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Not Lucifer, but this expression struck me. When I think of Dean’s usual expressions, this one…is definitely not on the list. A mix of panic and despair.
Definitely a grower not a shower…
kinkybimbo: execbimbotrainer: Some woman would scoff at being told to kneel and suck a man’s dick in the men’s room – but not you. Definitely not me! On its knees where it belongs.
sunnywittledays: Remember that time lambie (definitely not me) had an accident and needed diapers
Friendly reminder that I don’t do asks about the new chapter until the CR release. Because I don’t read the new chapters until the official release. And I try to avoid spoilers. So if you send me spoilery stuff, I won’t be able to answer it. I suppose
Tell me I’m evil, tell me I’m not the face of God
taccoman: Who is ready for the next episode?Definitely not me.
stonearrows: i have three types of headcanon actually supported by evidence in the text or subtext nothing to confirm or deny it either way so it’s up in the air yeah that’s definitely not what canon was going for at all but i do what i want, so
Every once in a while, Dean will send me a Snapchat selfie captioned “bored” Yeah someone is basic and boring here and it’s definitely not me
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
photographicpornography: I am continuing to try to improve my self shot abilities. I’m still not crazy about how most of them come out, but they are definitely improving. I’m still not entirely sure how I feel about this one, but I definitely wanted
hentaiyarou: To the Anon who requested a louder recording: I can definitely do that, but probably not soon because of one really basic reason — the walls in my dorm are paper thin. I’m actually not sure my neighbor or random people in the halls haven’t
ahrtwurk: sneltopia: Not sure if it’s cool or gross, but you can see the lettuce going through their head Definitely cool.
So I know it doesn’t look like much progress, but I’ve been trying to exercise as much as I can. The bottom right is of me in the past and the other three are what I look like currently. I mean, there’s not much difference, but I definitely
Definitely so much progress has been made since the beginning of this year! It’s June, we’re six months in, I’m stronger, faster, and can endure a bit more. It’s a long process with bumps and it may not look like much to you, but
isle-of-forgotten-dreams:Definitely not me-me~Sexyfrisky Sera~ ;3
whipbogard: Not exactly a scene from the movie and ‘Apple Pie’ is definitely not one of Rhodey’s canon nicknames but you get the picture!
It’s almost pathetic how happy trans*!Armin-related fanwork makes me.
stereobone: THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please
maybeyoudidnttryhardenough: Definitely not married.
this one was definitely not me nope definitely not….
leons-sexy-hairflip: leons-first-fanboy: leons-sexy-hairflip: leons-first-fanboy: this one was definitely not me nope definitely not…. >undoing all those buttons>suspenders>running fingers through hair>post-cuddlingdefinitely not you
morganxsterling: Morgan smirked and walked over to his computer, “It might also have been sent in a mass Email, however that was definitely not me.” He said as he pushed the button and a giant picture of an elephant with a photoshopped head popped
clementinesgulag: nail tech: so what nail design would you likedefinitely not me: can you do a long white almond acrylic please?nail tech: like the celebrities huh?definitely, definitely not me: uh yeah
artificialangel13 replied to your post: rens diary replied to your post: artif… The best thing would be, Sei just panting out a quiet “fuck yes” and panting out more as Mink just pounds into him. Sei would be ruined. you’re ruining
LMAO NOPE THER EIT IS GUYS THERE IT IS.( ಥ‿ಥ)
koujakusdicktattoo: noiz begging koujaku to cream him when koujaku is just about to come is one of my favorite things to think about like noiz riding koujaku hard and koujaku is warning him to get off cus he’s gonna come soon and he isn’t wearing
i definitely didn’t cry three times while watching this one episode of yowapeda, nope, definitely not.
masasei: [dying noises at minao drama cd]
koujaku saying aoba’s name more like lmAO NOPE STEP ON MY THROAT AND STAB ME IN THE KIDNEY.
squigglydigg:rp-puckerman:instead of that “write an about me” meme going around, people should write a review, like on the back of a book cover, about me and i’ll put it on my blog. examples:she is so cool - anonymousdefinitely not thirsty -
giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
workaholicatrest: For my purposesFake lesbians are great tooPlease Fuck who you want #75 This or a big cock; but definitely not me…
deebeeus: A lovely clean 1964 #Gretsch #6120 spotted at @folkwaymusic, formerly belonging to @tomgibson3783 and now belonging to someone who is most definitely *not* me! Why not me? Because I did not move quick enough and…poof…it was snapped up!
i love spirit week it’s definitely not why i skipped last block
the-b0ne-thief:uh definitely not me sitting here in an xl plaid flannel
copic-creator: the-unicorn-lord: faewithoutconsequence: theproblematicpetticoat: swedebeast: courfeyclause: tic-tac-yulegerac: isabeaubeau: #ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE #LOST #FOR #FUCKING #EVER DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF
azureverie:artbylexie:OMG, PLEASE TELL ME THAT THEY DIDN’T MAKE IT EASIER TO STEAL ARTWORK.They did. And on top of that they made it easier to delete the artist’s comment below their post. Just one click is all it takes. I’m not quite sure I understand
pragticaljoker:officialkirstenmcduffie:tbh I just fuckin love when people pull the “what are you, deaf?” crap on me because the horrified expression they make when I pull my hair back to reveal my hearing aids and quietly say “yes” as though my
eloquence-mc: REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done. I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him
greenekangaroo: “What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
New friendsSo last night I went to a play party that my roommate and his girlfriend talked me into. Definitely not what I expected. I somehow magically ended up teaching boys how to flog their girlfriends lol. Pretty fun. But did notice one woman who
daceymormonts: This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This is not me falling in my fathers footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world. This is me taking control from Sloane, from the fraternity, from Janice from billing reports, from ergonomic
Oh, it’s 38 degrees and there’s ice on your windshield? Better go inside to get a bucket of water to splash in your car but definitely not a jacket. Jackets are for losers.
So I’m having a pretty shitty day so far but I woke up with my follower count down lower than when I went to sleep and I remembered that yesterday this blog that is my ENTIRE writing inspiration followed me (literally the only reason I have the guts
sex-souls: blonde2brunette: alice215685: Why should there be anything wrong with that .. 😈💋😚 Definitely not! Me right there lol - Queen
intensional: they need to make jeans that u can adjust in skinnyness like who cares if the jeans are skinny around my thighs if they’re not skinny around my shins! no one! definitely not me!
barackfuckingobama: thursdays-soldier: #i loved how cas was like #pffft no now why would i do that no lucifer that was definitely not me that was anyone but me omg bobby that was so rude apologise
tu-sexologo:irmystripulation: dil-howlters-hotdog-suit: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT creí que me iba a asustar xDDDDD jajajaja igual xdddd siempre estoy alerta xd
When I move I’m not sure if I’m going to bring my flower canvases with me or not, cause it’s a lot of nails to worry about. I’ll definitely miss having them up if I don’t.
thingsthatgrowinthenight: ashandj: your-amateur: Amateur Videos Damn he’s got a huge cock- Ashley Oh wow… It’s you… And it’s definitely not me
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kinkybimbo: execbimbotrainer: Some woman would scoff at being told to kneel and suck a man’s dick in the men’s room – but not you. Definitely not me!
definitely-not-varna replied to your post “lol who got dat Patreon headache today?” Oh shit, it isn’t just me then? I was spooked when it declined my card. It has never done that before. Yeah there
I’m not asexuall. Definitely not. But telling myself that I am is a somewhat good coping mechanism. It still hurts me not being able to. But sometimes it’s all that matters to distract myself from the actual issues with what I am. And that
we’ll get back to your regular scheduled programming in a second, but i just wannahttps://drawbauchery.tumblr.com/post/188375294707/happy-amedot-day-i-just-really-need-them-toput that therebefore the “i’m definitely not jealous!!!” person
Wearing but definitely not feeling blue with @chien-espagnol
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