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“I’d fuck the pink one”……. “The red one looks like she wants a cock in her ass”- Do you love hearing crude remarks about your wife/girlfriend from other guys?
synadikt: bcrude: Dolly always enjoyed sucking Mr. Crude’s cock and it showed. She especially liked sucking it after he’d fucked her. Worship the dongg
synadikt: bcrude: Dolly always enjoyed sucking Mr. Crude’s cock and it showed. She especially liked sucking it after he’d fucked her. Worship the dongg slobber suckpet slobber nnghhh
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My grandma gave this to my dad for Christmas.
luxdalloway: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands
just-shower-thoughts: We need a word for “vagina” that isn’t as crude as “pussy” and not as sterile as “vagina”
the-future-now: Did you know a major environmental disaster occurred last week? Oil company Royal Dutch Shell has begun the massive task of cleaning up nearly 90,000 gallons of crude oil that leaked from a company oil derrick roughly 90 miles off
delistylehardcore: this panel from tails gets trolled is genuinely a level of expressive that i am constantly TRYING to achieve with my own art i’ve always been so genuinely stricken by this panel and how such a crude drawing managed to be so expressive
brendancorrism:I got bored at work and didn’t have any new drawings I had started recently scanned yet to work on, so I made this to pass the time. Harley’s getting hard and leaking all over herself. It’s pretty crude, but what the hell.
teensexual: Reasons why I’d make a good girlfriend; I don’t know. I never wear pants? I don’t know. I don’t know. My sense of humor is really crude. I’ll let you touch my butt. I’m not materialistic. Did I mention I’m kind
berries: Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed me: is a teenager is living life and having fun is bothering no one hasn’t had 3 failed marriages didn’t ask, martha
La massa è impulsiva, mutevole e irritabile. È governata quasi per intero dall’inconscio. A seconda delle circostanze gli impulsi cui la massa obbedisce possono essere generosi o crudeli, eroici o pusillanimi; sono però imperiosi al punto da non
And crude childish humor wins out for this addition of the nightly funny.
madeoftungsten: intoxicatingtouches: “Never feel too good in crowds,With folks aroundWhen they’re playingThe anthems of rape culture loud,Crude and proudCreatures bayingAll I’ve ever done is hideFrom our timesWhen you’re near meHoney, when you
absolvd: A family bathing in crude oil
bcrude: While waiting for Mr. Crude to arrive, Dani treated Riley to some expert pussy eating.
bcrude: Odette enjoyed licking Veronica’s clit while Mr. Crude pumped the head of his cock in and out of her very wet pussy. She hoped he’d cum soon so she could lap up his cream.Image from: http://kinggoochgifs.tumblr.com/post/138343876806PetiteHDPorn
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blowhole-boogie: idiotsonfb: his choice of words may be a bit crude but he’s not wrong. (please do not interpret that to mean that I somehow support domestic violence) i’ve said this on like 20 different facebook posts and people pissed on me who’s
autistickanaya: “Wow how do you leave your house lol” I don’t. We don’t. Your crude jokes about our illnesses and disabilities are not funny. Some of us cannot, do not, leave our houses. Nobody is laughing.
bcrude:Penelope, one of Mr. Crude’s students from several years back, called and told him she’d be in town for a few days and wanted to get together with him to catch up. She also said she wanted to show him something.When the day came that
I had the privilege of donning Captain America’s costume. I’m pleased to say it fit like a glove. (laughs) Chris Evans - I take my hat off to him. He was so game. I put his costume on and I did a crude impression of Captain America and then later,
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erotic-relapse: Juno LTK by Crude Lite
vintagemusclemen: Forgive me for being a bit crude, but David Asnis was probably the originator of the “low hanger” fetish. This is from 1941 and is held by some to be one of the photos which got Al Urban arrested for the first of three times.
motolady: The joy of mechanical triumphs- you can see it in his smile. Wrenching can be incredibly rewarding… once you’re through the cursing phase. Photograph from Crude Behavior by Mark Choiniere. [ more motorcycle smiles | black and white ]
bespins: L U M I N O U S beings we are, (not this crude matter)
bcrude: While walking across campus, Mr. Crude spotted Sabrina. When he walked over to chat he noticed that she’d removed her bra since attending his class and mentioned it.“Did you lose something?” he asked with a wink.Sabrina didn’t understand
bcrude: Hoping to get fucked, Faye dropped in unexpectedly on Mr. Crude. When he opened the door and invited her in she told him, “I’m so wet it almost feels like you’ve already cum in me. Don’t you know how good it’s going to feel to pump
bcrude:cutegirlsruletheworld:Sabrina grinned as she told Mr. Crude, “This velvet dress is getting warm! I don’t suppose you’d let me take it off, old man.”“I’m pretty sure you know the answer to that, young lady,” he replied.She laughed
bcrude: As Kari unbuttoned her top, she looked at Mr. Crude and said, “This is just between you and me, right? You’re not going to tell my parents I had sex with you to get a passing grade, are you?”Somewhat shocked by her last question, he replied, “Not
bcrude: Sabrina looked over at Mr. Crude as he was getting dressed and said, “Why don’t we skip going out to dinner and stay in bed, old man?”“You’re such a naughty girl!” he replied.“Yes, and you love it!” she replied.
bcrude: Alex sent Mr. Crude a couple of selfies with the message, “Thought you might like to see what I’ll be wearing for my special project for my ‘B’ in your class… unless you can convince me to go for an ‘A.’ If you do, I can slip
bcrude: Sabrina hurried into the bedroom, pulled off her dress and plopped down on the bed. When Mr. Crude walked in shortly after, she placed her index finger to her lower lip, looked up at him and said, “Help me get this thong off and you can do
bcrude: Mr. Crude opened the car door to let Sabrina get out of the car.“What are you doing, young lady?” he asked as he saw her lifting the hem of her dress up.“Finger me before I get out?” she asked.“Are you horny?”“Kind of borderline,
bcrude:peytonlistandselenagomez:Mr. Crude watched as Sabrina stretched.“What are you looking at, old man?”“I think you’re well aware of what I’m looking at, young lady.”“Well, don’t just stand there. Get over her and do something!”
bcrude: “Do you like my outfit, old man?” asked Sabrina.“You know me… I like you no matter what you’re wearing,” replied Mr. Crude.“Yeah, I know you! You like me if I’m not wearing anything at all!”“Well, that, too. But to answer
bcrude: Thinking there was some sort of an emergency, Mr. Crude rushed to Alex’s house after receiving a rather cryptic text message. When he arrived, he found her wearing white lace lingerie and nothing else.“Alex, I got here as soon as I could.
bcrude: When Mr. Crude stepped outside he saw Sabrina sitting down in her bra and lace thong.“I know it’s warm, but do you really think you should be sitting outside in your undies?” he asked.“You’re right,” she replied, “with the privacy
bcrude: Out of the blue, Faye called and invited Mr. Crude to visit her. “It’s been a while, ya know, and I’d like to see you if you can spare the time,” she told him.When he arrived at her place, she was wearing a flirty little dress that showed
henriscavills: One day the AIs are going to look back on us the same way we look at fossil skeletons on the plains of Africa. An upright ape living in dust with crude language and tools, all set for extinction.Ex Machina (2015) dir. Alex Garland
grimphantom2: ck-xxx-stuff: Debbie Relaxing Day by CK-Draws-Stuff NO LEWD/CRUDE COMMENTS REGARDING THIS PIECE Here’s a pic of Debbie Turnbull (Robotboy) having a nice, relaxing day at a sauna room. Man, I feel that I haven’t been putting much attention
pinupsushi: callmepo: Gogo’s new power suit. Started with a sketch and an inked drawing then colored and crudely animated in photoshop for the hell of it. Enjoy! If I get a lot of notes - let’s say 500 - I will post the separate images and the nude
pinupsushi: pinupsushi: callmepo: Gogo’s new power suit. Started with a sketch and an inked drawing then colored and crudely animated in photoshop for the hell of it. Enjoy! If I get a lot of notes - let’s say 500 - I will post the separate images
bcrude: Lisa did as she was told and pressed the Magic Wand against her clit as Mr. Crude watched.“Don’t stop until I tell you,” he said. “If you orgasm, just keep holding it on your clit. Now… let’s see how many times you can cum.”
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gamefreaksnz: Cool But Crude by inkOneis บ today only (12/25) at ShirtPunch.
nerdwire: After sending a very crude sketch of this to my fiancee this morning I decided to flesh it out a bit. Still find it hilarious. Available for purchase over in the Nerdware store. Check it. Also, here’s an image macro so you can make
Not This Crude Matter
michonnes: HEROES IN A HALF SHELL! TURTLE POWER! | Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines. Raphael is cool but crude! Michaelangelo is a party dude! [1987-96]
sirensandsatyrs:tyufyakova-vitaq3lef5:🔞 SC: SNAPHELL2Sometimes we find unimaginable loveliness in the unimaginative and even crude. She was probably aiming for “blatant” or “shocking” but she instead created something really
nerdydirtyandcurvy:bcrude:In addition to pumping Kristen’s breasts to induce lactation, Mr. Crude treated her clit to some suction, too. I want this sooo bad. I would literally pay for this right now. Or better yet do it for free in front of an audience.
maturemanexhibitionist: This video is crude, rude, and has absolutely no redeeming social value. With that disclaimer, please view at your own risk. I did enjoy it however, and hope to add more in the future……rusty All I can say is…YES!
bcrude: Nicole lay back and enjoyed the afterglow of her orgasm and her cum filled pussy. She knew she’d be cleaning Mr. Crude’s cock soon, but wanted to enjoy the moment. nicole scott
bcrude:Her ass hole looked so inviting, but she told Mr. Crude she wanted to feel his cock deep inside her pussy, so that’s what he gave her. He started slowly fearing he might hurt her if she wasn’t able to take his entire cock. As it happened, he