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djsckatzen: If this isn’t the next big post I will cry. Aqua-Nob .
djsckatzen: uglyfun: bigfatbug: christophwaltz: Straight men worked up over hamburger wrapper Dont be a gay :( i can’t even imagine giving this much of a shit about a hamburger that first dude is literally just
djsckatzen: doppellgengar: djsckatzen: chloeisthelaw: andwealltumblon: djsckatzen: djsckatzen: I got your second question covered WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK BROUGHT THIS BACK Now if only I knew how to safely extract one of my kidneys… I know a guy
djsckatzen: 4acesdave: honeyed-rose: Music Branch: I will share my music, if you bring your earphones. OH MY GOD ITS SUPER USEFUL AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE AN AORTA looks like youre pumping a beat GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
djsckatzen: steinthefrankenwolf: richieball-lovermarcus: do-you-want-a-second-opinion: I have had a 100 degree fever all day and this is what I decide to do the second I have enough energery to sit up steinthefrankenwolf
djsckatzen: 1980sspaceman: anakinsbutt: theelvenkingsunderthesky: helenakmanning: slashmarks: ameriphobia: i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came
djsckatzen: dnotive: tastefullyoffensive: Sad Cat attempts comedy. [x] This cat is me. its funny bc ur a furry and u make a fuckton of puns
djsckatzen: h8seed: This is what I did to my friend’s refrigerator while drunk last night this is still very important
djsckatzen: yungdissy: Ladies and Gentlefolk The djsckatzen THAN K u bA BE
djsckatzen: OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU CLOWNS BROUGHT THIS POST BACK.
djsckatzen: I WASN’T EVEN HERE FOR TUMBLR BEING DOWN BUT I GOT MORE THAN THREE SNAPS ABOUT IT
djsckatzen: this was after the heavens broke open and unleashed rainy hell upon us
djsckatzen: sometimes i go out
djsckatzen: dogfricker: batfricker: shouldnt: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Silent Hill (2006) THE VIDEO PLAYER FUCKED UP YOU MADE IT MAD
djsckatzen: flighttune: fivetail: pdlcomics: Earth and Moon IM FUCKING CRYING I DON’T CARE IF I’M NOT INTO MLP ANYMORE THIS IS HILARIOUS
djsckatzen: sucymemebabaran: what if shadows are just trillions of tiny flightless dragons that hate light best reality headcanon
djsckatzen: Source: http://moonw4lker.tumblr.com/post/40336551960/just-cant-believe-this-got-so-many-notes-omg-my
djsckatzen: alycs: djsckatzen: okay so just now for a second my brain just kind of. i dont know but i almost reflexively grabbed the ink bottle sitting in front of me to drink it and i dont know why like i didnt actually DO it nor move to grab it but
djsckatzen: v-for-valkyr: yungterra: v-for-valkyr: yungterra: v-for-valkyr sharkin on ur gear boy BOY SHIT HOW U DO THIS mud man mud man mud man nah u see they edgy rorschach blots…….cant u see the symmetry…. #me mom buys my robes for
djsckatzen: they’ll never suspect a thing
djsckatzen: i concern myself with the pressing issues of gaming and no less than that
djsckatzen: timetoskeletonize: evendemonsfall: voyeuristicdarlings: spooxbert: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE Please do not dildon’t no, scout
djsckatzen: doomy: djsckatzen: djsckatzen: im gonna idle on tf2 until 420 hours!!! HOW MANY OF YOU THOUGHT I’D MISS IT AND ONLY CAP 421 YEAH THAT’S RIGHT BUDDY. SSSSSSSSSSUCK IT now stop playing forever
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djsckatzen:djsckatzen:ive heard screams of regret throughout the day about the april fools day thing on tumblr and coppytherefore i have to torment myself, too REGRET
djsckatzen: 1fort-2fort-redfort-blufort: markingatlightspeed: I need more fanworks in which Scout is a ‘Nam vet and his tags are from his service. The minimum required tour for a US Army soldier in the Vietnam War was 12 months, with incentives
djsckatzen: timetickticksaway: more examples of cat furry privilege: wjere is the dog version of :3 #more like where’s the horse version????? (via plbadwatersnowy) here it is: /)
djsckatzen: sketchy-replies submitted:It’s 3am and I hope I understood what a sny isily
djsckatzen: me: [has gay thoughts] me: nice
djsckatzen: me: [crying while snapping my fingers]
djsckatzen: @bloodsbane you murderer teehee X3
djsckatzen: mirokuu: I’ll just make you a fursona then. rustage xD
djsckatzen:what the fuck happened
djsckatzen: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST THOUSAND YEARS
djsckatzen:what if tf2 irl
djsckatzen: WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP
djsckatzen: a bunch of engies + a pyro or two = turtlesquada bunch of scouts and soldiers on 5cp = we will push harder than anyone has ever fucking pushed in this game before
djsckatzen: ravingsockmonkey: psdo: wugs: hoodrach: what a time to be alive #IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES???? Now you’re thinking with portals. Already reblogged this once, but
djsckatzen: shugarskull: shugarskull: cokekitty: patronsaintofbees: This is pretty serious stuff. Bayer might be about to overturn the EC’s decision to ban the pesticides implicated in killing off the bees! If they win this case, it could be truly
djsckatzen: bisexual-legislature: OK I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT on the plane back from toronto I was really nervous because turbulence was outta this world so to try to distract myself from how nervous I was I just opened up a note in my phone
djsckatzen: rustybuckett: dnotive: whitetail-music: whatismyblogeven: kin-homes: Really neat rock-shaped pillows! Perfect for any sort of den or cave you’ve got goin’ on.[source] what if you had these and when you knew certain people jumped
djsckatzen: circlebutt: helpihavedementia: brogigayo: ticktaec: tyleroakley: My body is ready. I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel? …it is ice cream and caramel why would anyone
djsckatzen: dropitlikeitshussie: hazardgirl: OK THANK BEST ONE I’VE SEEN YET AND WE HAVE A WINNER
djsckatzen: doppelgender: the word radical reminds me of this cup fuck i dont know how bUT I SEE IT
djsckatzen: thank you mr. toby fox
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djsckatzen: withprettywords: copsandgobblers: sparkafterdark: bootaloo: titangroupie: marcosplit: the-little-two-mouthed-girl: theairclub: oneoddobsession: theairclub: oneoddobsession: theairclub: oneoddobsession: KILL IT. KILL IT KILL IT
djsckatzen: somasis: somasis: I’m at Walmart with my grandpa and we found a teenager in a ball pit type thing and I asked him if I could take a picture and he said yeah did you see this ‘yeah’
djsckatzen: life has sucked so much lately sometimes we just need a good laugh from somethin silly ya know? i do not regret a thing
djsckatzen: djsckatzen: WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP GUYS I FOUND AN UNCOMMENTED UPON VERSION
djsckatzen: doughnutsarepeopletoo: djsckatzen: so im going to change my twitter language to french (to be able to understand what the fuck im clicking on the damn site) when i notice what the fuck this is some 2010 bullshit let’s fuckin do it yeah
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