culverton smith
NSFW Tumblr
find culverton smith on porn pin board
culverton smith clips
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human beings does.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s totally self-indulgent and I apologize. I just finished watching Phineas and Ferb in its entirety not long ago and I have a lot of Doofenshmirtz feels. I swear the self-insert wasn’t
