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lilliaslut: We cunts need to be peed on regularly so that we never get the wrong impression that we are worth more than an object. The only difference between us and a toilet bowl is that we should suck the man’s dick after he peed and say thank you.
please gimme your dicks and titsalso funny you should mention that causehttps://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/784110084435550208
Talk about a sexy pre-DICK-tion!
honeythe-elfqueen: where’s my spankings n dick???
staple61 replied to your post “staple61 replied to your post “Hi :) What movie is that gifset…” I hope my other reply didn’t get deleted. I don’t see it now. I was quoting the Gump from Legend, not tellin you to stop talking.
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annatoxin: that kid has more chivalry than any guy i’ve ever met. That’ll die in his teens, when he realizes most bitches like guys being dicks towards them.
when bitches see my dick
pokemonyewest: My dick has never been so soft
blakeliversage: sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
Why is it that all the single women living in my apartment complex, always slam their doors and come home with drama? Get your fucking ovaries under control, keep your bleeding in check and get a dick in you. Seriously, fuck!
I’m a miserable dick when I have nothing and a cocky prick when I have everything.
jacobshutup: reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you
When people dive head first into an opinion about something they know dick shit about.
memeguy-com: Wasps are total dicks I’m a wasp too then.
thebest-memes: “My friend saw this sign in Huston” I SHOULD BE ABLE TO WHIP OUT MY DICK ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE I DAMN WELL PLEASE, YA HEAR!
rwfan11: You hear that dick talking to ya boy!
talk to me about dick gumshoe
aobabe: koujaku mercilessly riding mink while noiz sits on mink’s face and gets eaten out and mizuki straddling mink’s waist facing towards koujaku as they sort of rut against each other’s dicks lmao more like slay me bye.
Talk that shit with this dick in you.
ModernHedonist on that spicy site everyone keeps talking about (OF)
Talk with a dick in your mouth bitch
Guy I’ve been talking to for litterally 25 minutes: Are you bi? My goal this year is to have a 3someMe, super tired: geez, my goal is to not be a shitty person, good on you for high expectations
I hate that my supervisor is constantly on my dick, talking to me like I’ve been there for years and not a week. GIVE ME TIME BRUH
ohhhhkayy act like that. Either you’re pushing me away or you actually are a dick…. Either which way maybee I should get over you. Yeah. Maybe I should realize you’re not the person I thought you were. Yeah. That seems like a good idea.
I kinda want you to go fuck yourself. But I also kinda want you to start talking to me again because I miss you. But I know you’re not the same person you used to be. And I don’t think it’s in a good way….
I can’t tell if I’m being a dick or people are questioning my choices too much. I think it’s both.
imafemdom: Just a quick text to remind you that I own your dick. Talk soon…
fang107: rattlecat: Real Talk: I talk about dicks and collect dicks and talk about porn and sex a lot, but my sex drive is about as active as…nothing. Like my idea of a sex life is masturbate maybe once a month. Shrine, the demisexual, on the asexual
Talk about ready to service some dicks….
brownpeopleproblems:listen as long as you understand what a person is trying to say even though they happen to mispronounce a word or their sentence structure is disarranged then theres no need to be an authoritative dick and condescendingly correct them
Only the most classy dicks
M: When a girl say: “The size is doesn’t matter”, she secretly think… “Its because my boy friend have a tiny dick, but i would really suck and be taken by a big thick cock.”
talk-that-shit: Cos’ i was high when I wrote this so suck my dick
thedevilsofficialblog: island-delver-go: oppa-homeless-style: actuallyjuststealingmemes: water-based-introspection: just-shower-thoughts: It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean If
dumb guy: *sleeps with me* me: *texts him* “how was your day” dumb guy: “I actually can’t talk right now but thanks for texting me!”
I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank
the dick too bomb jokes get me laughing every time I’m such a child shgahaj
bitter-blooded-demon replied to your post: sasstoise asked:A good question i… That’s sort of a dick move anyway. She’s gotta spam two moves (which to me is cheating) to win and then gets upset when it doesn’t work? =_O Pff. Right ? It’s
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i’m laughing so much, everyone i know gets so ashamed or freaked out that their mom or dad walks in on them drawing or watching porn or something similar and i’m here like “hey mom does this dick/these boobs look ok?” and she just
ovw fandom: now reaper has TWO beautiful children, sombra and mccree me: sombra and mccree fight over that ghost dick
can i gush herepls look at how gorgeous dick grayson islook at him !!!
hi hello i love dick grayson and im gonna be busy for a while
Here, have some Mega Gardevoir, in 4 different forms.Talk about kinky breeding tho.
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