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marieandrebeaumont: Monica Bellucci shot by Dirk Vogel, 1995
king-god:dirks pissed ‘cause roxy passed out hahahahaaha.lmao thanks for the suggestion guys :D i really couldn’t keep count of how many people suggested them so sorry if yours isn’t there ;A;
GT: So what did you want to talk to me about? > Dirk: Confess. justasillydoodleIdidlastnight
trenya: Who’s this out supporting gay pride in Seattle today? Oh, it’s Dirk Strider.
More kitties! Calliope is hanging out with Roxy the Parakeet and Jane the Lovebird, they’re her best friends ever. The second picture is just a quick sketch I didn’t know what to do with LOL uukitty being scolded by Dirk for trying to eat
smuppet cherub pixels...and a dirk
As usual, the group post! Look at the se kids go! Stop them before it’s too late!!! ;PSINGLESJane | Jake | Roxy | Dirk RedBubble - WeLoveFine - Buy Me A Coffe
royalastrologist: “i got you, Dirk”
ivalisian: flitsch-blog: Anonymous asked: i had a dream where jane/roxy were having sex on webcam for jake/dirk who were also having sex on webcam and it was in your artstyle and i just wanted to say that your art is literally taking over my life help
sugoihime: dirk/equius commission ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ
naughtypelli: Again, I don’t sketch cum so imagine some at the end and if/when I color it there it will be. also: blindfold-for-sex-rather-than-sunglasses Dirk strikes again lol
applied-juice: me @ me pls give me a break anyway dirk featuring floating totally-not-jakes penis
applied-juice: dirk and jake do the horizontal tango
go Dirk! rescue all the princesses!
nymphicus: 1-2 favorite pre and post scratch kids in which dirk is nervous cause wow HIS BRO’S WATCHING HIM MAKE JUNK
hiimjamie asked: do you think you could draw some dirk/jane? Anonymous asked: Could you draw some DirkJane for me? ;0; It’s such a cute ship >u< i don’t ship it but here you goo
remmidemmi: jay-peep hat dich gefragt: Can I request s dirk and Jake pic where they’re having a fun time together or something. :D I really like your pictures, they have great line quality and great colors and everything is just so cute to me especially
cheese3d: GT: Seriously, Dirk?
gingerybiscuit: dirk stop fucking with him its not nice
fncyhorusskind: Dirk your fashion sense is fucking astoundingLet’s talk about those yoga pants
gardengnostic: ( roxy - jane - dirk - jake - photographer )
dersedreamer: gomugomugodhead: so i was taking a few hipster pictures deciding what to wear to a small winterstuck meetup im going to and then my brother walked out and dave | bro/dirk idfk who dis CUTIES
mostflogged: “We’ll be Friends Forever, won’t we?”even longer. Bro/Dirk » Lovejoker Mom/Roxy mostflogged Nana/Jane » peachberriGrandpa/Jake » Kitsunedolly Photography » wisecraxxx
kungfucockcrusher: harlegrim: all of the sweaterstuck sprites !! uvu lOOK HOW HAPPY DIRK IS
lumanous: TT: Leopard print suits you, English. Jake is me Dirk is canwemakeout
michael-buble: (سತ ω ತ)س roxy and dirk
fleinne: A+ fanart, Dirk!
malekith: petition to give dirk strider a fucking break
viria: Jake it’s about time to realize how precious your boyfriend is dammit>:C someone make Dirk happy. and not please trickster happy.
akitsu-47: I’d rather Fefeta hadn’t exploded. The rest, I wouldn’t change at all. If anything, Dirk showed us he really loved Jake (still does, I’m guessing) and that his wasn’t an obsession or an infatuation, but that he was genuinely wishing
so I drew some Dirk too haha
freinne: Wow, Jake This whole Dirk business is quite frustrating may I suggest a solution
harleys: it makes me laugh how many people are like “omfg Dirk and Jane’s friendship in this update is so cute!!!” like they’ve had a really great, really adorable friendship from the beginning. He rewrote a whole damn book for her basically
hubedihubbe: Dirk’s nervous on dates with Jake
pawnawn: Jake, you have dirk on your face..
somebody asked me to draw Dirk/uu but then I jUST
noreum: In dirk room
mrcronusampora: how to woo the man you love: a book written by dirk strider
that-fucking-update: noelleandbutts: witchofmindandlogic: fadeintocase: setanada: darthsoror: drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake” isn’t this the same dirk that
Anonymous: Could you draw Dirk as The Batter and Jake as Zacharie hmm? (◡‿◡✿) I love those guys and I love having my two OTPs as a crossover gotta beat up all those ghosts :y + still version
sanjista: dave can’t get dirk into kiddy clothes so he wears it all himself
how to tussle with people: unhelpful tutorial by Dirk
tea time with Dirk (and distressed Jake) (I blame this on you guys and on the tea debate currently taking place in my inbox so I heard you can also put the tea bag in the water and then microwave it all together hhh)
sts33: Dirk - Jake , i know you love me just admit it thank you midu …..for request about dirkjake ………..
sonotcanon-draws: overworked stress paintinggggg the scenario i had in mind is something along the lines of, ’after the breakup, jake has one of those out of nowhere realizations one day that he really likes dirk.’ i’m sorry, super corny,
wecansexy: the autoresponder just called dirk “vitamin d" and that is all i needed from a homestuck update
Anonymous asked you: /whispers Jake and Dirk do an Eskimo kiss eskimo kisses are cut e
what if Dirk when he was little pretended to be Kamina sometimes and went shouting at seagulls on the roOF
Jake likes when Dirk laughs because he doesn’t do that very often (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) they’re looking at silly videos or something 8’)
got a couple of suggestions saying what if Jake’s Eevee likes Dirk’s Jolteon so yeaH
“Helloooo” I CAN EXPLAIN nvm I can’t happy birthday Dirk (original gif)
on my blog yesterday: normal blogging today: I got a jar of Dirk I got a jar of Diiirk
floorcakeee: I got a jar of Dirk! I got a jar of Diiirk! ikimaru
ardra-c:I was telling my friend about the Jar of Dirk and… Yeah… She asked if the jar was the equivalent of Gay Baby Jail… So I did a thing… lmao it’s like the gay baby jar
ikimaru: so everyone was like draW IT DRAW IT and I.. ok my inbox is full of jar of dirk jokes dammit guyss ahah aand added part 3 B) I’m not sure what happened #he’s free
contradicteddreamer: Jar of Dirk :D Continuation! ps. ur art is AMAZING :D omg tHAT JOKE (thanks a lot <3 )
you called finding Dirk I need a moment
meow-more-like-mewow: Merman Dirk :3 inspired by ikimaru’s mermaidstuck ohh boy thank youu!! 8’)
Alpha!Dave and Dirk movie night commission for echoingsentiment! (=