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babycakesforboobear: leedstentlovers: unconventionalkitchenslave: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? where you put the cucumber
podridito: Cucumber???
nemfrog: nemfrog:Yama no sachi. A book consisting mainly, but not entirely, of plant and insect illustrations. Japan. 1765. This day in Nemfrog history. June 3, 2014. A bat and a cucumber walk into a bar…Internet Archive
keytario: Fan work for my bud caviteesShe is COOL as a CUCUMBER
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montereybayaquarium:With Facebook and Instagram down, at least we still have the fact that a sea cucumber has a mouth and it has a butt, and it doesn’t breathe through its mouth
amygdalae:Never seen Hannibal but I bet if he had a spa day he would put penis slices over his eyelids (instead of cucumbers). Sorry
bedupolker: Pearlfish live in the anuses of sea cucumbers
theillill: cucumber-chris: This is so hot to me #bbw #ride #fatass #damn Wow
californiadreamboy: babycakesforboobear: leedstentlovers: unconventionalkitchenslave: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? where you put the cucumber Y'all need help
cobwebsandrainbows: oni-queen: jacksonspace: thesecretkeith: I was about to reblog this, when I looked up and noticed my cat was just staring at this cucumber on my kitchen table Interesting. Scientist cats.
stickyknickers: Creamy cucumber Yum
hypnoplasmids: pirate-cashoo: cucumber-earth-water: milesian: Bridal Veil Mushroom gnarley! WHOAH I can’t help but imagine that coming out of a person, and then I scream and cry and never sleep again.
mpreg-isnt-an-emotion-manichu: jareklloyd: ctsexual: benedict-cucumber: theherooflegend: fauxpoesfoes: officially-cumberbatched: rememberfr0mdecember: computersaysnooo: literally reblogging for that^ Hitler has feelings, too. omfg Reblogging
secretly-a-mad-scientist: begikodienorastis: What is your acne telling you? 1 & 2: Digestive System — Eat less processed or junk food, reduce the amount of fat in your diet, step up water intake and opt for cooling things like cucumbers.
focusingondreams: squid-in-a-party-hat: wallylock: luciawestwick: The making of Smaug. (x) he gets paid to do that are you telling me cucumber man humped the ground and screamed for 2 minutes and gets a lot of money and tons of fan girls, but when
juilanne: browngirl-interrupted:chieflifechangers: Flavored Lemonades I absolutely LOVE lemonades and fresh fruit. I went to this wonderful cafe, Ms. Dahlia’s Cafe, with one of my best friends in Brooklyn. I had the best cucumber lemonade in life!
unfauxgettable: tragichues: unfauxgettable: what is the name of those egg shaped things that are on trees. with all those tab things. the only word my brain is supplying is “cucumber”. are you talking about pinecones? PINECONES
iraffiruse:This cat doesn’t like cucumbers
cumbersome-cucumber: baefiveoneoh: thingstolovefor: Irving Police Chief Larry Boyd admitted that when the arrest was made, his officers knew that Ahmed had neither made a bomb, nor presented his clock to people as a fake bomb. In spite of the fact
miraculousturtle: soundofez: lunar-resonance: 100kplusnotez: TINIEST CRUNCH NOISES @guessesmachina @miraculousturtle I suspect you’ve already seen this bUT YOU CAN SEE IT AGAIN I LOVE CUCUMBERS TOO
leedstentlovers: unconventionalkitchenslave: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? where you put the cucumber
killingmeisso2yearsago: yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: avengewhomerlock: heroes-do-exist: fyoras-holy-butthole: krabwatch: what would blended cucumber taste like isn’t that an actor we are now the supernatural fandom You’ll need a few more
ill-be-the-sky: pizza-drunk: stuck-here-on-this-island: I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT “It’s for Valentine’s Day” I REPLIED “You must be lonely?” THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH
So there's a mollusk, and a sea cucumber....
rucking-fad: sunflower-mama: Today was “use up whatever is about to go bad” juicing day. 1 pineapple 4 oranges 4 stalks of celery 1 peach ½ apple ½ cucumber It made nearly a half gallon! Mmm mm. and surprisingly the pineapple isn’t
hellmas: me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”
rapmonsters: its so fucking DUMB how guys have so many preferences and dislikes about girls clothing like fuck yall 97% of boys literally wear the ugliest shit ever looking like walking cucumbers where are the articles on your dumb fuck khaki shorts
systlin:gallusrostromegalus:The fact that I can’t remove and clean my internal organs is a serious design flaw. I SHOULD be able to turn my lungs inside out like a sea cucumber and run them under a tap for a few minutes. The fact I can’t
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greenpurpleredblue: cats will be scared by cucumbers, but Tord isn’t a cat.
superdangerousdom: Emily. Her first Gape! yeah! listen to her squirm as master tells her to push that cucumber deeper than its ever been.
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stuffmyholesxxx: A request for cucumbers in my holes 😉 Love the feeling of cold vegetables sliding in and out of my pussy and ass 💞
deelishrecipes: Molecular gastronomy cocktail version of gin and tonic made with cucumber juice spherified with sodium alginate. by ChristianSeel http://500px.com/photo/96082843
billtong:Cucumber Fuck
the3grac3s: Bree Daniels from BareMaidens Original photography by unknownPhotomontage from the « Cucumber » photoset.Model page at The Nude visit the Archive for more montages..!
mariarosehearts:Love this cucumber in my ass this deep😈😈😈😈😈😈
sanyax2: Cunt cucumbered 😜
hot-cucumbers:One criterion is beauty! Here
hot-cucumbers:alejandrolillo_One criterion is beauty! Here
part-pickle: idk I have been seeing these black guys all over my dash and I was like “man that face looks familiar.” KEVIN THE SEA CUCUMBER
king0fqveens: godpu55y: Thinking of maybe another cucumber today :) Nobody turns me on up on here the way she does FUUUUUCK
schmuck281: the-viking-king: trouble-follows: good advertising Omg! Poor cucumbers, save the veggies!!! Ride Vikings!! rofl
blondebrainpower:Sea Cucumber
i-drewthis: Because when we hear of spring time and rain, we think of the jolly green giant getting plowed by a cucumber, amirite? lol
goroeswr: calcilator: goroeswr: Boys with deep voices and cute faces will be the death of me Do you mean No I don’t. Get your ugly Bindelboop Cucumber guy off my post. Who do you think you are
fyoras-holy-butthole: krabwatch: what would blended cucumber taste like isn’t that an actor
rdt92: 9 minutes into cucumber on E4 after hearing all of the hype about it, and it’s literally the worst thing I have ever seen.
guardianofthetrash: steel-type-jayrachi I got these two bad boys from work a while back! Oh wow, those are amazing!
