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direhuman finally cashed in their porn request in exchange for animating this badass sprite for me! any excuse to draw more of these two nerds is enough for me also i got 1.5 poem drawings done today, im tentatively only doing 5 of them but i’ll
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direhuman: yo-tori: itsellaaaa2012: The chick closest to land was gone She ran before the shit even fell through She’s the one that survives the horror movie.
direhuman: direhuman: fan-troll: this pepper is way too small can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him because he’s a little chili
direhuman: Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell isn’t
direhuman: direhuman: Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell
direhuman: current mood: space pirate comics
direhuman: The “I Have Only Surface Level Knowledge But Think I’m Smarter Than The Fanbase” Showdown between:Batman is just a guy who punches people;Pokemon is dogfighting;andWhy didn’t they just take the eagles to Mordor
direhuman: mechalesbian: other people (cowards): but if we replace parts of our bodies with machines, are we really still…human? me (woke, courageous): hey check out this sick ass laser pointer i just got installed in my pinky finger. drives cats fucking
direhuman: enemy paladin: “ah, i see you are the healer of the group! i cast command; come into melee range of me!” my orc cleric pulling out his mace and shield, about to pop channel divinity feat of strength:
direhuman: direhuman: I did an entire college paper about how Terminator 2 is a deeply feminist movie about a woman fighting the system for custody of her son, and BOY FUCKING HOWDY you know there was an entire section on the T-1000 being a cop. It’s
direhuman: Okay, let me walk you through my new D&D character Apollo, who is all of the following a robot a robot Druid a robot Druid who is the party face a robot Druid who is the party face and the tank a robot Druid who is the party face and
direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:direhuman:me as a fae: tricks you into unthinkingly taking the strange food and drink offered to you, because you skipped a meal today and seemed dehydrated so i figured you needed it and had
direhuman:hornraven:Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace
direhuman:tikkety-tok:Forbidden cheese potion of donald duck noises
direhuman: xerneas: Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
direhuman: mrdappersden: They did it, they fucking did it. Oh my god. There is absolutely no way that shit isn’t King-Tut-level cursed. Every single person involved in the excavation is going to have some mysterious accident in the next few months,
direhuman: xerneas: Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
direhuman: mulodyne: hello is this necromancy done cheap?? i’d like to lodge a complaint, i ordered the blade of woe and was delivered a blade of whoa. now my ritual sacrifices are smoking all my weed and getting super invested in keanu reeves movies
direhuman:direhuman:fan-troll:this pepper is way too smallcan you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on himbecause he’s a little chili
direhuman: kenfucky: ordering pizza I can imagine some golden apple shit going down at Domino’s that night, all the delivery boys arguing about who that’s supposed to be referring to and a huge fight breaking out.
direhuman: diancie: Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
direhuman: ROB players zoning on For Glory more like
direhuman: bobavader: bobavader: its been confirmed that hanzo has some knowledge/liking of 2005-era memes (all your base are belong to us voice line for example) but do you think he likes another meme from 2005 Im losing my mind thinking about
direhuman: @ruf1ohn1tram
direhuman: FREAKING OUT ABOUT WHAT JUST SHOWED UP AT THE TOY STORE
direhuman: I did an entire college paper about how Terminator 2 is a deeply feminist movie about a woman fighting the system for custody of her son, and BOY FUCKING HOWDY you know there was an entire section on the T-1000 being a cop. It’s not even
direhuman: chatotai: “i wish pokemon were real!” beedrill is three feet tall so set it on fire with the terrifying dragon you have in your back pocket that’s how pokemon works
direhuman: lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131: i found this picture of guillermo del toro with a gun and i don’t have a good caption so i am passing it on to you, the consumer this is my oc gunillermo del toro
direhuman: direhuman: fan-troll: this pepper is way too small can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him because he’s a little chili @sft425
direhuman replied to your post: i want you guys to meet Maxxie and Jun… Finding out that you have a shiny Lopunny is the least surprising fact about you. im laughing because that’s so true, it should be obvious hahahaha
