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alphajade:“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
oomshi: when i die bury me in a ball pit at chuck e cheese
litterbot: rainbowbarnacle: stunt-muppet: he hide in own tentacles :w [x] *SCREECHING* Me when getting compliments
moloweez: micdotcom: WhiteHouse.gov scrubs climate change, LGBTQ, more issues from official site after Trump takes office It’s official. Donald Trump is the president of the United States. In with the new and out with the… civil rights, climate change
mechagodzilla: mechagodzilla: metroidtwo: We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible. what button what fucking button
oathkeeper-of-tarth: I noticed Garnet actually starts crying when Steven refuses to listen to her warnings about going to the palanquin in Steven’s Dream and now I am upset.
mothurs:tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
beesbeesfearfear: Me, playing Stardew Valley: Okay after this day I’ll close the game Me, the next day, already watered the crops and in town shopping: Unfortunate,
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: I will never forget when i was in art school in a character design class, and my teacher peered over my shoulder while i was drawing a space hero dude and literally hollered “where is his dick????” and he grabbed my pencil
alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot
i pray to never rest in peace
mughler: like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions and three houses in three different countries and a private plane thats just egocentrical i just want to eat good fresh food, have a small apartment in a lovely city and the stability
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
chronicintrovert:self-care is spending 90% of your day absorbed in fictional worlds/characters to avoid thinking about or engaging with your very real problems
autieblesam: lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot* me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
notmusa: i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*
humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction)
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
mmishaya: Me and my mutuals logging tf in
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
inkskinned: i want to be so kind it echoes backwards in time and undoes the things that hurt you. i want to be so kind it radiates from me. i want to be so kind that i make someone else find faith in humanity again. there’s not much i can do, i’m
raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?” Because being mean makes me feel bad.
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
Every day I go to work at a job I hate so I can make money to spend on living accommodations that I don’t have yet because I can’t escape this anyway so that when I finally die I can at least do it in my own space #goals
twenyonepilots: *listens to Stressed Out in a desperate attempt to be less stressed out*
bywandandsword:I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods
mojav: chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess
flowerbpd: someone: says something to me in a slightly stern/serious tone me: i am so sorry i know im a horrible person undeserving of love
mercedesbenzodiazepine:I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
spooky-gloria-mott: me in a horror movie
a-daks:“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and
darkremark: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet ME
sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing] stop teasing
misskrisseh: SpongeBob memes are my life in a nutshell
cutecajunlizard: phruxx: phruxx: dwps: phruxx: phruxx: what if there was a superhero who gained their power from buttplugs like they put in one of those cat tail buttplugs and gained cat powers and stuff a plain stainless steel buttplug gives super
sodomymcscurvylegs: inkskinned: As an educator, I hate the bell curve system, but I really hate teachers who say, “You won’t get an A in my class.” It’s not just because it causes students to begin the semester with a feeling that they will
abare-apple: book-nerd1127: abare-apple: transforms into a magical girl but then i just stay inside and play video games but i look really great in the outfit Wait but don’t you die if you don’t kill witches please watch other magical girl shows
ernesthemingwayerotica: crimson-uncovered: I’m totally against gender roles in general, but they’re so sexy to me in a D/s context. Yes, make me cook you stuff in nothing but a frilly apron. Make me do your laundry. Make me do my hair and makeup
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
nonirikku: fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction) Me tbh
nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children. Any fictional setting: Features a cast of impertinent misfit child characters that partake in misadventures and don’t trust authority Me:
pliantlouis: me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am
sickbraat: forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible
thecringeandwincefactory: nentuaby: original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761 My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.
fukkafyla: its TMI tuesday (tuck me in tuesday)
hustlerose: implied: whole pussy out dirt in my mouth sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south bone removal without approval i found your name and address on the google
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
scarletswalking: refinery29: This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her
lord-kitschener: swyrs: yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner
girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
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