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kyssthis16: talesofthestarshipregeneration: thereasonforthewordbitch: lilcochina: loosiemane: how ta be a lame: a beginners guide I’m screaming I would’ve been crying laughing lord she dodged a bullet. This is why men take the L, tbh.
Pretty much what happened the first time I ALMOST slept with a girl who later told me she had an STD…. I was seriously scared. WOO, dodged that bullet.
madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet.
(SPOILERS for Justice League)The nice thing about most of my problems with this movie is that I can still point back at Batman v Superman and blame it, because without the dangled plot threads of that, at least one awkward as hell scene wouldn’t have
I need to quit drinking. I been doing it since I was 13. Every single time I drink lately I obsess over wanting to be dead. I need to quit drinking but it’ll be the death of me before I ever do. I swear that girl dodged a bullet the day I walked
angeldictator: I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. DON’T BE ROOD TO MUSHY SNUGGLEBUNS
mechanicalpaw: garbage-empress: myscarsaremystars: papasmoke: papasmoke: If I was JFK I would have just dodged the bullet If I was JFK I would have made shooting me illegal It was illegal to kill in the 1960s as well. wrong. If i was JFK
“Tommy Lasorda, dodge bullets, dive into the water.”
endnegativity: knifeandlighter: why is lil b so popular on tumblr, honestly he’s not particularly good, but tumblr loves him. You lucky you didn’t tag this as “Lil B” fam, you dodged a bullet. I ain’t stupid bro, I’m a lot of
I dunno man cutting a bullet in half with your sword always seemed like a bad idea to me because if your reflexes are that sharp why not just block it with the flat or dodge it altogether? If you cut that shit now you have two projectiles flying at lethal
jessepugman: baritonetopher: roberteugenebradley: jessepugman: whenever you feel bad about your love life, remember that i went to my crushes house to hang out and i ended up folding his laundry for like an hour instead it really is damn magical.
stedilnik: dodged a bullet there c:
dos-ist-gut: Raptor: Call of the Shadows (Cygnus Multimedia Productions, Inc., 1994) Fly your ship, destroy enemies, dodge bullets, buy better weapons. Focusing more on a tight experience than innovation, Raptor nonetheless brings an intense, stylish
kindofsharethatt: this man, abdul aziz, father of four, was at the new zealand mosque when the shooting happened and had nothing on him but a credit card reader that he picked up to throw at the terrorist. then, after dodging bullets, he hurled an empty
DON'T GO ON GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
susiethemoderator: Lowkey, Zendaya dodged a bullet pulling out of the LifeTime Aaliyah biopic.
onyourleftbooob: ragingvulvasaur: onyourleftbooob: He said he thought it was a woman’s job to cook and clean. I hate men. Girl dodged a bullet. I hope she went out for celebratory drinks after getting this slob’s breakup text. Oh, but it’s
bjoart: Steve Rogers has planned the romantic date for a quite long time. Beautiful cityview, great dinner and Bucky Barnes. Everything was perfect. Somehow it ended up with punching bad guys, dodging bullets and jumping out of a hotel window.
myclaraty: onyourleftbooob: ragingvulvasaur: onyourleftbooob: He said he thought it was a woman’s job to cook and clean. I hate men. Girl dodged a bullet. I hope she went out for celebratory drinks after getting this slob’s breakup text. Oh,
nostalgic-uncertainty: Chadwick Boseman on refusing the idea of Black Panther having a British accent. So glad he decided to have an African accent in the movie- major bullet dodged!
madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. That whole list screams of a psychotic abusive bastard. Dodged a bullet forreal
neo-blackpanther: cleophatracominatya: *kanye shrug* Lmfao
jasminedagawdess: ohitsjustgreg: soggymoistmeat: crash n burn 😂 This bih a bird so they dodged a bullet I was rooting for them, it was the start of something great 😂😂😂 homie dodged a bullet tho
miseducatedmelanicmuse:… Honesty. She dodged a big bullet
cosmic-noir: dreaminaway: queenmerbabe: yowhatupimtopher: madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. Holy fuck I’m dying jesus christ Men can be so gross Ewwwww Bhahahaha more than 3 is unacceptable
uppityfemale:Geez… I’m sure glad we dodged THAT bullet.
I think my co-workers are making fun of me because I’m a 25 years old homosexual and still a virginLike in some conversation they are like “I thought gays get their first dick around 17, how do you dodge all Dem dick bullets?”Also wtf
Let's take a minute to appreciate Yata Misaki and his ability to DODGE. FUCKING. BULLETS.
I really can’t beat Flowey I have tried at least 20 times I suck so much at this someone help me ;n;
bidoof: the boob bullet dodging scene from high school of the dead is one of the single most memorable anime sequences ever produced if only because it’s one of the worst things a team of skilled adults could ever be paid real money to create
Me on public transportation when I make eye contact with someone way to many times.Me: I’m sorry if it looks like I’m staring I just like your hat alot!Then: Why thank you!Also me, in my mind: Whew, dodged that bullet.
giraffesandsneezing: When I get sad about my breakup I need to remember that one time my ex met Ruth Bader Ginsburg and didn’t know who she was I should have known then that things would not work out between us. You dodged a bullet
deanprincesster: queenmerbabe: yowhatupimtopher: madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. Holy fuck I’m dying jesus christ okay but there is no reason to be rude to a cat
itslaroneppl: milliondollarnigga: cadillac-3stacks: That nigga look like he could dodge bullets, police and child support Bob and weave and sew Million dollar defense
femmesnufkin: papasmoke: papasmoke: papasmoke: If I was JFK I would have just dodged the bullet If I was JFK I would have made shooting me illegal this is hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts I doubt he made any
milesgmorales: So what’s up, you can dodge bullets but not bananas?
dorkly: The Greatest Bullet Dodge in Videogame History I hope these DayZ players use their newfound gift of life to rob even more strangers online.
meatballmeatballspaghetti: (from the “Dodge a Bullet” episode of Mythbusters) *wind rustles* *bullet fires, replays, funky music starts jammin* Jamie: “I…dodged it!” Adam: “ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᴼᴼᴼᴼOOOOOᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ”
gastrophobia: I adore how Starlight Glimmer’s friendgroup outside of Twilight & Spike are all outcasts and rebels like her. She nearly just became that-pony-who-hangs-out-with-the-elements-of-harmony, but thankfully dodged that bullet. Anyways,
nezkovsou: My entire overwatch experience is dodging bullets around the payload and contesting till my whole team respawns. And protecting healers, especially Mercy, because if no one else does it, I will.
and-cactus: EXTREMELY bold assumption to say Bayonetta would get taken out by that laser when she could probably keep up with Kirby in evasion but like, go off I guess. She can dodge bullets that were teleported directly behind her but we’ll overlook
thedbldee: Penmanship Poetry #39 “Been dodging bullets barely”
i-want-spankings: She looks like she’s ready to dodge bullets 😂
cadillac-3stacks: That nigga look like he could dodge bullets, police and child support
That feeling you get when you start thinking a person from your past may not have been that bad, maybe they’ve changed.. so you Facebook them and they seem to be just as dumb as ever. Very no, lots no, always no, forever no, dodging bullets.
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