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morticiaandthediamonds: date someone who loves your belly
I would date someone who’s bi
ernsts-9th-blog: theconcealedweapon: 40-year-old man: “Why won’t you consider dating someone who’s 40 years old?” 20-year-old woman: “Why won’t you?” 40-year-old man: (head explodes) Middle aged man DESTROYED
sad-182: date someone who’s taste in music is your face
pancakereport:Date someone who will let you fall asleep in their car, drive the whole time, be okay with it, and avoid the holes so you sleep fine.
grapejellyking:dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lot
morticiaandthediamonds:date someone who loves your belly
cosbyykidd:grapejellyking:dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lotdont submerge yourself in water and inhale
lesbiari18: date someone who’s voice can make you feel calm
luhshawnay:imagine dating someone who understands you and your aesthetics and constantly took really attractive and aesthetically photos with and of you
galaxybrainthot: midnite-wet-dreamz: thepoetandthedreamer: n-yks: thenorwegianmonk: How dare?!?!? LMAOOOO ALL THE RACES GOT DRAGGED. HAHAHAHAHA gay culture is dating someone who could qualify as your clone aslfkgjdhshel there’s more
bostnmnr: date someone who makes you feel like concerts do
waitingfortheyellowbird: Date someone who literally begs to go down on you I might literally kill for this…
waitingfortheyellowbird: Date someone who literally begs to go down on you
Re-blog if you would date someone who identifies as bisexual
empresswuofthetangclan: Hi. These are some pictures of my butt that I’ve posted on my blog. I just wanted to clear some stuff up about them. I have stopped posting them in the past because I was dating someone who 1) didn’t want other people seeing
driftoffacliff: date someone who uses their turn signal
adrenaline: date someone who looks at you like a Minion looks at a banana
thegayteen:date someone who will…fuck I don’t know *spins wheel*…make you blueberry pancakes *spins wheel* on wednesday mornings *spins wheel* after you lose at mario kart
sierramazing:Date someone who after you have awesome sex you can sit on the edge of the bed naked and eat a bag of chips together.
sierramazing:Date someone who after you have awesome sex you can sit on the edge of the bed naked and eat a bag of chips together. Relationship goals
nosa-jj: Date someone who’s butt game is on your level
michele-hearts:waitingfortheyellowbird:Date someone who literally begs to go down on you ✌️ Pretty sure no such woman exists. Its a nice thought though.
cosbyykidd: grapejellyking: dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lot dont submerge yourself in water and inhale
datesomeonesuggestions: date someone who holds your hand when you’re anxious
ouc-h:date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you
2queerilikebeer: awolfnamedleo: morticiaandthediamonds: date someone who loves your belly say that again. This
brightindie: Date someone who you could have fun at the grocery store with
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
halcyonharlot: there;s no way i’ll ever be able to date someone who doesnt have some kind of fucked up fetish we need to be on even footing here
brattybrows: grapejellyking:dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lot this is like….duh..
ineedtothinkofatitle: thegayteen:date someone who will…fuck I don’t know *spins wheel*…make you blueberry pancakes *spins wheel* on wednesday mornings *spins wheel* after you lose at mario kart wait but that sounds perfect
giawiapia: date someone who wants you to be successful in life and would want nothing more than to be with you through the process.
