me? Don’t be shy. You look great. No need to cover
Please don’t. 14% battery? You’re better than that. Yes, please don’t be this guy. Put a comma between “Goodnight” and “Babe”. (also, *Don’t Be This Guy) AH, SHIT. HE’S GOT T-MOBILE. FUCK THE WORLD.
The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales. Your mom was known both in high-school, as well as in college, as being the pretty, smart, and unique girl that had everything going for her, but carried with her a mysterious air of sadne
mistress-jenna-k: Pro tip: don’t be this guy. Oh, and for positive reinforcement, thank you to all of you who do ask! There are plenty of you who do the right thing and that’s great. Keep that up. If we’re not in the mood, it means we don’t
little-lesbian-that-could:lolitafashionparty: prodigallexplorer: Shoutout to mentally ill kids who’s parents always tell them “we miss the old you.” Shoutout to trans guys who are constantly asked by their parents “what happened to my little
michaeldrawrrett: “Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Korg, I’m kind of like the leader in here - I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you, you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just
thebellygoddess: I sell things, it’s my job. This guy has been hounding me for months saying he’s gonna pay, buy this or that, and then never does. And he gets so butthurt when I say I’m not gonna shoot the shit and chat for free. I’m not looking
thebellygoddess: thebellygoddess: I’m new to using giftrocket, and I was unaware of the cancellations that can occur. This guy took my product, and then canceled the payment. He says he deleted my work but we all know how bullshit that is. If you’re
traveling-spartan: If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it: 1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me. 2) Very sorry about that,
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kelgrid: This is Han Solo’s son we’re talking about there’s a 200% chance he has wookie as his second language
Pro tip: writing an email wanting to shoot for me and telling me that you are 20 with 4 years of experience makes my face go like this >_<
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kayla-na: Don’t be this guy please. Let people have their fun :V Fun? on the internet? that’s just ridiculous
man, i don’t want to be /that/ guy, but goddamn if bobby shmurda isnt terrible. i dont understand why tumblr likes him so much, but he is terrible in a way few rappers have been before. like he is agonizingly terrible and inexplicably popular and
asideofsex: meghanmclovin:I’m tryna be the girl u text back even when u don’t feel like talkin I’m tryna be that guy
catbountry: didney-worl-no-uta: tehjai: didney-worl-no-uta: Click and read this article AFTER you’ve watched the video I don’t mean to be That Guy but Landover Baptist is a satire site. STILL FUCKING HILARIOUS THOUGH I figure it’s about
frist–xvi: .. Patreon are you fucking kidding me the old logo was fucking FINE! I don’t like to be that guy, I honestly respect all art styles, but.. seriously, fuck this new-age “trying-to-be-modern” minimalist bullshit XnX Okay wow, that’s
stimpaks:Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me. I don’t care if it’s embarrassing That’s why anon exists I will literally tag whatever triggers you have Especially if it’s a phobia
guys i’m crying i finally made it to s+ this is a day to remember
Also, Spalding being able to remain the single most disturbing thing on the entire show even after all the shit that went down the whole season. I don’t know if I should be proud that he was the only one who was able to maintain his position on
blackkjoystick: pinkcookiedimples: galaxythegreat: theprincesswashere: liferuining-soulsnatcher: kimreesesdaughter: rikail92: pinkcookiedimples: What’s the shortest and longest y'all sex be lastin? Heard about a guy who lasted six minutes and
naked-and-interviewed2: What? Viewers have made James, born 07.07.1993, student from Quebec City (Canada), losing control? He shows you how he thinks about that. But don’t be afraid, guys: His cock shows you how much he loves it :)
*guy sends dick pic* you like that baby?? 😉😏Me: eh… what else you got? 🙄
“That guy you used to be, he’s still in the car, he’ll always be in the car. Just don’t let him drive.” - Eddie Vedder
Wow I miss my husband. I don’t even know when exactly in May he’ll be getting back. And then June he’s gone again:/
tieeeeeniskindacool: joshsaetern: We may not be the best looking of guys. We may not be the most popular of guys, We may not be the guys that gets a lot of girls. But i can tell you this, These are MY guys that will always have my back. And if you don’t
nltm: themaskednegro: Don’t wanna be that guy. But Ima be that guy. Is there a black person that works at EA? Can we just sort of walk him across the stage just so I know he or she exists? I feel like every EA employee was grown in a pod, and all
prettyboyshyflizzy: apathytoagony: apathytoagony: pusseidon: apathytoagony: Don’t be this guy please don’t be this guy you got him open like a can of beans. you a angel on earth no red bull but you got wigs. now that’s fly. homie spit that
rockhardgeologist: listhacks: Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the
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felkina: “Mmm look at you.. Masturbating furiously while you watch some lucky guy sink his dick inside me… The girl of your dreams… Your begging to be that guy… To fill me full of your seed and list… Yet you don’t stand a chance… How does
shesmokesjoints: ramallahcalling:ok so i don’t usually reblog weed and shit because i don’t wanna be that guy but PLEASE IT LOOKS SO GOOD Nothing wrong with finding a photo beautiful even though you don’t use its content :) 😁🙌
blackcatsclub: I really really don’t want to be that guy but WHY ISNT HE TEXTING ME BACK AHHHHHH. LOVE ME.
nsfwjynx:caffeinatedfeminist:I promise to never, ever post a Screamer on my blog.This will be a safe place on April Fool’s Day. Please remember, guys, people with anxiety/panic disorders don’t fare well with screamers. Don’t be that asshole. And
daiwolf7:italiandreamman:thicc-highnesss:Always 100% respect, 100% safety, 100% fun without any risks. I am professional, or i could not do this wonderful job.Don’t be that guy, show some respect. They’re for your eyes only, so why ruin the
captainlucifer: erocsan: captainlucifer: if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to
hittings: ― “My brother says guys don’t like girls who are tough, he says guys like girls to be soft and flirty.” ― “He would say that, he’s a pussy.” The Runaways (2010)
Don’t be with guys that won’t give you head?????? That’s it????????
fucklikeagod: Oi, take note, chaps: never be “that” guy. Be respectful, don’t be an ass ratchet, dick whistle, douche nozzle, or otherwise. Just my BS opinion.
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soulfuckedup: underscorecmontano: Don’t be THAT guy. its called rape…
jesstowncrossing:ani-oppa-san: ideklukey: caitlinhill: haveigonetoofar: Don’t Be That Guy. Great campaign! Great point! signal boosting the shit out of this you can never NOT reblog this Kinda had to reblog
those Dave and Karkat panels I did for the update :^) although I was just suspecting they might be in an update and didn’t actually know(and yeah I don’t have the actual panel with the hopscotch d sorry!)
axh85:lil-les-bottom-bitch: deranderetom: 2curious2kno: living-the-bi-life: calientecouplebm: dom1natus: ani-oppa-san: ideklukey: caitlinhill: haveigonetoofar: Don’t Be That Guy. Great campaign! Great point! signal boosting the shit out
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