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(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)Loren Minardi: “Come on, man. Do something with those bloody fuses! I need to use my hair dryer! Do you want me to go out all wet?”Grandpa Jean-Claude: “A-a-all wet?”Loren Minardi: “Oh, you dirty gramps!
Make Sex Great Again in Japan, part IA group of activists has decided to do something with one of the problems that plague today’s Japan - with men who are losing interest in sex. They do it by running workshops that are open for any men without spouses.
sarahvernons: We’re standing in mid-air on a space-ship during a German air-raid. Do you really think now’s a good time to be coming on to me?
qa-00: How do I stand up after all the breakdowns? How do I rise after all the falls?
maybenotboring: sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:do not stand at my grave and cry i am not there i do not vibe
vantasarcastic: theleftnippleofarcher: my friend is shorter than me so when we talk for a long time i subconciously start standing like this listen speaking as a short person i can gaurantee you that if you do this to me i will punch you
gothiccharmschool: maybenotboring: sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second* This should not make me laugh as much as it does.
“Oh I can’t stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking the coffee and I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.” ~ Lorelai, The Gilmore Girls
sumisa-lily: “Oh I can’t stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking the coffee and I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.” ~ Lorelai, The Gilmore Girls
shubbabang: So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
roboreptil: do you think stands have feelings
beautybeforebrains:Here we have two blondes doing what they do best - standing around looking pretty and not having to think. Good work, girls. Well done.
daddykinkskywalker:quitting my job to become a full time knight of ren, thats right i’m gonna just stand around looking all cool and goth and hope nobody notices i’m not doing a damn thing
all I have to do to get cock is go to the gym and text a guy when I get back home but I need cock so back all I can do is stand here and jerk
maybenotboring:sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
miraclealchemist: luckied “We can do that,” Jean whispered as he nibbled on her collarbone. “How would you like it? Me coming up behind, legs around my waist or both of us standing with a leg braced on the edge of the tub?” He asked, breath brushing
laularlau8: “Chris Carter was very clever in casting us, in that there’s energy that exists just when David and I are standing in a room together,” ‘X Files’ back with a bang as Gillian Anderson invades Fan Expo Canada 0 BY BILL HARRIS, POSTMEDIA
cdfantasy: My daughter is always asking me to watch her do handstands. She is really good at them. But now that she is older, she wears the wrong clothing for them. Doesn’t matter to me. I could watch my baby girl do hand stands all day.
incarniunknown: You are a Voidwalker, Warlock, mage of the stars. Neither man nor machine.You have been taken.Let your mind rest. You have defied all laws. The elements bend to your will. There is nothing left to learn.Why do you stand? Who do you fight?
jessieminx: I want my ass to do something like that in the 3rd one…. how do girls stand and get it to go like that?
reegars: do not stand at my grave and weepi am not therei do not sleep
romyloveyaoi: namig42: shubbabang: So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
gothiccharmschool: maybenotboring:sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second* This should not make me laugh as much as it does.
johnfuckingwatson: do not stand at my grave and weep,I am not there; I do not sleep.
wilwheaton:theconcealedweapon:I do not stand for the national anthem. I will not participate in a forced patriotism exercise when I do not believe the words in the anthem reflect life in America. Land of the free? I mean, as long as you’re cishet white