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My parents they told me to send a new picture with me, because i was a long tiem gone from home. I take a selfie and then sent it, ohhhhh fuck i forgat that i dont have pants on me. What dad will belive now :((
Well Dad… idk what to say.
Even after telling my dad “no†many times, he will still find a way to get what he wants
“Dad? What are you doing? You can’t just come into my room like that. I was getting changed.”“I can see that honey, but I’m your father. I can do what I want. Come on, keep going. Take off your panties.”“Daddy…?”“It’s just you
“Dad, the view is amazing! The beach is right there! Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”“Yeah, that I should take you back inside and fuck you.”“Dad, what? I was think we should go for a swim. Daddy, what are you…?”“Come on, move!”“Daddy,
“Dad, what are you… oh my God, Daddy!”“Dad, you mustn’t do this! Dad you mwwwhwhwhw.”“Dad, this is so wrong… but… but… sit behind me Dad… oh yes… it feels nice when you touch my breasts…”“Touch
What a magnificent man!! He was a beauty!!
What a magnificent cock!
WHAT A COCK!!! Fat 7 inches!!
What an angel!!! Handsome, HANDSOME!!!
What a fantastic piece of meat!!! Delicious to suck!!
What a beautiful face!!
What a nice breakfast I had!!! Tasty cum too!!
What a handsome specimen.. MECHANICS ARE SEXY!!!
What a beautiful fat cock this married guy had!!
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“Dad, what do you mean no daughter of yours is going out dressed like this? I’m not going out tonight. I wore this for you. Do you like it Daddy? I can take it off or leave it on. Either way, Mom will be gone for hours and I want us to have some fun.”
What I wouldn’t give to rub my cum into that chest hair.
What a pretty face
shlart:DAD ASKED TO BE A PART OF THE BLACKOUT PLS MAKE HIM FAMOUS ILY AND ALL YOU HAVE DONE 4 ME
What did daddy tell you about being a moody little bitch?
what even is the joke here.
troyler-4-life: mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come
blackmodel: pkmnrivals: yen-sama: HIS DAD IS A DITTO I AM NOT OKAY*SOBS* My heart Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART
Another question.A) Am I specifically attracted to single dads?B) Are single dads attracted to me?C) Am I just at the age where everyone has just fucked enough people enough times with inadequate enough birth control?
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
spoopybarakarts: when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd,
What a good boy…
What… the fuck.
lopfax: my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
oh-libertine: My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked
finalfee: finalfee: GUYS I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE AS EXCITED AS I AM BUT MY DAD BOUGHT PURPLE POTATOES AND WE’RE MAKING MASH GUYS THIS IS SURREAL
Big Dad Energy
grogus-dad:WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS4.05 || 4.07
grogus-dad: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS4.07 • “Pine Barrens”
cornchipz: cornchipz: cornchipz: my dad just got me to put eyeliner on him and i don’t know what he’s up to HE JUST CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM IN A JACK SPARROW COSTUME WHERE DID HE GET THAT DAD DAD WHAT THE HELL
crazy-acting: cornchipz: cornchipz: cornchipz: my dad just got me to put eyeliner on him and i don’t know what he’s up to HE JUST CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM IN A JACK SPARROW COSTUME WHERE DID HE GET THAT DAD DAD WHAT THE HELL CAN I HAVE YOUR DAD
harububa: “Because I’m nothing like my dad!” (17-year-old Boruto with his Master Sasuke) โบรุโตะกับซาสึเกะ
swearwordsayer: frisbeesuperbowl: I AIN’T HAPPy I’m feelin glad IM GONNA WHIP AND NAE NAE and kill my dad
jefflaclede: what the fuck
When i was 7 i was heelying through the mall with my family & the mall cop told us to stop so my dad handed him chapstick & said “Don’t hurt your lips when you kiss my ass.” And we all heelied away.
dekinaichild: imagine saying “i’m dad” to a dad. he responds with “hi dad, i’m—” but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU’re dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake
What do yall moms say when all these Amazon packages keep comin to her house
What my dad does so I don’t come home from work and eat his food #lol #food #dad #foodporn #funny #haha #nigga
i’m waiting for my dad to pick me up so i’m currently sitting outside alone and this guy just came up to me really silently and waved and lefT
dad-vibes: Dream boy
1of2dads: Going to work for my dad seemed like a great thing to do when I dropped out of college. Finally after about three weeks I ask dad what I had to do to get a paycheck. Wow I had no clue what it’s was like to have a dad for a boss. Not sure
tescotommo: Harry Styles: Dad Aesthetic
assbutt-in-the-garrison: cornchipz: cornchipz: cornchipz: my dad just got me to put eyeliner on him and i don’t know what he’s up to HE JUST CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM IN A JACK SPARROW COSTUME WHERE DID HE GET THAT DAD DAD WHAT THE HELL DUDE
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
visenyatargaryyen: laughtercues: kingjohnkat: redphonebox: just so we’re clear, i use dude bro man gurl babe bby loser as gender-neutral and affectionate names don’t forget son What am I forgetting dad You have forgotten who you are, and
So marty sold the song and gave greg money.But why now after so many years? He could just said he made it.And why share with greg if hes such a jerk? Meh,im sure it all makes sense if you see drop beat dad. What i dont get is greg has no idea what to
Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
runetangclan: womaninterrupted: continuants: byebabysayonara: death-limes: “What color is your eyeshadow?” “HURRGGH” Tag yourself I’m RESEARCH CHEMICALS tool album bc i’m pretty sure that is actually my #1 favorite urban decay color
amazingcacti:the top selling game on steam right now is a gay dad dating simulator made by game grumps
justeraaron: Being a dad the right way
