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nedsseveredhead: explain your dnd characters backstory in the shittiest way possible
zonerbonerz: Me pre-TAZ: Dungeons and Dragons is a complex fantasy game involving strict lore and is comprised mostly of math, I couldn’t play it even if I tried Me post-TAZ: i wanna form a DnD group with the lads so I can drive my DM insane and roleplay
necrofuturism: kaelang12: necrofuturism: necrofuturism: dnd spell: vicious mochrie - summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect) if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use
aromanticanakinskywalker: when the dnd game’s been going for a while but you haven’t taken a dinner break yet
beetledrink: beetledrink: i hate… i haaate when you’re talking to someone who you know won’t recognize just “dnd” so you have to say out loud “dungeons and dragons” and wait for a horde of jocks to start kicking the shit out of you i had
trashboat: trashboat: imagine playing dnd and wanting to be a bard you guys can still fuck NPC’s if you’re a ranger my god is that all you care about
renee-f: whatyouvedoneinthedark: dnd-homebrew5e: @shadowmelter @pupperoni-pizza
beetledrink: beetledrink: reddit for everyone wondering it was DnD fantasy based stuff obv like calling dwarves beard faces but this title blew me away
bloodb0ne: ttaakitz: playing dnd me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people player: are there milfs me:
captainsnoop: captainsnoop: captainsnoop: theres something very funny about people writing these rich and detailed backstories for dnd characters as if the characters aren’t gonna still be level 1 when they start “my elf has been alive for a thousand
lambylingames: lambylingames: our entire dnd party got out-danced at a festival by the paladin’s elk steed’s nat20 artist’s rendition
sir-buh: oldearthaccretionist: @dnd-apothecary The gnome said nothing. Just gave me a glance… Just gave me a very sad, sad backwards glace… As he lifted himself by the seat of his pants. And I’ll never forget the grim look on his face When he
onepinch:dnd podcasts have done more for lgbt representation in the past 5 years than disney has done in its entire existence send tweet
pausing-criticalrole: a dnd player waiting for their turn
artofthecatt: I try so hard to create compelling villains and NPC’s in DnD, but who steals the show? A completely improvised Firbolg merchant. His name is Dick Lampoon and he has one million gold pieces worth of cocaine
exigencelost: exigencelost: What I love about spy kids is they’re not spying on anyone and absolutely no one cares. “Spy” is basically a dnd class in the Spy Kids Cinematic Universe, there’s zero espionage, the word spy just refers to a collection
beesmygod: weirdness-is-good: For only 17.99 you can shit the fucking bed!!!! new idea for a dnd potion
probablybadrpgideas: autumnimagining:probablybadrpgideas:dnd-character-concept:probablygoodrpgideas:If someone has 5 levels of exhaustion, it’s cheaper to kill them and resurrect them than to cast Greater Restoration on them 5 times Local man murders
jenniferrpovey:genericaura:genericaura:jehomovah:indefinite-free-pizza: Fun fact! Because of how grid measurements work in dnd, this doesn’t actually work! The Pythagorean Theorem in D&D actually ends up equivalent to c = greater(a : b). This also
needsmoreexplosions:theshitpostcalligrapher:I once had an orb to ponder but if memory serves I think I gifted it to an ex as a christmas gift to be used as a DnD prop last christmas, i gave you my orb / but the very next day, you cast Scorching Ray
dingdongyouarewrong:dingdongyouarewrong:r/dndmemes is a great place for cute, humourous content from people i would absolutely never in any circumstances whatsoever want to play dnd with ‘when the minmaxer tortures the DM with RAW exploits while the
trickstertime:ilikeit-art:Rocketeer Bob Maddox is testing his Triple Valveless “beast” jet kart.Introduce a dwarf npc in your dnd campaign by having arrive on this
You’re in their DM’s, I am their DM, roll for initiative.
toskarin:there’s something hilarious about dnd entering an enormous renaissance as a direct result of streaming and homebrew culture – cutting so far into the mainstream that “playing dungeons and dragons” basically ceased to be
sharkodactyl:sharkodactyl:sharkodactyl:sharkodactyl:my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone
wizard-email:sometimes dnd archetypes annoy me because like. at the core of a paladin oath it’s being so dedicated to something it gives you superpowersthey’re not christian camp counselors or cops they’re fucking autistic
ikimaru: taking a break from their DnD session c:
Our first DnD session
japhers: customized Bard!Toni for a really quick DnD session! also I really wanted to draw That One Grace Chatto Coat
tetratheripper: so, my fantroll shiira is gonna appear as npc in our dnd session HMMMM(im having fun aaaaa)
robuttics: the new dnd session im in is a western fantasy and i’m living for it
aloeviera: DND OC Commission for @returner424Thank you for commissioning me again! This was challenging but a lot of fun! Hope you enjoy!
peppermintsdicks: sketched out my DnD character, Jesenia, who’s a human sorceress
peppermintsdicks: A commission for my DnD DM @all-the-good-bi-puns-were-taken! This is his character Ayla, a moon elf wizard that can slay with both her spells and her words lol
rhymewithrachel: concept for my dnd character, Sparrow!!! she’s a summer priestess who is slowly turning entirely to straw
saishoguu: sometimes DnD is being elbow deep in a goblin
c2oh: based on the screenshot of the episode where they played DnD and his character dramatically shed a tear from his made up TragicTM backstory.
japhers: you can pry these izonesthetics off my cold dead hands BUT ANYWAY here’s two ends of my current DnD party being fab
otherwindow: otherwindow: A magical girl series where the girls transform into their DnD characters. Imagine being a typical shojo super villain and seeing an anime girl transform into a fucking Orc.
curioscurio: leenalecklin: He forgets 💀 Frill’s my DnD character - a skeleton bard - and my personal canon is that half of the time he doesn’t remember being undead. So many times he acts like being alive and then gets confused when the others
japhers: dnd ocs…. but Loona (xx)
japhers: DnD session banner + variations~
roxxas: well since i got a few people saying i should, here’s my two current dnd oc’s!!the first is an aasimar, her name is nevaeh! she’s soft, and can be very kind but she’s actually lawful evil. so…. her kindness isn’t super genuinethe
mightier: untitledA ‘commission’ done for my cousin, who asked me to draw her DND character if she bought me dinner. (It was absolutely worth it.)
mayakern: my 2nd ever dnd character was Aerilyn Everdear, a noble air genasi fighter who’d only ever fought for show before and was thrust into real battle without warning at the beginning of her campaign.i only got to play her for a few sessions but
someoneudontknow5: It’s that time of year again where you can wear big coats and light shirtsaka the best time of the yearso have my dnd bard siblings wearing exactly that
theshitfucksart: I just really needed to redraw my boyfriend’s DnD character I totally didn’t mess it up real bad the first time around haha I love you <3 Please do not repost or remove the caption
cultural-holidayurlism: svartalfhild: socially-awkward-supervillian: cometcrystal: play dnd with these @thecomputerisyourfriend “Roll a Perception check.” “I got a poop emoji.” “Then you don’t see shit.” Later: “Roll an attack.”
teratotrash: *browses through DnD book* Monster Manual? More like Boyfriend Brochure
sakuranym: Now for something completely different…slime girl. I had no idea what to base this off of, so I went with inspiration from the infamous “Gelatinous Cube” from my old DnD Monster Manual. I imagine she’d pick up pretty things (like flowers
reallybigsword: post dnd looks
isthatwhatyoumint: sometimessmuthappens: Work’n my way through commissions. This time for Maya, her DnD character Nenna <3 what a babe ugh T v T <33333-COEY!______ LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS CHILD MY FRIEND DREW FOR ME!!!!!!!! im crying this is
So I was playing Fallout 4 yesterday when this happened. Two people playing D&D via email hahaha
this is a totally useless post but I just wanted to share that during dnd tonight, 27 was rolled (with proficiencies and such added) a total of four times. it was real weird.
squidglovesoff: norafox: DND night! My binder is decorated in @sergle’s super adorable SU stickers!! ⭐️🌟💕 I AM JEALOUS can u spot the tiny gudetamas~?
andro-womeninarmor: Dwarven DnD character commission by Deborah HauberFound here :: Armor for you
