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firedrill:bitchpuddinq: why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
colorthemwonderfulxo: theclearlydope: His parents made him replace his “I’m dead inside” sign with engineering. [via] IM JUST SCREAMED AND WOKE UP MY MOM
i-have-an-army-of-poptarts: i-have-an-army-of-poptards otterparade: is it cause your parents are dead? HAHAHA NO YOU DIDN’T
fernacular: wittyandcharming: THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
theclearlydope: His parents made him replace his “I’m dead inside” sign with engineering. [via]
kingofthewilderwest: curly-mermaid-wannabe: tomhstories: parkery: Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD “My parents… are dead” OMG Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: (about a NPC) “His parents are dead!” Our Neutral Evil Cleric, with a secret passion for necromancy: “Not for long!“
ask-glittershell: Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! I present to you a Trans(parent) Glitter heart. I assure you I am not dead, I’ve just been hibernating. Winter tends to kick the shit out of me. Story updates and other art will resume this
eggscommunicate:if you’re trans, tell me how you picked your name dead name, but masc/fem (steven to stephanie, joanna to john, etc.)a name your parents chose if you were born the “opposite” genderfictional character, “normal” name (danny, natasha,
My Parents are Dead and My Sister is Disabled
bitchpuddinq: why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
kingsleyyy: attendance: best-of-tumbling: Parents Share The 20 MOST Ridiculous Reasons Their Kids Are Crying #19 has me dying i’m dead this is too good
captaincatwoman: jai-un-livre: marinks: abcdefghijordan: basedfiasco: dick-flips: is there anything that center button can’t do Save his Parents IM DEAD SO ARE THEY
linawoof: they tried to do a Sad with a dead baby and its parents right there but the baby has an adult size skull
yazomie-deactivated20201219: CIEL PHANTOMHIVE “I have never once thought to avenge my parents or anything of the sort. Were I to avenge them, the dead would still not come back to life, much less to enjoy the sweet taste of revenge. Calling it
castielcampbell: carry-on-my-otp: dudewheresmypie: dudewheresmypie: SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG *casually kicking a dead guy* I hadn’t even NOTICED THAT!
impregnate-him: I looked up at my parents who looked down at me in shock as my hole got ripped wide open by one of the natives of the island. When I tried to hide my face in shame, he pulled my head up by my hair and forced me to look them all dead in
kenzie-kush: oomshi: qweety: I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING the parent trap part 2 Dead
madam-reveuse:But can you just imagine the happiness Ahk’s parents must have felt when they awoke again after 50+ years of being dead? Them looking at each other like “Wait, what is this, does this mean the tablet is here? OH GODS DOES THIS MEAN OUR
deformutilation: When Anabelle Lotus was born on May 11, 2008, she quickly died. Her parents gave Anabelle Lotus an ICP funeral. This consisted of dressing the dead child up in “bling” and sunglasses, and then covering the coffin up in stickers.
bogleech: ceruleancynic: mmejack: wittyandcharming: THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD. These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of
Today, my coworker was like aw man I gotta take my parents to the airport… So, I asked where they were going.. This bitch dead ass said “Africa.” I was like OH THE WHOLE CONTINENT?!?! They’re going everywhere in Africa?
thetygre: Remember that moment in Totally Spies where Jerry though the spies were dead? And he kept trying to write letters to their parents to let them know that their teenage daughters had died? Except he couldn’t because he kept breaking down out
umbertheprussianblue: emoseal: junkandwhatnot: thegreendeceiver: tinyredbird: batversebandit: gothamcrazed: omgitsaraptor: dream-cock: stefanyd: thecapedraccoon: foreverstealingchocos: jesic: “My parents are dead.” “Batman doesn’t
#soft Batman #warm Batman #little ball of justice #happy Batman #sleepy Batman #your parents are dead
gayleaf: dampsandwich: dampsandwich: life would be so much easier if my parents were blind and deaf and dead [camera zooms in dramatically]
bearnedict: brolarus: brolarus: mom? dad? *lowers voice* i’m batman I WAS LAUGHING TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS POST UNTIL I REALISED IF YOU WERE BATMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU WERE BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD omfg
fleecefoxes: i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u
iamsupernaturalsbitch: “My family’s dead because of him. I watched a demon slaughter my parents and the whole time it talked about how it was celebrating some dumb kid let lucifer out of his cage.”
vibiasabina: i get so offended when i call my parents and they don’t answer like how dare u i am your child i could be dead
giggling-moriarty: the—fandom—has—claimed—me: vibiasabina: i get so offended when i call my parents and they don’t answer like how dare u i am your child i could be dead Either that or I get worried like why don’t you answer did someone
iguanamouth: remember to ask your parents permission before procuring dead bodies
correplatanito: His parents are dead (via Let’s Be Friends Again, bluedogeyes)
jai-un-livre: marinks: abcdefghijordan: basedfiasco: dick-flips: is there anything that center button can’t do Save his Parents IM DEAD SO ARE THEY
wittyandcharming: THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
rudegyalchina: bruh If black parents did this we would all be dead and gone
jai-un-livre: marinks: abcdefghijordan: basedfiasco: dick-flips: is there anything that center button can’t do Save his Parents I’M DEAD SO ARE THEY
koinukev: jai-un-livre: marinks: abcdefghijordan: basedfiasco: dick-flips: is there anything that center button can’t do Save his Parents IM DEAD SO ARE THEY #DYING OUT BEHIND THE THEATRE
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead
![colorthemwonderfulxo: theclearlydope: His parents made him replace his “I’m dead inside” sign with engineering. [via] IM JUST SCREAMED AND WOKE UP MY MOM](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e9ee5739bbe33d98bd6cae97f41b0afd/tumblr_nhphk168NO1qe0wclo1_250.jpg)
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