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jhopesbitchface: I DEEPLY APOLOGISE TO THOSE THAT TAG ME IN THINGS BUT I END UP NEVER DOING IT
Me: Do i talk to myself to much?Also me: No, of course not
do-not-touch-my-food: Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake
snazzapplesweet: If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
conclusivelyelusive: powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME
fatphrodite: me: finally realizes what that actor was also in me: screams the role with no warning or explanation
facebookstaff:Me: hoe don’t do it Eyeliner: smears Me: oh my god
Went to go see the doctors today to go see what was wrong with me. They were going to do a strep throat culture, but I had one done two days prior, so he told me to just rest up and it’ll go away eventually. I asked him about the lightheadedness,
I kissed him. I like kissing him. He brings me joy when I think of him. Yes, a new one has come along into my thoughts. I’m not getting my hopes up, because I’m not sure he likes me back as much as I like him. However, I slightly do have my
Me (after discovering they purposely removed my credits): Why did you delete my credits?Person: did what?Me: Why did you delete my credit? [sent photoset directly to them] The person that you reblogged this from retained my credits but in your post you
:me @ me: ok. try not to be completely sex obsessed today, i’ve got things to do.me: *sees one(1) kinky thing on tumblr* oh no
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
dilfgod: me: *cracks knuckles* person: you shouldn’t do that! you’ll get arthritis when ur older me:
me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*me, to myself
Me, while helping my little sister Chloe with her school work: Alright, very good! Now do the next one.Chloe: OK, Pearl.Me: What?Chloe: You just sound a lot like Pearl right nowMe:
me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes*my brain:
egberts: some third graders have nicer hand writing than me and that really hits me in the self esteem My handwriting is/was so bad I would be regularly kept in from recess in grade school and punished by writing random sentences over and over until
sehuns-ass-cheeks: me: maybe i should talk to my mutuals brain: why would u do that??? ur annoying me: damn u right
taitetsu: me when someone asks me what I am doing w/ my life
ladymac111: shinysherlock: thisis-my-note: Me writing an essay Me doing almost anything. Adulthood.
kelgrid: Do you sometimes get followed by one of your senpais and just
gurotrip: do u ever just have ur fave and you’re ok ur chill like “yea they’re my fave but im. fine im ok” but then u see their beautiful face and your chill is GOnE you are 100% back down the garbage chute like jesus christ just destroy me
Week ¾ of rotations complete My preceptor basically called me boring : reserved and to myself. Wtf you want me to do. I’m just being Professional lolIdk I don’t want to bother you sir haha. But he offered to be a reference for my job
do this to me and i am yours
akaashie:me: *drawing*me: i have no idea what the fuck i’m doingme: *finishes drawing*person: woah how did you do thatme: i have no fucking idea
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This growing need to be roughly fucked and humiliated and made to do disgusting things is driving me crazy. And then super cuddles after. Maybe a strawberry shake.
What the fuck is up with all the racist blogs following me today? Did I post something terrible? Do I seem racist to black women? I’m so confused. Please don’t follow me if you’re a racist blog.
Little me that used to live inside me, Please come back!! I really miss you and the fun we used to have. I miss being excited to color or watch cartoons or do little things. It’s been so long, I just need you back. Sincerely, the empty body you
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
darkenvy97: goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: paradoxalteddybear this is you… And I stupidly follow haha. Lol I actually do this motion tho
Me liga. Por favor, pega a merda do teu celular e liga. Tô pouco me importando pelo horário, pela sua voz rouca, ou pelos nossos poucos créditos. Eu só preciso te ouvir.
astound: Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine
Shoutout to all those people who discourage me from losing weight for my health because you think getting skinnier will make me less skinny; your sexual preferences and fetishes have nothing to do with my life.
neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. the point
jalexaremyhomeboys: reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class: my voice shakes i go all red i’m ugly people will be looking at me i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
anders-apostate:Me: *Flirts with someone*Them: *Flirts back*Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?
lion-prince: me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke
demiboystump: me: *acts out and doesnt take care of myself so people will notice that im not doing okay and try to help* someone: hey are you okay me: what the fuck
tiredbtw: person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better brain: you literally Do Not
vintagebattlestar: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh
retiredjesus: bae: do you still love me? :/me: FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z
—¿Me amas? —I don't speak spanish —¿Do you love me? —No te escucho, soy sorda
nursary: *some dude looks at me* me: 📢 do you have a problem
blackturtleneckcat-deactivated2:Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
lesbianrey:shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her
I got me a shovel
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
supnoah: I regret opening up to some people and it just bugs me knowing there’s a few out there who didn’t even deserve to know me like that but do
If you follow me you should know by now that serial likers irk me. Don’t do it.
lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me: Okay well. Maybe
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Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written manuscript and
