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kindacutehbu: die-young-andd-save-yourself: littlecatlady: disgustinghuman: someone wrote a post about forgetting to take their medication which reminded me to take mine whenever I mention medication people end up commenting saying ive reminded
yennranmma: whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die
boygeorgemichaelbluth: gnarltonbanks: whenever i look at pictures of beyonce i sit with a straight face as this type of dialogue runs through my head. i died at south american water literally how i feel but damnnnn B. so thickkk
goingtobuffalo: “The world is a beautiful place, but we have to make it that way. Whenever you find home we’ll make it more than just a shelter. And if everyone belongs here, it’ll hold us all together, so if you’re afraid to die then so am I.”
cedricdigory: whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
just-shower-thoughts: Whenever a kid has sadly died, the news reports they were bright and popular. Unlikeable stupid kids are immortal.
i-will-die-laughing: whenever i delete someone’s self promotions i feel like the maid just cleaning up the-absolute-funniest-post’s mess
liquidstar:riggedbones-moving:riggedbones-moving:my mouse is. dying@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise OH. ILL GO
internetmessiah: I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
cravings: cringing: actionables: nihilistwithagoodimagination: What if every dog is reincarnated into another dog after they die and whenever you see a person walking a dog who goes crazy and tries to meet you and be your best friend it’s really
probablybadrpgideas: Run a high mortality perma-death campaign where whenever a pc dies their player rolls up a new character who then immediately bursts out of their corpse like a xenomorph.
tomharly-blog: Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying.
logicalfangirl: This is right up there on my list of favorite Weird Moments From In-Game. It was an embarrassing loss, but it was funny as shit. I will never forget the Reaper that kept calling Soldier “papi” and going berserk whenever I died (then
jesussbabymomma: soubrettina: uskradetat: I’m dying the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations… This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster
actionables:nihilistwithagoodimagination: What if every dog is reincarnated into another dog after they die and whenever you see a person walking a dog who goes crazy and tries to meet you and be your best friend it’s really your childhood dog trying
standpoor: itsstuckyinmyhead:German Photoset #21More? Battle of the Countries #20 i listen to Die Prinzen whenever i’m a little low tbh
utsushiame: KHR! AU; Tsuna’s Guardians go into Hyper Dying Will Mode whenever they battle.
silenteternity: have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat
The other day my grandpa fell down outside, and hurt himself. It was nothing serious, but I was already starting to freak out. Whenever I think of one of my grandparents dying or my dogs I seriously start to cry so much. If I am already feeling this way
unclefather: whenever I accidentally grit my teeth my whole body has a melt down and I have to die
diam0nd-life11: whenever tom sings i literally die, but when he hits zayn’s high notes…
dragonpikachu: actually whenever a character dies my reaction is pretty much
glampersand: cedricdigory: whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene my life just got better
redsatinsheets: no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
concentrationlamp: Whenever a dog dies in a movie or show or book, I just sit there like
hornymaniac: dominantpleasures: Her Daddy couldn’t resist her in her cheerleading outfit…she knew this, so whenever she wore it home from practice he knew she was dying to be Daddy’s little slut… better than brazzers »» MORE THINGS LIKE
