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Every man should do this when he is taking her in this position. My wife comes so I think she’s going to cut my dick in half
See, no smegma. You don’t believe me? Taste for yerself. Get ur tounge in there, yeah, right in that cleft where the glans splits in half. Tastes clean-CUT to me!
Lets pretend there was a magical potion that could stop the wasting effects of Aids. It could heal burn victims in half the time. It could cut surgical recovery time in half. A magical elixer so safe on the liver it is used to TREAT liver problems.
When i get married i hope my husband cuts the crust off my sandwiches and cuts them in half
Cutting a worm in half will NOT make two worms
catboypower: Cw animal deathI had a dream about biological robots and they made this awful huge meat dog to chase us and when it couldnt find us they recalled it and cut it in half to fix it/improve it and had to keep each half in seperate metal trays
I dunno man cutting a bullet in half with your sword always seemed like a bad idea to me because if your reflexes are that sharp why not just block it with the flat or dodge it altogether? If you cut that shit now you have two projectiles flying at lethal
black-star2119: Okay so mom just got Kingsmen on DVD and invited me over to watch. Some key comments: ‘This Lancelot guy’s bad ass- OHMIGOD she just cut him in half! In half! She’s got knife legs!’ ‘He’s gotta lisp. Is he gay?’ 'His
foodchewer: cutting my pizza into 4 slices cause i’m not hungry enough to eat 8 More like cutting a pizza in half and folding the slices because I’m too lazy to cut it into 4
did-you-kno: There’s a reason Pop-Tarts come in pairs. Before the tarts were a household name, Kellogg’s cut their machinery budget in half by doubling the amount in each package. By the time they became a popular food, people were used to
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almavio: Zoltán Glass (1903 – 1982) • Nude study, Woman cut in half | c.1965
two-hours-project: Two hours with A. and M. cut in half by the rope players. Here is the first part. Next step the Lady Vengeance.
kirgiakos: Zoltán Glass - Nude study, Woman cut in half, 1960s via
thats-slightly-raven: fieldof-farts: thats-slightly-raven: its not winter until my tits are so cold my nipples can cut a baby in half what did i just read. ITS NOT WINTER UNTIL MY TITS ARE SO COLD MY NIPPLES CAN CUT A BABY IN HALF
Today’s Recipe for bliss, new and improved version. Thanks to Popperstroker at Bateworld for the original recipe. Now, try the extra crispy version: POPPER HAZE Cotton swabs—cut in half Small squares of bathroom tissue Your favorite brand of poppers
17yr: 17yr: how was the roman empire cut in half with a pair of ceasars
mutedtempest: A human hand, cut in half.
plantvibes: this is me I am a ripe mango cut in half
schrodingers-cat-paradox: #omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’ #i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that
sarahsissygirl: New Pic for 450 followers, cut in half by mirrored doors lol See My Pics Reblogs • Likes • Comments • Follows • All Appreciated Sarah x x x
My mom sent us a giant ass Snicker’s candy bar. It’s seriously a solid snickers, not like the “King size” that are actually cut in half. I don’t know if I’m going to get any of that Snickers lol
kvlt-as-fvck: A human hand, cut in half.
trendingly: 13 Amazing Photos Of Things Cut In Half Click Here To See More Like This
workit-gal: beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood: Roasted Yam and Chipotle Black Bean- Collard Green Wrap, cut in half and served with a little Chipotle-Lime Vinaigrette, for an extra burst of flavor…RECIPE Mmmmmmmm
dstod: STRIKING PHOTOGRAPHS OF AMMUNITION CUT IN HALF BY SABINE PEARLMAN
bi-trans-alliance: outforhealth: ironlion919: ppaction: Here’s what Donald Trump doesn’t want you to know: ACA open enrollment begins TODAY! Spread the word and #GetCovered. Also, the time to enroll has been CUT IN HALF. They tried to kill off
We can bring fucking Darth Maul back to life after he was cut in half ten years earlier and give him fucking droid legs, like it’s no big deal. But Padmé, no Padmé, lost the will to live.
earthstory: This photographer gives some highlights of his recent trip to Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument, on the verge of being cut in half.
small-cut-cock: mywifecontrolsmyorgasms said: Hi of you’ve done the toilet roll test and failed like me then I’ve started a new toilet roll test for us small penis types. I’ve cut a toilet roll in half so now we can play! If you reblog my
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ms-demeanor: ironlion919: ppaction: Here’s what Donald Trump doesn’t want you to know: ACA open enrollment begins TODAY! Spread the word and #GetCovered. Also, the time to enroll has been CUT IN HALF. They tried to
heichou-das-gay: ilse—langner: impalas-companion: a photoset of things cut in half
bondageisnotacrimeparis: two-hours-project: Two hours with A. and M. cut in half by the rope players. Here is the first part. Next step the Lady Vengeance. a great photographic shibari moment with Misungui and Jessica Rispal shibari and model : Amaury
itslevilosa: schrodingers-cat-paradox: #omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’ #i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta
my club has been cut in half.
bi-trans-alliance: outforhealth: ironlion919: ppaction: Here’s what Donald Trump doesn’t want you to know: ACA open enrollment begins TODAY! Spread the word and #GetCovered. Also, the time to enroll has been CUT IN HALF. They tried to kill
who tf on tumblr staff thought it was a good idea to cut the page in half and upload something you clicked on the page you’re currently on? like I clicked that person’s blog or whatever because I wanted to look at it in its entirety not half
did-you-kno: You can upcycle 2-liter bottles by cutting them in half and using the top as a funnel, or inverting the top piece into the bottom half to make an instant wasp or bee catcher. Source
dailyjunkie: Cut in half via /r/funny http://ift.tt/10E0NM0
beautygeek123: Her new outfit design – take a tanktop and cut it in half and then slide the bottom half down to make a skirt. Pretty clever. Still modest enough to go out in public, don’t you think?
did they really take so long to plan out and take this picture that the banana started to brown already where it was cut in half seriously just eat your fucking breakfast
martinekenblog: Awesome Spray Painted Illusion of a Hovering Tree Cut in Half
So I was driving down the strip and it was too dark to shoot anything. Then all of a sudden two bikes cut in front of me and holly shit there is a half naked chick on the back of one, in see through panties. Bike week in Vegas baby.
kataanq: 104th Trainees Squad saluting (`･ω･´)ゞ MARCO IS LIteraALLY CUT IN HALF OMFG
(the real question is do you want also the pics of Equius making the weird dead face and Eridan cut in half? lmao)
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Sexxubus makes a surprise appearance in a half-cut T-shirt
