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venusaurphobia: my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

Me and Wiki at Nameless last night. He tried to talk me into killing Hibram, because apparently “he looked so weak cause he’s holding his head” or something along those lines. XD Needless to say, I said no. XD It was just the two of

shantpat: meatyogre: homophobic: arvoze: i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk? cursed image

curse of the green hell

thoodleoo:whatever *curses your penis*

officialuscongress:Me @ graduation

ruinedchildhood:Me as a parent

alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot

me watching disney princess movies

asculan: me: *makes a small, completely harmless mistake that has literally 0 consequences* me @ me:

coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

me as a superhero

naturalcomedian: When people who thought I was intimidating actually get to know me

cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

foxmulders: i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds

shellycrossing: doenymphette: *plays animal crossing every day nonstop for 9 months* *forgets to play for 1 day* *doesn’t play for 2 years* literally me

sheholdsyoucaptivated: Me

fickle-bpd:💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐ucking kick me down a flight of stairs

rondanchan: Me: I don’t understand sports fans. They put logos on everything!! Me also:

is-that-what-i-think-it-is: me, making my ocs suffer: me when my friend lays a finger on their beautiful angel ocs:

waitingtoseethelight: this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews.

xekstrin: ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess: that tree isn’t high enough stupid! He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3 me as a bat I’m in love with this bat “fuck it, good enough.”

sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing] stop teasing

priestmahad: *sees a rabbit run away from me* ….i’m on your side…..

asom-broso: writing-prompt-s: Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help. “i need your help” “bitch me too the fuck” then hang up

cyberpetty: me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts

kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah

mgs3: me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college college: words me:

unclefather: my friend: hey want to do something today? me: *taking a depression power nap* my ultimate is charging

c-bassmeow: sodomymcscurvylegs: orkeith: effington: doujinshi: i love cats I’m crying laughing @eyesayuhh and me when I’m having a bad day Iggy Azalea is so mean to her cat. “First things first I’m allergic”

cruelbby: why dont you guys ever ask me questions. I am inappropriately open and desperate for attention

urbancatfitters: me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

nonirikku: fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction) Me tbh

ultrascreaming: person: hey you ok? me, dissociating:

nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children. Any fictional setting: Features a cast of impertinent misfit child characters that partake in misadventures and don’t trust authority Me:

tnytrtls:Me ✨

funnyposts: me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that bitch up

starsinursa: me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

katyograd: me walking into my kitchen at 3 am to eat a whole pizza and have a breakdown

lipglosse:If someone like.. gave me flowers.. I’d cry

sickbraat: forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

they found me again

fukkafyla: its TMI tuesday (tuck me in tuesday)

coffeeandcastiel: coffeeandcastiel: my story: hey please write me i want to exist me: write your own goddamn self you son of a FUCK NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, BITCH

inactiveblogger: me: i’m gonna ask for help me to me: don’t do that you don’t want to be a burden

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

hownottobeajerk: Me at work

kirbyshay11: I’m just a clingy loser who needs constant attention and reassurance that you love me

meirl-bot: me irl

adumuntote: sen7ry: Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your eyes are pretty wtf Me: *with your dick in my mouth* Dang you’re a handsome boy like woah

girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other

WINDO WS UPDATE MADE ME LOSE HALF MY PROGRESS FRIICK

evesday: Hey Sunny, I made this with you in mind since you’re the one who cursed me with su-stuck. I hear Roxy signing instead of Pearl now. ahh oh my gosh that looks nicee!! c:

Curse you coffee for making my teeth look like I’m a cigarette smoker

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