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lifewasted: what the penis did you just fucking say to me… what does that have to do with anything… wow. i climb out of bed the crack of dick in the morning to sit in a courtroom next to a bewildered bassist to deal with legal bullshit and you patronize
zoichikanoe: I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks
fuzzy-knees: reilluminated: My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it. Heck yeah, mom. Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen
themoonphase: thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS
bands-savedme: sparkhy: acnemint: br0ken-daisy: so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking
overdouche: Met mike Tyson told him I lost my virginity the night he beat spinks in 81 seconds but the fight lasted longer than I did he started laughing then stood up and hugged me viahttp://ift.tt/1u8SP6J
theotherwesley: Me getting up in the morning like Hittin’ the keyboard like Friends comin’ online like DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry” and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway
radioirwin: radioirwin: i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey
bumblingb: So last night I had a mission from nintendonut1 - get The Aquabats to draw in my sketchbook. So I did! MCBC kept grabbing the sketchbook back after handing it to me to add more (he wanted to make sure we knew he was talking about high school
locktobre: ‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
foreignpussy: hkirkh: godotal: broken body “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” YOU DID
iamthefreshestprince: i-am-mystery: soletsfreefall: it took me 16 whole years to realise that the “st” in 1st, the “nd” in 2nd and the “rd”in 3rd is because itS THE LAST 2 LETTERS OF THE WORDS WHAT. what the fuck did you think it was
cabbage-vendor: youraverageinsanity: petboyfriend: me avoiding all my responsibilities did she just kick a laser beam in half Feminism
periain: soufflegirl: whyarentibritish: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS NOR DID IT FEEL LIKE HALLOWEEN WHAT IS HAPPENING
charliedayy: I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD
guns-n-broses: Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic
mxcleod: book-of-a-thousand-days: Wow I did not know this People always give me weird looks when I say I envy someone or something, its kind of funny. .
stupidstagram: painting-the-red-roses-black: stupidstagram: ppl who are sad on valentines day make ME sad ..buy your own chocolate… drink a whol bottle of wine ..slap ur own ass.. .live Slap your own ass….. Did I stutter ???? Slap Ya Own
bagmilk: you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
pomeranianprivilege:dudes: this girl got drunk and passed out and i did NOT rape her! i know, i know, i am a hero, a modern day saint, an angel without wings. ladies the line to praise me starts here.
mxcleod: guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
thats-slightly-raven:jaded-phoenix:thats-slightly-raven:who wore it bettershe did imo stop trying to make humor out of other peoples looks. It’s hurtful and makes you an asshole. okay but thats a photo of me
assiest: sex-doesnt-alarm-me: assiest: i am 41 cheetos tall Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos? we were out of doritos
hoaeran: aliveontuesday: fxckaurl:I’m SCREAMING my dealer did NOT just send me condolences about 1d this is NOT happeningTalk about customer service wait it’s sent at 420
zooeyclairedeschanel: zooeyclairedeschanel: something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states is it just me or did cole sprouse
calendargirlthesnowman:brienneoftarth: when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me? saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno
eddie-vedder-is-god: poninepontmercy: The most accurate representation of me telling a joke Lol he did tell a joke…
boughiespice: priestmahad: pussylipgloss: crunchwrapqueen: yappanese:mossnmoon: Tyler came in for some bi-monthly maintenance! These babies are about 5-6 months old now. Why you did that tyler what the fuck is this??? “just fuck me up”
ssquidsss: you: codsworth :))) me, an intellectual: oh, i’m sorry, did you mean:
vega-ofthe-lyre: “What did you mean? What you said to Amy? There’s a worse day coming for you?” “When I first met the Doctor, a long long time ago… he knew everything about me. Think about that. Impressionable young girl and suddenly this
goldensnitchandglassslipper: whatthefawkes: Emma: I mean, I’d give it like a… a 7?[…]Emma: Hang on there, what did he give me?Rupert: I really can’t remember it.Emma: That’s even worse!!! oh my god they are too cute
rooneymaras: In the wake of President Obama’s decision to not release pictures of Osama bin Laden’s body, a number of new conspiracy theories are surfacing claiming that bin Laden is not really dead. Which means Barack Obama will go down in history
retr0philia: yeah you called me cute, but like did you mean cute as in puppy cute or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties
sherlockthedancingmachine: completo-no-incompleto: sherlockthedancingmachine: hunnybunchesofgoats: WAIT WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK DID MYCROFT MEAN WHEN HE SAID, “THE OTHER ONE” IS NOBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS FUCKERY EXCUSE ME they had another
don’t get attached to anime because they will end and you will die
monicalewinsky1996: retr0philia: yeah you called me cute, but like did you mean cute as in puppy cute or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties I hope none of you ever get laid
megandmrbig: theboythatlovesgeekgirls: megandmrbig: With toys, yes? Mmm yes Or did you mean with someone else playing too? Mmmmmm just me n you
megandmrbig: “I don’t even want my hand in your pants…” Baby, I was a dick. You rejected me and I acted like a spoilt child and deliberately hurt you by saying something I did NOT mean. Everything I said that night was a lie, childishly trying
sonofbaldwin: “Did You Know?” Men between the ages of 20 and 29.7 father 39% of the children born to teen moms, age 15. That means grown men father a large percentage of children born to teens, but teen mother are presented as the problem. ReThink
arsshab: I’m not going to ask you to stop whatever you’re doing and reblog this. But it would mean a lot if you did. This says so much…
luxaeterna1986: kittyk8here: crrrvygrrrl: archandpromise: call-me-mr-sir: Is there any other kind? crrrvygrrrl and I just call this “sex” :) Yes, please, archandpromise. No way I’d ever say no. And if I did….it means yes and he better
tony-wiseau: lissomelle: “You told me you thought I was meant for more than this. Did you mean that?” “Every word.”
ccavill: I know you did. I mean, part of me even wanted you to, but then what? Make you feel any better? You just have to decide what kind of a man you want to grow up to be, Clark; because whoever that man is, good character or bad, he’s… He’s
oh my god I was put on the facebook thing followed by people who know me in real life uh hahah because I said ‘people underestimate how kinky I am’ meaning in real life
retr0philia:yeah you called me cute, but like did you mean cute as in puppy cute or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties
also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!
teenscoolest: someone: we both said some things we didn’t mean me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ……… sure did, pal
mothurs: did you mean it when you said you loved me back?
feedistdani:Did you mean: I’m adorable please pay attention to me🤍🖤 links 🖤🤍
sklavealfredo: SHE is one of the most sensationell GODDESSES of the World. MADAME CATARINA from Berlin. Three times SHE did not allowed me to serve HER!!! Now i know, what slavery means!
ilikeyourwife: As we undressed each other she told me that her husband had not touched her in three years. Did that mean I was about to make love to a reborn virgin? Mirabile dictu! I submit that my lust and passion was drowned by the intensity of this
keepcalmandlovegirls: monicalewinsky1996: retr0philia: yeah you called me cute, but like did you mean cute as in puppy cute or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties I hope none of you ever get laid CHLO OMFG 😂😂
feypact:feypact:did you main super, who, or lock back in the day if youre tagging this with “none i had good taste and was better than you“ i know you have skeletons in your closet its okay to laugh about it
obesenigger: ruinedchildhood: if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl… “did you mean to send me this?”
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