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onlymonica: Dial ‘M’ for Monica. This is a classic old slip made in Italy. Fantastic details.
experialist: So, Drunk Dial Congress is now a thing.
bracelet00: naamahdarling: Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her that dials can’t only have 2 positions (not true) and that it wasn’t a very good piece (not true) that she was
maidangela: After your wife dressed you up she cuffed you to the headboard. Thats when she took out her phone and started snapping pictures. Then she dialed a number. “Hi baby. Yeah. We are all ready. Remember the deal. My little dick husband is really
behringmade: Will have most of these dialed in tomorrow. @behringmade #knives #handmade #missoula
design-is-fine: Hans Tucher, Diptych dial, late 16th century. Ivory. Germany. Museo Galileo. This Instrument maker used a snake shaped trademark.
danxelle: I have her on speed dial.
chingus: Impressive Giant (by Dialed-in!)
Bart Grein for Style:Men- DIAL M. by Stefan Khoo
lurkerguy:Tuning the dials.
hazlgracelancaster: if you listen closely you can hear every british actor who wasn’t in the potter films dialing their agent
anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re
mostlycatsmostly:sagesprite:what is going on behind those eyes*dial up sound*
scribefindegil:Types of brain fog:Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in itU are a ghost and nothing is realMental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-upThe thing you want to articulate is
bondagephotos: Jennifer wakes up and finds her legs tied. There’s a knotted cleave gag that’s hanging around her neck. She reaches for her cell phone and starts to dial a friend. She begins telling her friend of her predicament but she doesn’t
thesympatheticdevil: Last ancient caption for today. Picture quality isn’t great. Remember I was uploading these things with a dial up modem.
captainstevexxx: proteinshakesandrocks: rainbowballz: well my brain just fell out the window Never will i trust anything now sun dials, you guys are idiots, bye ^Steve’s response, FTH.
briannarr: Mr. Moseby: Keep in touch, okay? London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if I ever have a problem. -Mr. Moseby’s phone rings- London: Mr. Moseby, I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.
taaylorniicolee: louie-key: myinterpretation5: thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and
louie-key: myinterpretation5: thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on.
leirissa: Lush 1990 I took this photo of Lush at the The Dial in Derby (UK) on March 7 1990.After the show I asked if the band would like to pose for me. They replied they would love to do so, although they didn’t have a lot of time, because the gear
novice-heartbreaker: dial the number :*
grawly: grawly: 1-800-ROADHOG🐷 if yyou dial it its just heavy breathing
omegaforums: Vintage Omega Constellation Chronometer With Crosshair Dial In Stainless Steel Circa 1950s
cuntry-grammar: viginti-tres: enochliew: The Midnight Planétarium by Van Cleef & Arpels The movement of each planet is true to its genuine length of orbit: it will take Saturn over 29 years to make a complete circuit of the dial, Jupiter will
2damnfeisty: Snacks on deck and the everyone has been instructed not to speak to me until 12 am. Got my bible, prayer cloth and holy oil nearby. Tissues and medic alert bracelet present. Oh and Ja Rule is on speed dial. I’m ready for tonight’s episode.
just-shower-thoughts: Butt is a synonym to booty; dial is a synonym to call, but buttdial and bootycall are completely different.
lolfactory: Maybe wanna dial down the “truth” just a little bit. ➨ funny tumblr ✚follow LOLFACTORY on tumblr[this funny picture via lolsnaps]
anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending
remyreaper: mrs-plantagenet: thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on.
arrestingmyselfinthetardis: the-stark-knight-rises: the-stark-knight-rises: my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT
ohcaptainmycaptain1918: As heartbreaking as it is that Bucky fell from the train, there are always positives… Like the fact that they didn’t live in the present when it happened. Otherwise, how many nights do you think Steve would’ve spent dialing
beablazemydearmockingjay: probablyjudgingyou: dammitcumberbatch: cumberbuddy: ladyavenal: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: genandhisqueen: #i cant system failure #rebooting #internet dial up sound #ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR i thought the second
just-shower-thoughts: Today’s teenage males will never know the feeling of dialing their crush’s landline and potentially having to talk to her dad.
duelofpersonalities: There should be a 911 for lonely people. Like when you’re lonely you can dial 922 and then the operator will say “What’s your emergency?” and you’ll say “I have no friends” and then you’ll hear sirens and someone
memehumor: Sleep is for People With Dial-Uphttp://memehumor.tumblr.com
thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always
enriquemolina: flacomexicano: call the police I’m dialing them ri—-
Take Photos of Stove Dials Before You Leave for Vacation
lightshadowverisimilitude: copperbadge: acebycircle: He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have
fuckslip: we don’t dial 911
computationalcalculator:skaldish:ALTI think about this a lot.may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”
clitorius-maximus:computationalcalculator:skaldish:ALTI think about this a lot.may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”Hand job vs manual labor
the-eleventh-blog: [dials phone] i’d like to vote for graham norton please what do you mean he isnt a country
catrightsactivist: me: dials 911 for help JLaw appears out of dark alley: you can’t live ur whole life on ur phone BRO!! you gOTTa LIVE in the now!!!!
dilfosaur: roomie comic (aka dials it back Hard from the spice of the last installment)
mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order.
mouse-named-minerva: skelatal-remains: torios: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re
roguetelemetry: captcreate:Sounds kinky. *starts dialing* wax museum michael caine knockoff is selling it
crispy-enahs:henstomper: henstomper:henstomper:henstomper:one hundred thousand skeletons. four hundred thousand skeletons. five million skeletons. one skeleton. turning a big dial taht says “Skeletons” on it and constantly looking back at the audience
birdsareblooming:maddhog:typhra:maddhog:typhra:maddhog:typhra:I think they should bring back the dial-up internet noise when you try to open your browser. You want to go online? Suffer for it.That noise makes me spreet and sprroot I don’t know what
tanjatherusticgirl: dellygurl: Damn girl … You have it dialed in… https://tanjatherusticgirl.tumblr.com/archive
thebiggestnerd: So, real talk for a second guys If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes
tupacabra: i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
enochliew: The Midnight Planétarium by Van Cleef & Arpels The movement of each planet is true to its genuine length of orbit: it will take Saturn over 29 years to make a complete circuit of the dial, Jupiter will take almost 12 years, Mars 687 days,
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