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kurgs: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
eatthekidsfirst: animals-riding-animals: crab riding crab TO BATTLE “For the CRUSTACEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
forevertitties: Fun Facts: The official name of a “Rollie Pollie” or “Pill bug” is Armadillidiidae (As in “armadillo”, a relation to the way both creatures roll up in armored balls as a defense mechanism) Pill bugs are crustaceans, not
carry-on-my-jingle-butt: sengawolf: terrestrial-organic-matter: VIVA LA REVOLUTION wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB MEHOYNOYNEHOY
skies-ofskaia: trydain: camwyn: lostinhistory: prinnyemperor: gigaguess: You fucked up you seriously fucked up. actual photo of maryland Rise of the Crustaceans. Category 0.5 kaiju. CRAB BATTLE Category 0.5 Kaiju
did-you-kno: A fisherman off the coast of Florida reeled in an 18” giant “shrimp.” Scientists believe it may be a mantis shrimp, which is a type of crustacean unrelated to the shrimp family. Source
naamahdarling: elodieunderglass: thelastpilot: Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar On this aesthetic I will build my church and all the powers of hell will not conquer it Coyote
thelastpilot:Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar
elodieunderglass: naamahdarling: elodieunderglass: thelastpilot: Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar On this aesthetic I will build my church and all the powers of hell will not
pencilbrony:froody:helpeverythingiscats:froody:froody:froody:favorite type of crustacean? crayfish/yabbies/crawdads 🦞lobsters 🦞shrimp/prawns 🦐krill 🦐crabs 🦀isopod/pillbug/roly polybarnaclesamphipods/copepodsSee Resultsbeautiful large freshwater
tharook: cleromancy:apparently non-crablike crustaceans evolving to be more crablike is so common evolutionary speaking that there’s an actual science word for it (carcinisation). like, things that aren’t crabs keep trying to evolve to be more like
unvisitableroom:sweaterwithpaintstains: soft boys who wear mustard yellowreblog if you agree i think men should have rough, spiny exteriors like a crustacean and be a vivid maroon
lunchbox-philosopher: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
ex0skeletal: Last night in an email I tried to type “wooooo Friday” but I fucked it up so badly that it autocorrected to “wooooo crustaceans” so here’s a tiny crab for you on this beautiful Friday look how cute she is (x)
lulz-time: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Be sure to follow this
momentsforeverfaded: girlsgotafacelikemurder: the-donoman: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE
revereche: forevertitties: Fun Facts: The official name of a “Rollie Pollie” or “Pill bug” is Armadillidiidae (As in “armadillo”, a relation to the way both creatures roll up in armored balls as a defense mechanism) Pill bugs are crustaceans,
familyfriendlyurl: IF U PUT UR EAR TO A SEASHELL U CAN HEAR THE OCEAN, IF U PUT UR EAR TO A HERMIT CRAB SHELL U CAN HEAR A TINY CRUSTACEAN CRAWLING INTO UR BODY AND TAKING CONTROL
scienceyoucanlove: The giant isopod, known scientifically as Bathynomus giganteus, is the largest known member of the isopod family. It is very closely related to the small pillbugs that you can find in the garden. It is a carnivorous crustacean that
asapscience: Half female, half male. Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male
memefuckery: intellectualpizza: memefuckery: I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse….. SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT It’s okay, like 12 other people
ultrafacts: Pillbugs are crustaceans, not insects. Though they’re often associated with insects and are referred to as “bugs,” pillbugs actually belong to the subphylum Crustacea.They’re much more closely related to shrimp and crayfish than
historical-nonfiction: Horseshoe crabs are not crabs at all. They are not even crustaceans. Instead, they have their own separate class named Merostomata. They have hardly evolved since the age of the dinosaurs, and their closest living relatives are,
griseus: PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are
The Moody Crustacean
thelastpilot: Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar
Half female, half male. Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male and one side
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superkianagalaxy: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
wasted–kitten: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA OH MY GOD
coffeeandspentbrass: daddydommunismkills: crustaceans being the next hip meme is actually a very logical progression. we’ve graduated from endoskeletons to exoskeletons. Contain the meaty flesh. I’m all for it. Crab memes 2k15!
unclefather: loudmouthed: smallgovernment: what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts? one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean since when is a 36B considered “busty” wtf
kqedscience: This bird might look like a holiday ornament, but it is actually a rare half-female, half-male northern cardinal “Researchers have long known such split-sex “gynandromorphs” exist in insects, crustaceans, and birds. But scientists
hippist: Half female, half male. Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male
konekosilvertail: follow for more soft crustacean
frostyclyde: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Why does this have notes
roserust: Half female, half male. Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male
unclefather: loudmouthed: unclefather: loudmouthed: smallgovernment: what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts? one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean since when is a
jarondgrammer: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD This is still my favorite
smallgovernment: what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts? one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean
