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pentagramps: justkody: pinkcupcake123: Jacob’s Well - Wimberley, Texas hey kids let’s all go jump into the pits of hell Also eight scuba divers have died in there so far but yeah have a blast kids
superviolettparr: mara-awesome: © TribeTwelve He looked at him first like“Prepare to die!”But then he like:“oh…OK…well…fuck you to….imma go….”
coelasquid: kevinfrane: salparadisewasright: lord-kitschener: crucifixes with super buff-looking Jesuses are always odd to me, like damn did Jesus die for our gainz as well? CrossFit I almost snorted tea out my nose at work.
nintendotweet: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Nintendo just announced Kirby Planet Robobot for the 3DS as well as a new line of Kirby amiibo! I’M DYING HERE!
theverge: If you drop an ant from the Empire State Building, will it die? In the ‘90s, there was a popular Korean TV show called Curiosity Heaven (It does not translate well) that conducted experiments based on these weird hypothetical questions.
volyakazia: ohhgoditsrabid: niceteeth-nastysmile: gaymojave: apolloette: WELL that’s one way to get inside I’M DYING BECAUSE IS LITERALLY HOW YOU GET INTO PEOPLE’S HOUSES IN SECOND LIFE AND PISS THEM OFF WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS Guys.
dare-to-dm: slaaneshite: kinggeorgetheonly: slaaneshite: Got a new dice case ;o One die says ‘nipples’ Well yeah how do YOU play D&D (from XKCD)
avpdsnail: me: *having a breakdown, wants to die, can’t cope* someone: hey you seem like you’re not doing well i’m here if you want to talk me:
lmaonade: xtec: lmaonade: going clown spotting have you checked the mirror well if you want me to die you can just say so
toxic-spill: iammyfather: captcreate: How bout’ y'all learn how to drive? Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive. Is this shit for real? Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and
comet-lorcan: badjokesbyjeff: A politician dies… And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name. “So, you’re a politician…” “Well, yes, is that a problem?”
grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:Weird how our well-meaning sanctions always starve people to death, increase the chances of the sick dying, and just generally making life unbearable
farcryfromhere: ohhgoditsrabid: niceteeth-nastysmile: gaymojave: apolloette: WELL that’s one way to get inside I’M DYING BECAUSE IS LITERALLY HOW YOU GET INTO PEOPLE’S HOUSES IN SECOND LIFE AND PISS THEM OFF WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS
t00-cl0se: toxic-spill: iammyfather: captcreate: How bout’ y'all learn how to drive? Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive. Is this shit for real? Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car
sergle:sergle:sergle:sergle:screams… tell me why I just spent an hour looking at the Ned Alleged Cheating Scandal tweets I just got back on and AH IT’S NOT ALLEGED ANYMORE. WELL! HOPE HE DIES @insert-math-username omg I’m sorry I forget not
Don’t you get it? This has never been about killing you? It’s about becoming you. I mean, for fuck’s sake, my own mother had to die, no great loss there, so I could stay true to the original. That’s sick, right? Well, sick is the new sane. You
iswearimnotnaked: well i’m probably gonna die in a tornado tonight but at least it’s pretty
ammit420: “tell us about your tattoos” “ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die”
alrightanakin:Live fast die young bad girls do it well
fourpawrule: actualskeletor: ain’t nobody fucking with my clique We’re prepared to die to protect our client. And we’re paid well for being always prepared. For anything. Absolutely anything. In fact, we’ve got a wob on a rooftop with a bead
tomapotamato: when everything was going well but then you die while solo healing
class-struggle-anarchism: cryptid-sighting: they’re all pretty well fucked Yeah this is my state, I’ve seen this pic before and everyone in that picture except one died from asbestosis. Wittenoom was where the miners lived and it was like basically
onion-souls: queen-of-dirt: just-shower-thoughts: If humans ever die out, the next advanced species are gonna find so many well preserved corpses on Everest and wonder how we managed to build a civilization there I sweat all of y'all on here think
therealkingzo: therealkingzo: a-tribe-called-tress: theequeenpin: therealkingzo: I heard they kill people for speaking out… well I’d rather die for something than live for nothing. #FuckWhiteSupremacy Fact after Fact. Omigosh please tell
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: I’m getting a lot of requests for the Macbeth story, which I’m sure I’ve told before but an old classic never dies. Welp, might as well do something while I’m
aperture-of-consciousness: 2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history
bogleech: t00-cl0se: toxic-spill: iammyfather: captcreate: How bout’ y'all learn how to drive? Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive. Is this shit for real? Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying
“I’m gonna start healthier habits!” -the next day- “Rip to that descision lmao, the planet is dying and everyone has covid, might as well enjoy it!”
verylostpenguin:verylostpenguin:verylostpenguin:verylostpenguin:It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I
lord-heirop:froody:froody:froody:I love leather and I love fur and I don’t mind arguing about it. “Do you think it’s okay to slaughter animals for their skin?” I eat them too AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH “doctor I’m wearing a leather jacket and eating
sulkyghost: when you told me you missed me, well i couldnt close my eyes. because i realized what it felt like to die Sorority noise - blonde hair, black lungs not my image
brittmarielostatsea: housewifeswag: well hello. Ah! So gorgeous! I have been dying for a school girl outfit! sexiest school girl ever
popmist: youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: leosangelmwah: WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS live fast die young old sports do it well i would like the honour to undress you out of this leo mmm
steftastan: Female Titan from Shingeki no KyojinI love her! I have mixed feelings about her, though. She’s BAD ASS, but I can’t feel comfortable saying that because… well you know what happens.Now I am dying to draw either Jean or Raviolli next~
twistedbutsolucrative: Well everybody that’s it, RIP me, I actually died reading this.soakedwithink please write me a nice eulogy because I’m dead and it’s 5000% your fault
sorarts: baraschino: HAPPY HOLIDAYS IM YOUR SECRET SANTA @hyli-an!!!!! YOU LOVE ADRINETTE TOO? WELL SO DO I LETS BE FRIENDS IM DYING OMDG
frogyell: frogyell: “man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly,
gayforsidon: Well have I mentioned that I would die for you?
ffxv-edits: lhugbereth: crossedquills: moksutinn: goodbye prompto He died doing what he loved I love OT4, but sometimes OT3 is just as good <3 Wahhh! The expressions are so well drawn! It’s so pretty!
catnippackets:I found a kiss meme and one of them was a “you nearly died” kiss and I was like well I gotta get on that one
jokerfuldraws: “I don’t want to die without him” man when was the last time I posted art here? Well I liked this piece too much to post it to instagram alone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
sixpenceee: Vampire bats will die if they can’t find blood for two nights in a row. Luckily, generous well-fed bats will often regurgitate blood to share with others, in exchange for grooming. This has been noted by many naturalists as an example of
wisteri: psuedonam: logoside: Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming. So, keep well this post. The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.
ghostboyfriend: Live fast die young bad cats do it well
slaaneshite: kinggeorgetheonly: slaaneshite: Got a new dice case ;o One die says ‘nipples’ Well yeah how do YOU play D&D
queeniman: thotsiya: live fast die yung bad girls do it well i will reblog this forever
theonewhosawitall: seselapod: mediaplay: cliterallysame: OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO I THOUGHT THEY DIED IN THE LAST VIDEO well if they werent dead before theyre dead now bc u kno that driver got out of their car and killed them both Don’t
swolizard: I’ve gone 22 times in a row withoutkissing under mistletoenew years kissbirthday sexvalentines day whateverat this point I might as well do it 3-4 more times and just keep the streak going till i die
"hey daddy. i know we haven't talked in a few months but i really need you. i want to die again, im not well. please text me, i need a reason. cause everything is falling apart." the last text i sent to my dad, never got a response. and it's not that
I never understood why when you died, you didn’t just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn’t be there. I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d
zoeeemail25: dad-s-little-girl: eyessetforward: field-of-consciousness: “Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.” shit i just died a little inside.
thatfunnyblog: live fast die young bad girls do it well
The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
someidiotontheinternet: pentagramps: justkody: pinkcupcake123: Jacob’s Well - Wimberley, Texas hey kids let’s all go jump into the pits of hell Also eight scuba divers have died in there so far but yeah have a blast kids satan’s anus
harrystilesmydick: -ponyboy-: itsonlyyforever: honk-kong: jillbiden: the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover [x] “the thug life chose me” this is the greatest thing ever live fast die young bad girls do it well Everyone in