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gingerhaze: i hate dishes and dishes hate me (our apartment actually has a dishwasher but its only purpose so far is for me to keep mistaking it for the oven and trying to put pizzas into it)
At my house, naked dishwashing is accompanied by anal fingering.
awwww-cute: I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes
thegirldetective: beyonceforbreakfast: mallomallo: gloomyteens: gloomyteens: when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS
chinchilla-fabrication-unit: while mum lived with us, we never used the dish washer. she hated it coz it was noisy and she believed it was wasteful now I dont know about all that, but now that she’s gone it clicked with me today that hey, I can go ahead
c3po: jlivingwell: It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery
When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it
autistic-dave-strider: dishwasher-in-a-suit: autistic-dave-strider: people shouldn’t have to pimp themselves off to the military to afford college wtf They don’t…lol actually almost every teacher i’ve ever had has suggested joining the military
eidos-eidos16:residentevildash:To: professor@schoolname.eduSubject: CLASS3290 Questionare you mad at me Yes Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher
larkstonguesinaspicpart1:harry-trumans-dishwasher:larkstonguesinaspicpart1:Can you guys just watch goodfellas I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary “You think I’m scary? Scary how? Scary like a dracula?”
lorenzens-soil:I didn’t know they cooked Turkey’s in the dishwasher hon…come on over an have another glass of wine. Lol. Not a worry with me I am a goddess in the kitchen ;)
johnkrasinski:mcvoys:why lady gaga have dishwashing gloves on
Ben, dishwasher - Reykjavik (Iceland)
epicbroniestime: Ms Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets by ~Sansbox DUBSTEP TWIWASHER
affectionateghostie: maddoraptor:edwrad:are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast#thats some faulty humor
Men and Fitness
wrestlingcrocs: nice-wig-janis: what even happens inside a dishwasher dishes get washed
Last night I found a note I wrote to myself at some point that said -Dishwashing -Hand Tawsing -Wearing fuzzy-wuzzy pants to class WHAT DOES THIS NOTE MEAN?!?!?!
alexinspankingland: Last night I found a note I wrote to myself at some point that said -Dishwashing -Hand Tawsing -Wearing fuzzy-wuzzy pants to class WHAT DOES THIS NOTE MEAN?!?!?! So I’m still hung up on this.The suggested interpretation most
abccda21: str8guysecrets: Well, this sure gives a whole new meaning to ‘loading the dishwasher’. El lava la loza jaja!! What a better way doing dishes and getting fuck!😍😍😍
getfitnotslim: lifting-warrior: spookyloop: xtelepathx-cerebro: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random
Eren's Mom Was The Best Dishwasher
pnw007:LIVING EVERYDAY NUDISM: Me just doing the daily dishwashing routine in the kitchen
ohhkittykat78: Note to self: do not tell him how to properly load a wooden spoon into the dishwasher… 😩😦 #me
strawberreli: sexydraculaprincex: dreadrhythmic: tastefullyoffensive: [wordsbynight] i do, i dont understand he put dawn in the dishwasher #y’all need to teach your kids how to do basic shit#you got these white kids running around causing fires
haha-woww: redditfront: TIL there is a difference between dish washing fluid and dishwasher fluid. haha…. woww….
the-kiss-of-iron: kajkelli: my grandma had a dishwasher like that, and the tiling is also a match. maybe grandpa had a hobby i did not know about. Score: 8 (series “kitchen slave 9”)
gookdom:I caught your wife loading the dishwasher like this. I took the liberty of spanking her ass for you. She should know better. Gooks shouldn’t be wearing any clothes inside the house!
rustyalan464: …gunna have to call the guy, the fuck'n dishwasher is acting up again!!! 🖕 Haha good one
rustyalan464: So we’re doing chores around the house today and my girl says “can you put a load in the dishwasher”… apparently I Failed! 😂
slightlyshade: This is a dessert plate with porcelain marker, so it’s dishwasher safe ‘n all! Hnnnng <3
awwww-cute: I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes Eeee~! Tiny kitten!
ponybalderdashery: vixenscratch: ponybalderdashery: vixenscratch: It’s 6:30 am. I’ve not slept at all yet. Loaded up the dishwasher and took one of the cats for a walk around the block around 3:30. Apparently my body does not agree that fresh
Kitchen view.
halorvic: Found this little guy in the dishwasher
dykediva69: Cute, two dishwashers in the same place.
Well... Shit.
lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers: alwayslively05: cacti-senpai: harveychan: sleepy on main absolutely fatigued on main Fucking exhausted on main Tired to the bone on main
elidyce:cryoverkiltmilk:owlet:owlet:every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish
mr-reblogbutton: spookyloop: xtelepathx-cerebro: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that
pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
zombielyss: nice-wig-janis: what even happens inside a dishwasher gnomes
im-soo-changeable: canadian-dishwasher: archaicacid: horny-dipper: hertelave: Book scarf. Have any page from your favorite book or poem printed on a scarf here omg I could have a fanfiction scarf omg I could have a general relativity scarf
maddoraptor: edwrad: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast
How many times do I gotta say “The dishwasher is not very good and cannot wash off food stuck to the dishes so they need to be washed off thoroughly before you put them in.” before people actually do that and stop leaving gross crusty food on all
Today after work I got home and after dinner I:Emptied the dishwasher and put away all the dishesCleaned out the sink and loaded all the dishes from dinnerCollected all the recycling/paper/boxes and put them in the recycling binCollected all the trash
nice-wig-janis: what even happens inside a dishwasher
unfuckyourhabitat:Today I emptied the dishwasher within an hour of it finishing, and I put two loads of laundry away right out of the dryer, so I basically win at life right now. January is often a tough mental health month, so I’ll take the victories
affectionateghostie: maddoraptor: edwrad: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast #thats some faulty humor
targuzzler: sarcasticguitarguy: targuzzler: never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience It’s like a dishwasher i dont understand even a little bit thank you
thanxolotl: cooperationiskey: how-many-boos: meowren: weloveshortvideos: The new snapchat update is amazing *opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!! HE’S GOT SOCKS ON Scorpions!! They’re comin’ for the cilantro!! not the emoji movie
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