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denisaaaa: I want to go out, even if its just for an hour or 2 …dying inside~ …. she’s psychic… I was just thinking that. Verbatem.
My immediate thought upon seeing this was… DENISA. Hahahaha. XD
denisaaaa: Dear God, this is like porn~ …………… teach me immediately.
denisaaaa: city-wall: aziraphaleisineffable: IF YOU’RE EVER SAD SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE. OH MY GOD I just did this and it turned into the girliest giggle ever afterwards lmao…. Gods I have a deep voice… do
denisaaaa: awesomephilia: what if canadians are using advanced sarcasm so that we think they’re polite but they’re actually making jokes no one understands they’re onto us Shit… I never thought Americans would figure it out… they
denisaaaa: i giggled so hard at this lol….. Since most Tumblr people are uh… well dumb I guess, and in case you missed it…. thats a bluefooted BOOBY…. so this works on multiple levels. Get it?
denisaaaa: BUNNY!!! Seriously… I dont like the whoe cat thing online… but I could fucking get behind a bunny craze. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! XD
denisaaaa: thats-slightly-raven: this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone I probably pay more attention to my cleavage than most boys ….. Im gonna
denisaaaa: My hair officially hits my boob ^^, it bit longer if its straight~ whoo hoo ^^ I find this sentence far sexier than most people would think….
denisaaaa: love this movie~
denisaaaa: ignobler: stealinyoman: marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you I have 4 sisters… just saying… everyone marry me. =D you sure know
denisaaaa: I want what she’s wearing~ I want this girl ^ to wear what she’s wearing… *creep creep*
denisaaaa: myheartheartsbooks: Happy National Library Week! [x] I would love to be a librarian. To be surrounded by all those books *squealing in delight* lol I love this movie. I love the way she says “librarian” too. Its so proud
denisaaaa: inkys: if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline There is also a 100% chance I will be over everyday *buys trampoline, waits for women*
denisaaaa: ignobler: denisaaaa: inkys: if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline There is also a 100% chance I will be over everyday *buys trampoline,
denisaaaa: BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
denisaaaa: clraft: lyxdelsic: “Girls with armpit hair are gross ” bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut
denisaaaa: ignobler: hllucinate: so is anyone secretly in love with me yet To be honest I just assume that at least 2 people are at all times… >_> Good rule of thumb ^ I know right? *struts*
denisaaaa: ignobler: perriwinkle: *knits myself a thong* Don’t even know why I’m reblogging this… I just need to… planning on knitting yourself a thong? =P How about I knit YOU a thong. Come over tomorrow so I can take your measurements.
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denisaaaa: ignobler: Oh my… ooh that’s cute. If you need someones opinion on anything similar, i will objectively give you it after you model it for me… Out of the goodness of my own heart… >_>
denisaaaa: Schrodinger’s leaf. lmao I thought of a Schrödinger crack myself… but someone beat me to it. =(
denisaaaa: Apparantly I don’t even know how to talk to men without flirting, its like impossible…I have to work on this -.- I rather enjoy it. Please continue.
denisaaaa: likeigiveabother: has anyone actually seen a kissing booth in real life or did tv lie to me I have, more in small towns than anywhere else though
denisaaaa: lulz-time: My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house. I WANT THEM ALL!!!!!! PUPPY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH! XD
denisaaaa: ignobler: tardisex: minestuck: someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you right now I encourage those who are to share them with me. I very much doubt it. lol Maybe this one girl… maybe… I can’t tell. She’s
denisaaaa: ignobler: Little known fact… collar bones are smexy. …is there anyone out there who doesn’t think collarbones are sexy? Just about every time I bring it up in conversation I get weird looks from men… so I assumed no one did.
denisaaaa: insanity-and-vanity: Fight Club (1999) I wrote a psych diagnosis paper about this movie~ …. its like you just get cooler the longer I know you…
denisaaaa: ignobler: nothingbutflawless: That awkward sexual tension when you say “shut up” and a guy says “make me”….. It’s awkward? lol That sexual tension when you say “shut up” and a guy says “make me”….. There, fixed
denisaaaa: ignobler: psychofactz: More Facts on Psychofacts :) *pretends he didn’t read that* Hot showers followed by cold showers are even healthier *REALLY pretends he didn’t read that…*
denisaaaa: dead-girls-do-not-cry: Vampire my teeth used to look like that, but i had to file them down as a kid because they kept cutting into my lips…the blood did add some snazziness to it though OMG…. *pleasant shiver*