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gnarly: reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol
shakerground: otkfme: You’re late again so you better lower your pants and bend over the end of the couch so I can take care of this before we leave on our date. Sounds good to me Please may I pull my pants down and drape myself over your lap?
brahzilla: latenightstumbln: rockerfield: exiledking: drawing-bored: michael hamm hot, gay nerd is hot. I think I might have just died. Me too. Where are you in my life Can I date him please?
maddieformayor: *crosses fingers* Please let there be hot people who want to date me at school this year
phobias: someone please date me before i die thanks
babybrucelee: brahzilla: latenightstumbln: rockerfield: exiledking: drawing-bored: michael hamm hot, gay nerd is hot. I think I might have just died. Me too. Where are you in my life Can I date him please? I wish there were more of these…
lillunchbox13: I know the rules Daddy, trust me. Please let your kitten arrange us a play date …Okay kitten 😍😘
deebott: mitokhandria: this is one of my favorite vines ever holy shit PLEASE DATE ME
mcnuggyy:dogtheories:mcnuggyy:dogtheories:mcnuggyy:Help me finish this drawing from top to bottom piece by piece please <3Do you like them?
starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee: shell-tear-your-world-apart: endsofadream: SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY. Now that’s how you get laid boys. YYYOOOOOOOOOO
dothethunderthing: bandicutes: PLEASE WATCH THESE ALBATROSSES FLIRTING ITS VERY IMPORTANT Don’t even THINK about dating me unless you are willing to flirt like this.
monoscribbles: monoscribbles: monoscribbles: SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. (I can’t portray her beauty accurately, she was literally a goddess, I am sorry)
send me “if i were dating you” anons
oprahsmom: mistletoe? more like mistleNO ha ha someone please date me
niggermom: im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me
parkwaydriive: reasons to date me 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please
monoscribbles: SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. (I can’t portray her beauty accurately, she was literally a goddess, I am sorry)
17yr: i have a terrible personality and im scared of physical contact please date me
You’re a gorgeous, funny, respectable guy with a good job- please go on to tell me more about how wonderful your girlfriend is.
yolasexlife: Afterwork date in a Barcelona hotel (2008).#yolasexlife #feet #blowjob #dressed sex #heels #b&wpornThis is me. Please do not remove credits.
fuckyeahpearshapedgirls: ria-goes-fit: What do I wear to the date?!?!? Help me please All of these are good, carry on.
sherolcks: dating me would involve: bed all day netflix pizza coffee sexy time kissing tv shows and tea + anime please.
superhugebitch: I need a Fuck. Please Date me!
um-vampiro-romantico: Reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please
lillith-thesubmissive: tanyshark:if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4amsorry Not entirely unheard-of. Yes please and thank you
vlnci: emergencyscream:wakes up like this please date me
st0ner-b0ner: Please date me.
i’m a great girl please date me
I’m afraid of not having black children and in 100 years becoming that obscure great great great black grandma in a family full of white people But I keep dating white men Someone stop me please
johnniewaswolf: I’m afraid of not having black children and in 100 years becoming that obscure great great great black grandma in a family full of white people But I keep dating white men Someone stop me please @onefuckeduppervert the problem is
itdoesntgetbetter-giveup: nofluffystop: Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting
prettyboyprophet: date idea: take me to a cemetery so we can go row by row in the oldest sections and whisper kind words to the graves who haven’t gotten visitors for decades
