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So no one told you life was going to be this way. Your owl’s a joke, you’re cursed, you’re love life’s DADA. It’s like you’re always stuck in Slughorn’s class, Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
I’m like, 80% torso and 19% shoulders, curse you masculinity, curse you!
A Pin-up of Ciara, a priestess of Hoten who appears in my story ‘the 18-inch Curse’ I hope you enjoy it! Art by ContingencyOriginally posted here
by darttheold Kess versus the Tentacle Beast from chapter 5 of the 18 inch Curse. If you want to read how the fight ends, or how it began, then give it a read.
slashdrarry: So no one told you life was going to be this way. Your owl’s a joke, you’re cursed, you’re love life’s DADA. It’s like you’re always stuck in Slughorn’s class, Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or
It’s hard to guess, sometimes, the things a fellow will do when he’s under a curse. I mean, there are the obvious kinds of curse—you turn green, you turn into a chicken, you start thinking it’s a good idea to get your lunch from the midden—but
kavos-plz: So aiffe introduced me to the cursed cold ones such poor poor creatures i’m in love. Also canon wasn’t specific bout their design so I’m making my own shit up u___u “Warped by ancient magic, the cursed cold ones - or geluns, as they
fwoosh-finnick-the-fan:butterflyinthewell:codyslipring:spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:westbor0baptistchurch:“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”not even risking that shit scrolled
the-mad-prince-of-denmark: thestereotypebuster: When I was little, I didn’t know that ‘cursing’ and ‘cussing’ we’re the same thing, so whenever a book said someone was cursing, I just thought they were yelling “curse you!” at everyone
animatorzee: nowtrytherest: Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters. #curse you waist high
project-beast: new gender classification are you a Chosen Undead, Bearer of the Curse, Ashen One, Slayer of Demons, or Good Hunter?
zulidoodles: “Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you! Everyone of them’s bad! Except you ♪”
a-kind-of-merry-war:I think the best part about having internet friends is when the person you’re talking to goes suddenly quiet then reappears in the chat with either the single greatest or single most cursed image youve ever seen that they made
unholyguacamoly: cursedcatimages: Won’t you take me to FUNKY TOWN
mainlyusedforwalking: I’m like, 80% torso and 19% shoulders, curse you masculinity, curse you! Fabulous
trackerjabbers-deactivated20150: Reindeers are better than people, Sven, don’t you think that’s true? Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you, everyone of them’s bad except you!
keybladesoras: Yeah people will curse you and beat you and cheat you. Everyone of them’s bad except you.
cirifiona: - What did my husband say?- Beats me. The dead don’t talk.- You’re just asking for it. Don’t blame me if you get cursed.- The dead don’t talk and they don’t eat dango. So I made a one-sided promise. I won’t forget this debt. Your
hemicoupe: trimaster1: iseebigbooty: Thanks for the submission. Photoshop: blessing or curse? You make the call… Curse Shawty don’t need that photoshop
faetouchedinthehead: elentori-art: Streams permanently cancelled until further notice. You can thank people stealing my art from streams as the reason. I’m done dealing with it. I’ll post art when it’s finished and that’s that. Oh and let
:>call boss>tell boss i had a little accident with the dick wraith that cursed my penis>hang up without elaborating
wordfather:ghast-queen:wordfather:*takes away the letter r from you* good luck writing now idiotNowyou think yourself clever? you think yourself bold? you think you can escape the curse? you can’t. the curse always takes a victim. i will stwangle
oneballharry: And so the thievery begins… Curse you person who right clicked to save my content and use it as his (or her) own… CURSE YOOOOUUUUU!!!
p-taters: ronslaterr: myulteriormotive: myulteriormotive: The Curse of Aaron Ramsey: Every time Aaron Ramsey has scored a goal, someone famous has died shortly after. THE CURSE IS REAL i cannot believe this SOMEBODY STOP HIM
mechagodzilla: mechagodzilla: metroidtwo: We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible. what button what fucking button
steveholtvstheuniverse: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SNOWMAN YOU ARE GOING TO PULL THE LOLSORANDOM STUNT THAT EVERY FUCKING ANIMATED FEATURE HAS HAD FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT UP BECAUSE PEOPLE
helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife
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mackenzie-bree:Do you ever notice yourself getting bad again…like, you know you’re not doing work that needs to be done, you know you’re not cleaning, you know you’re not taking care of yourself…you know all the things you need to do to start
etude-bolide: Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
cruelbby: why dont you guys ever ask me questions. I am inappropriately open and desperate for attention
ultrascreaming: person: hey you ok? me, dissociating:
everybodyilovedies: raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?” Because being mean makes me feel bad. 23 fucking hundred years of philosophy and this mother fucker on
zoiinkers: fuck-off-becky: When all your friends are really talented artists except you @vastrooms-tinywindows @kyller-biis @sweetiipea
turing-tested: turing-tested: I made an eye patch and I feel EXACTLY like an anime character and like I get why they’re so dramatic I get it now having no depth perception makes you wanna start shit
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
inactiveblogger: me: i’m gonna ask for help me to me: don’t do that you don’t want to be a burden
kirbyshay11: I’m just a clingy loser who needs constant attention and reassurance that you love me
elfiot: elfiot: times when it’s ok to misgender a trans person when they ask u to because you are going to be around ppl they aren’t out totimes when it’s not ok to misgender a trans person literally any other time @ all the cis ppl adding their
lord-kitschener: swyrs: yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner
you know what would be great? not lamenting over my shitty family while so goddamn high
dodging-love: “What are you into?” Is such a broad question, Like do I reply with a tv series or choking….
90000000bc: oneman-wolfpackk: I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going
sissymissytv: mainlyusedforwalking: I’m like, 80% torso and 19% shoulders, curse you masculinity, curse you! Fabulous
animalcrackersinmyblog: oreoofficial: ilikcheez: xaldien: chubbymon: madmaxinabox: The Wrath of Molly Weasley Anyone notice the colour of the first spell? Molly aimed for the Killing Curse. um she didnt aim for the killing curse you cant
erwonmyheart:If you touch me, you’ll get cursed. If you are even slightly cursed, you become ugly. It doesn’t get better. It just stays the same.
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Guess who’s drawing fshep/Miri ME but I’m not sure if ill be able to post it anytime soon sob
fantasies-of-a-dominant:“You understand, baby”“You are going to do exactly as I instruct”“It’s okay if you cry”“It’s okay if you curse”“You just relax now, little one”“Daddy’s here”“I’m going to take good care of you”“Your
just-shower-thoughts: PTSD is a cursed version of nostalgia
