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xuisse: The pain is unbearable, I can hear the girl behind me scream as the buzzsaw starts cutting her in half. I hear the wet splash of blood and she’s silenced. A horrible death, I quiver on the roasting spit, and I desperately wish I was her as he
kdentxx16: Some days my son and I don’t have much time for our usual fuck. To speed things up I will talk dirty to him which cuts our fuck time in half.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: blackcomicbookguy: If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra #wel shit i dont want to be a member of hydra
“Had to bring the big rocket didn’t you?” “What? i gotta big rocket what am i supposed to do cut it in half?” LMAO!!!! =D
Webcam Requests ~ Bondage and Feetsies (pt. 1)Heeee, I loved making these. I had to crop them though, sadly…Turns out half of the webcam was cut off by a thing I didn’t see before starting. Oh well!
inherplace: Hey, she still managed to spell “you’re” right. I’m impressed. Better put a stop to that. Time to cut her rations in half again.
Measure twice… suck once. You can cut me in half with your wood any day. Make my dreams come true… show me your wood.
Double whopper…I had to cut it in half. Had my tummy pregnant as shyt!
sass-queen-neo replied to your post: shslexperimentalist replied to your photoset … I think it’s the fact that her sword creates a bit of an illusion because it kinda cuts her face in half, but she’s
That’s not even a half of my gem OCs ;w;The first three are polyamorous lil’ lesbians that fuse into Charoite [the purple one], during Rose’s rebellion they’ve fought on different sides [Pad on Rose’s side, Kat under Yellow Diamond and Blu under
kajinman: Urbosa Waifu Urbosa is The Ultimate Waifu.I’m pretty sure Urbosa is capable of cutting someone in half with a single kick.
shmeards: took me ten years to cut it in half with this piece of shit sword
I wanted to take a second and brag on this human for a second, because she’s done something pretty damn incredible. Kaleigh in the past two years has literally cut her weight in half. Through strength, determination, and holding herself accountable,
houseofhaleth: joyful-serenity: afro-politan: the president of nigeria is about to fuck boko haram up and cut his own salary in half and criminalized female genital mutilation the president of guinea built/is building infrastructure and school and
thepaladog: Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives
weebieeneko: windlessleaf: cherryviolets: manzinat0r: anneriawings: FUCK EVERYTHING Fuck fuck fffuck wHATE THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING TO ME??? YOU SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE DISNEY I’LL CUT YOU IN HALF THIS IS BULLSHITFUCK YOU ALL
Imagine my disappointment when I cut this watermelon in half
multitrackdrifting: vic-vipers: spookyprincestrider: stunningpicture: My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF RULES OF NATURE AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
13faeinapenguinsuit:cipheramnesia:deliriumcrow:beardedmrbean:That is a weird and unsettling metric, there are probably hundreds of less unsettling things it could have been compared to, regardless of how you cut the giraffe in half. Less upsetting than
grophland: i accidentally cut my hand on a piece of bone yesterday while i was breaking it in half so i could fit the halves in my mouth better. that’s a prime denzelle fact for ya I guess you were “boned” AHAHHAHhahhHAHAHhhah
naughtyjester: Nessa commands a legion of mutant soldiers.Her command ship, The Violator, has enough fire power to cut a small moon in half.Even before she was mutated, she had a personal body count in the triple digits.There are rumors that she once
sokinky-sowet:The seatbelt was next level bladder torture 😅 I was so swollen and hard and it was cutting my bulging bladder in half, literally forcing it so stretch so bad because I really really overfilled it :( I was too excited and drank too much
lavender-omo: sokinky-sowet: The seatbelt was next level bladder torture 😅 I was so swollen and hard and it was cutting my bulging bladder in half, literally forcing it so stretch so bad because I really really overfilled it :( I was too excited
houseofhaleth: joyful-serenity: afro-politan: the president of nigeria is about to fuck boko haram up and cut his own salary in half and criminalized female genital mutilation the president of guinea built/is building infrastructure and school and wells
tuhipster4u: gungnir-san: If you flip the sony logo and cut it in half you get who discovered this
yourownpetard: princewonderland: ace-pervert: proudblackconservative: No. yes YES This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half. Hell YES
gloomy-sheep: Part 2 of 2!Part 2 of 3!(??)I have to cut the video in half cause its too big >.< This goes out to all my adoring fans! I had to do this one as a link cause it was too big for tumblr! Like said before, if the quality is not too good
danielthecoward: supernatural-who-lock: water jet cutting an apple in half fUCK
yourownpetard: princewonderland: ace-pervert: proudblackconservative: No. yes YES This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.
get-the-gringo: multitrackdrifting: vic-vipers: spookyprincestrider: stunningpicture: My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF RULES OF NATURE AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES
suminerdko: get-the-gringo: multitrackdrifting: vic-vipers: spookyprincestrider: stunningpicture: My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF RULES OF NATURE AND THEY RUN WHEN
theycallhimcake: “Loud as thunder, and with the ability to cut a man clean in half, it was not friendship or love that the Negaforce feared… it was Usagi’s iconic, mean-ass shotgun.”
intensional: i cut the poor skeleton in half but he’s still busting those moves
supernatural-who-lock: water jet cutting an apple in half
kajinman: Urbosa Waifu Urbosa is The Ultimate Waifu.I’m pretty sure Urbosa is capable of cutting someone in half with a single kick. <3 /////<3
Ohhh I have some friends who can cut that time in half. ;)
Hmmm. Im tired of my life being boring. New plan. Save money. Make my own morning coffee and breakfast. Cut my smoking in half. Start writing and taking pictures again. Lets see if I can do this for a month or if I can’t because I’ve
ghoulbling:1234654435465767986543464756:um. cut him in half hot dog or hamburger style, boss
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whydowelovegayporn: sandboytx: THE FORCE IS WITH YOU. cut me in half with that light saber
ask-trixie-from-trixie-vs: And here it is, the final part of this year’s ‘Trixie Vs.’ Christmas special. It would have been longer, but I had to cut out half of my script to get it out in time for Christmas. But I’m hoping to make a quick mock
beyvenchy: LEMONADE (2016) So we’re gonna heal. We’re gonna start again. You’ve brought the orchestra, synchronized swimmers; you are a magician. Pull me back together again the way you cut me in half. Make the woman in doubt disappear. Pull the
thebigbearcave: comicbookartwork:Cyclops Why was Cyclops such a little bitch in the films? Dude has the most awesome powerful lasers can cut buildings in half. Yeah sure, but Wolverine is just so much cooler with claws and metal skeleton. I am
sterekiseverything: forevercryingbecausemerlin: today in chemistry I learned that if you cut a person in half just above their diaphram you won’t even get that much blood and shit everywhere the more you know
collarpoints: So did anyone else find Klavier’s English voice in the anime clip to be so terrible that it easily cut his attractiveness in half? Or was that just me and Mintyburps
tennants-hair: somewhatdorky: forevercryingbecausemerlin: metaphoricalrhetorical: ramblingsofawanderingmind: If Jack Harkness cut himself exactly in half would both halves re-grow (already been proven he can re grow in Children of Earth) and then
is-the-bug-video-cute:rhino-chan:kedreeva:I noticed this little dark paper wasp had a deformed wing and was trying to figure out how to get down to the gross water in this cup, so I went inside and cut a grape in half and took it outside for it. It was
healthfitnesshumour: My current fave snack to take to work with me is hard bolied eggs with a dash of hot chilli sauce. In the morning, I will boil the eggs and leave to cool down whilst I get ready. I then cut then in half and add a dash of the chillie
escapismofharshreality-deactiva: The room in a box: A crate idea that cuts moving time and storage in half