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Watch Dogs is hilarious. Try killing civilians while they’re running away from you. The very close ones die, the distant ones are immune to bullets and the mid ranged ones ‘die’, but instead of falling down into a rag doll they just
the-minuscule-task: Marblemac! Alrighty, I’m not gonna lie here, I felt sorta weird doing this at first, but considering they are pretty distant relatives (assuming the Apple and Pie family are related), there’s no harm in that!
the100art: The 100 - Season 1 Ep 1 ‘Pilot’“Set in an indeterminate year in the distant future, 97 years after a nuclear war has devastated the surface of Earth, the only remaining humans are residents of a flotilla of orbiting space stations
tunaprincess: tunaprincess: lol guilting artists u call friends to try to make them make u art is shitty pass it on this is probably y a lot of artists seem very distant btw and honestly its a bunch of similar stories so maybe instead of trying to
bpdpenguins: friend: *is being distant with me* me: they probably just need some space or are busy brain: they hate you and want you out of their life me: damn you’re right
I’m going to admit right now that I never thought I would make this theory, let alone endorse it, but after a period of uncomfortable denial I’ve realized that I cannot in good conscience keep this to myself. I think one of Connie’s distant ancestors
that-distant-shore: pearls rainbow
chromelxd: Peridot got her star and Lapis is finally smiling on that distant shore. What more could I ever ask for?
that-distant-shore:Peridot “outfits”
that-distant-shore: Living here, that’s what I’m doing! I’m living here! I’ve been learning new things about myself all the time! Some peri-smiles for @softiedottie!
madridista-again: Adventure Time is coming back in 2020! Adventure Time: Distant Lands is a series of 4 one-hour specials, coming to HBO Max beginning of 2020. Source.
omgwtfdondake: twtd11: becausedragonage: the-witch-daddy: I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and ‘no,
Wanted to do something nice for a friend who has been dealing with a lot recently. What started as small story about “athletic gf gets buff while chatting on Skype” turned into “I had no idea my gf was growth obsessed, now we’re
“(…) Eu precisava de alguém para estar ao meu lado quando ninguém pudesse estar. Alguém que olhasse e realmente me visse. Alguém sem cantos escuros, lugares distantes, alma vazia. Eu precisava de alguém sem pressa pra levantar, alguém que gostasse
realisticbimbo: summerscaptions: “Tell me again,” Melissa said, looking up at the brunette in her lap. The girl nodded, slowly, eyes half-lidded and unfocused. “Yes, Miss,” she said. The tone of her voice, serene and distant, made Melissa’s
hypnoswriter:bannableoffense: hypnoswriter:Wanda raised a hand to her head, her temple. Everything seemed so distant now. Her thoughts seemed to be happening on the other end of a long tunnel, through a layer of fog. Even her metaphors were mixed, unclea
This is Jack Swallow…the pirate PIFFS!!!…distant relative of Jack Sparrow!!! #thepiffs #monstersinvasion THE PIFFS - http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Piffs/6590107
teazdndenied:Angie was purring softly, gazing down with wicked delight at the sight of her helpless young intern, now lying captive between her thighs. She could see from that dazed… distant… mindless expression on Jason’s face that he was nearly
In the not too distant future, pharmaceutical companies have changed what it means to be human. Pills exist to change every aspect of a person’s appearance and more are on the way. Brad enrolls in a drug trial to test one of these wonder
In the not-too-distant future… (Taken with Instagram)
fakesuepisodes: Our 500th Episode Steven, Peridot and Lapis celebrate Camp Pining Hearts reaching the magic 100-episode syndication milestone by taking turns imagining what the show would be like in the distant future with 500 episodes under its belt.
Long ago in a distant land…
mst3kgifs:In the not-too-distant future,Next Sunday, A.D.There was a guy named Jonah,Not too different from you or me.He worked at Gizmonic Institute,Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit.A distress call came in for him at half past noon,That’s when
owlmylove: ridgedchips: GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG [distantly] THAT DOG
sci-universe: Black Hole Tearing a Star Apart: New Findings Seen in Artist’s Rendering What happens when a star gets too close to a black hole? Recent observations by a trio of orbiting X-ray telescopes of an event dubbed ASASSN-14li, in a distant
sorry for being distant, guys!
rubyredwisp: BB-8 is so charismatic, a little bit feisty. I’m starting to wonder whether R2-D2 is a distant cousin. – John Boyega I fucking love this movie
flowerais:little things about someone that make you love them the cinematography of a movie people who get talked over or excluded mix of colours in the sky cute things people do without realizing a friend who has been a little distant lately the backgro
unknown-one: I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of
johnfkennedyofficial: There are a lot of things that are going to be very different in the distant future. Here’s a few:Saltwater fish could be extinct by 2048 Whites will become the american minority in 2044Bees are dying (and bringing important
utahxme: ❝ The world is a strange place for Aquarians. They can feel distant from the whole spectacle, as if they are visitors, as if they can never truly connect with others, like they are floating above onlooking from the clouds, staring from the
archatlas: Nihon Noir by Tom Blachford Australian photographer Tom Blachford waited until night to capture these neon-tinted photographs of Tokyo’s metabolist buildings, which he says could have been built in a “distant future”. For his latest
>Renfi looks more of a yennefer than yennefer.>Black VigoJust fucking end it allWhy can’t they just write a black character from distant lands and make them appear.. I’d be ok with this BUT WHY CHANGE EXISTING CHARACTERS.Or even better WRITE
archiemcphee: Vienna, Austria-based artist Bogi Fabian uses glow-in-the-dark and black light-reactive paints to transform rooms into otherworldly getaways in distant galaxies, jungles, caves or underwater. While some of Fabian’s murals are partially
captain-macaron:Xibalba would try to appear distant to her ex wife but he cannot hide that he absolutely adores her.Based on Rodolfo having María’s portrait over his bed
one-hundred-percent-subhuman: Adventure Time,C’mon grab your friends,We’ll go to very distant lands. WithandThe fun will never end,It’s Adventure Time!
dragondicks: hamigakimomo: what are the signs of luigi signs of luigi: biscuit crumbs everywhere distant sobbing sounds sound of someone falling over in another room
babygoatsandfriends: hello small distant relative
hawk-kawaii: lbx42: canadad: *apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate* *apologizes in general* *apologizes for apologizing*
long-ago-in-a-distant-land: Toonami: Me on 1st of January 2016:
scrotumnose: TONIGHT ON OK K.O.!!!! storyboarded by me and haewon!KO and a FAMILIAR HERO OF THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT PAST team up to fight an enemy that threatens us all!it was an immense honor to board this episode! i grew up watching so much captain planet…
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sashamatic: “From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of particular interest. But for us, it’s different. Consider again that dot. That’s here, that’s home, that’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you
theironlypurpose: “I have to say Don, you’re taking this extremely well,” said Kristen, giving him a gentle but distant pat on the leg. “Again, I’m sorry it had to end like this, but I’m moving on and I just don’t think it’s right for
hessomuchbigger: Why your girl won’t be answering your calls and texts all afternoon. And why she seems distant during sex, on the few occasions she lets you have it anymore.
true-crime-101: Bobby Joe Long, a distant cousin of Henry Lee Lucas, viciously raped and murdered at least nine women from May 1984 to November 1984 in Tampa, Florida. He was born October 14, 1953, in Kenova, West Virginia. While he was quite young his
Me and my girlfriend broke up the night before last while she was visiting. It was a difficult decision but I realized I could no longer be in the relationship as it was without being depressed. It wasn’t her fault. The thing is she was my first
ozzyosborntodie:when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives
jade-homestuck-harley: essayofthoughts: indigoumbrella: essayofthoughts: indigoumbrella: huffpostarts: In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights Is that… is that even healthy? There are sea organisms and
shouldnt: when distant relatives try to kiss you
12-22: liftedandgiftedd: I appreciate people that are patient with me while I’m distant and trying to figure myself out This is so so important.
guiltygirl:dating me is 50% memes and terrible humor, 20% me being sarcastic and distant, and 30% me pathetically confessing how much i admire and love u This sounds a lot like me….
thecakebar: DIY cake/Pumpkin Pie ‘Postcard” This is adorable if you want to send a distant loved one a cute personalized message if you can’t be with them for the Thanksgiving holiday, a birthday etc! DIY Cake Postcard Tutorial (with video tutorial)
midsphynx: getthisoff: Transformation TUESDAY ((two years ago + now)) THIS AINT NO TRANSFORMATION TUESDAY WTF U WENT FROM ANDY MILANOKIS TO BEYONCE DISTANT COUSIN LORD TOUCHED OVER YOUR SOUL GOD IS REAL AMEN
writens: Be grateful and appreciate the wonderful people you have in your life because they can leave in a blink of an eye. Don’t give up on people because chances are, they have their reasons for being distant. It’s up to you to reach out and be
huffpostarts: In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights