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So i won’t lie. I think dad jokes are the funniest fucking shit in the world, and someone drew a picture of my favorite joke.
popass18: I Know That Girl Model: Kimmy Granger Kimmy Granger acts like the good little daughter when her dad’s around, but as soon as he turns his back, this naughty fresh-faced cutie fucks her boyfriend in every position she can think of- even in
delearim: fine, maybe i made a comic based on a pun. fine, maybe i drew the first picture to justify said comic‘s existence. but i am weak for lesser dad stuff and i just imagined an au where lancer goes to kris and susie’s school for the first time
When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an order I used to believe he was saying “I’d like to play señora” instead of “I’d like to place an order”. So for years I used to believe that you had
My dad was gone for six months in Afghanistan and literally as soon as I stepped in the door, my cat jumped on top of his luggage and wouldn’t move haha.
Every time the doorbell rings on American Dad or Family Guy, my dog loses her shit and barks like mad and it’s so funny because she’s growling about a cartoon
dangitsvalerie: graffitifly: gorgeouswomendopeshit: pokingsmot: teenwalrus: thedailywhat: Troll Dad of the Day: So YouTuber vegasnutzz’s 3-year-old daughter asked him why some of her Barbies were white while others were black. “Jokingly,”
I went downstairs to get coffee and got roped into a convo with my dad and of course he had to hug me and kiss me and it made my skin crawl. He couldn’t talk to me without staring at my boobs so I ran back to my bedroom and he followed me and kept
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Family celebrating Happy birthday Nicolas! #26 #abuela #abuelo #dad #brother #uncles #perez 🎊🔥🎈❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CVPOBmtr5u0CegH0xfSn5NyVQV8W4kbyPJcKGs0/?utm_medium=tumblr
So my dad just introduced me to galivant, which is a musical show about a twelfth century adventurer. This is a fucking awesome show!
Just asked my dad about my family tree, which I realized I didn’t know much about/didn’t remember much about. Apparently his uncle was an Admiral in the navy, his cousin (which I forgot) played for the Braves for a bit, and his father (who
Hi, just made this gif with An old 3d dad’s program💀. Feel free to reblog.
IF I BECOME A SITHLORD CAN I USE FORCE LIGHTNING TO MAKE MY DAD GO TO BED SO I CAN SMOKE SOME WEED!!
swordswaltz:yeah im transsexual. transitioning from sex with your dad to sex with your mom. i also identify with a different gender than the one i was assigned at birth
When i was 7 i was heelying through the mall with my family & the mall cop told us to stop so my dad handed him chapstick & said “Don’t hurt your lips when you kiss my ass.” And we all heelied away.
hahaha my dad got his swagga going back then
meatbicyclevevo: honestly dad
saaav: yournewfriendshouse: katastrophic-kitten: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: So i’m moving out on my own soon and my dad wants to make sure i know
Trying to get my dad to watch venture bros…. i feel like it’d be right up his alley but I don’t want to sit through S1 brock sex scenes with him 😞
Brick Squad #ghetto #thug #dad (Taken with Instagram)
shout out to my dad for always burning cds for me off kazza
Yo I die every time I text my Dad
havin some late night wine with my dad :]
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
i’m at work with my dad and adele just came on. love this dude.
My dad and I were stuntin at my brothers graduation.
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pussylipgloss: courtroom-brown: weloveshortvideos: Cool dad Lmao obviouslychild this is me in the future like hell this is so corny I’m screaming
When your dad’s straight up about a problem.
dianaprincexo: sitlausdeo: southernsideofme: Good dads that will make you smile Goals This will happen with the man I have children with Awwww , my heart 😍❤️…. one day!
lightspeedsound: froida: This is so pure Awwww so cute 😍😍 I hope I’m this good of a dad
la-anarchy: shrky: God I can’t wait for this one day I really can’t Ugh I wanna be a dad so badly! One day hopefully
rapunzelie: My dad the sassmaster
Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
craterbutt: hexygen: which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt weed cousin
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture he wanted me to do for his friend and when I told him he shouldn’t promise people that I’d do them things without asking me about it first AND not telling me about it hours before he
let me share with you guys a small collection of emails my dad has sent me with his candid titles
my dad just told me a story of when he gave three hitchhiking drag queens a ride across the san fran bridge when he lived there
because i wake up late, my dad records new Pokemon episodes every saturday on the dvr for me :33
more rants im sorry so since i can’t eat a regular diet i bought the things i would be eating before i had the surgery like potatoes and yogurts and ramen and things like that, of course now after a week its almost out and my dad did groceries twice
one thing that sucks though since i’m not in the hospital for my Sickle Cell, which is something that I can’t help (like when I get pain), and it’s for something new my dad hasn’t been very kind or supportive of me, every time
anothermatthew replied to your post: my dad has an unexplained anger toward…I guess he feels ignored when people use them. *shrugs*no i mean with strangers, no one in the house has any but he was telling me about how he was at McDs and he saw all
our house is so void of food right now lmao i think dad is gonna get something out now tho…
my dad loves lions so i showed him that article about the lionesses with the gene mutations that made them grow manes and he called them freaksWELP :’)
tfw you learn you gave your dad 赨 so he could pay med bills and your med refills but he did not use it for that and asks for more money to do it
Mi papa y yo :D #me #dad #yo
De #caminada con #papá #dad #Armenia #Antioquia
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
archiemcphee: Today the Department of Awesome Parenting salutes a dad who helped his kids complete one of the most cutting-edge LEGO projects we’ve ever not seen. Yes, you read that correctly. John Wray and his two kids spent the weekend painstakingly
So marty sold the song and gave greg money.But why now after so many years? He could just said he made it.And why share with greg if hes such a jerk? Meh,im sure it all makes sense if you see drop beat dad. What i dont get is greg has no idea what to
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and
superlolian: Goat Dad like I promised. Wearing…nothing. Huh…
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googlebus: I am a bit worried my girlfriend is a dad
antropomorfisme: Why can’t dads sneeze normally
nyehrisol: tyflowsion: hey man is it cool if i go out with your dad
therekunoing: Went to work today dressed as Dad. To my surprise, I had a student actually recognize the cosplay.
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