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cherryhillpark: YES, MY CARPET MATCHES MY DRAPES Hi! Who thought up that crude little expression anyway? Nobody ever says, his firehose matches his… oh whatever. I guess guys talk about girls more than the other way around. I think girls are just
bcrude: Regen wanted Mr. Crude to go deeper as she earned her “A” from him, and kept saying “Please” every couple of thrusts. He eventually did as she wanted and sank his cock all the way into her ass.
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earthvoyeur: SHOWDOWN OVER PIPELINE BECOMES A NATIONAL MOVEMENT FOR NATIVE AMERICANS Joe Helm - September 7, 2016 CANNON BALL, N.D. — The simmering showdown here between the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and the company building the Dakota Access crude-oil
the-future-now: Did you know a major environmental disaster occurred last week? Oil company Royal Dutch Shell has begun the massive task of cleaning up nearly 90,000 gallons of crude oil that leaked from a company oil derrick roughly 90 miles off the
bcrude: Mr. Crude was honored to be his friend’s Best Man at the wedding. He was surprised after the ceremony when the groom took him downstairs where his new bride was bound and suspended with her legs spread wide. “I’m going to have her during
bcrude: The more Lacey tried not to cum, the more Mr. Crude tried to force her. To her surprise, the head of the Magic Wand pushed inside her, and when it did, she squirted uncontrollably. With the Magic Wand still inside, he rolled her over onto her
training-your-property: Not even able to feel the warm stream of piss on your face. You have to wait until it’s cooled by the porcelain and filtered by the crude, rubber hose. You’re not a urinal, you’re the septic tank. That’s how much
bcrude: Faye was horny and didn’t really care what Mr. Crude wanted to do with her. She knew he knew how wet she got when he played with her tits and that he’d eventually get around to fucking her.
dumbbigtittedslut: consciouslycruel: novellusfet: dumbbigtittedslut: Forgive the crude drawing, but I had a dream about this chair the other night. Open-backed, big dildo in the back, small dildo in the front. I was presented with this chair, and
roxydreams22: bcrude: Mr. Crude tied Elizabeth Anne on top of Lily and said, “You might as well get acquainted. You’re going to be like that for a while.” Lily looked at Elizabeth Anne and said, “Either you’re really turned on or you should’ve
modernbasebcll: Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed me: is a teenager is living life and having fun is bothering no one hasn’t had 3 failed marriages didn’t ask, martha
bcrude: Deb invited Mr. Crude to her room to show him a trick. “It’s really cool. You’ll love it!” she told him. “If you like it, you can have me do it for your friends.”
bcrude:While walking to his car, Mr. Crude was met by Samantha, one of his students, who was jogging. She stopped to greet him and noticed immediately that although he was looking at her, it was below her eyes. Since she had a crush on him, she pulled
bcrude: Mr. Crude received a selfie with the message, “i need a tan n a fuck - can i cum 2 ur pool?”
fullten: furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex jokes than
subpethubby: devotedpetc: bcrude: Although her main objective was to swallow as much cum as he produced, Stephanie took her time and enjoyed sucking Mr. Crude’s balls. I warm him up for your dose @subpethubby ! Omg yes please!
youshouldapologise: A simple command while out at a nice restaurant.Enjoying a meal.Nothing overly crude, nothing that would disgust the other diners.A simple command that informs everyone who sees it that yes, she is a cunt, and that she’ll be soaking.
bcrude: Kylie invited Mr. Crude to join her and her family for dinner. When he arrived, not only was she alone, but all she was wearing was a pink robe. She asked him to help her pick out something to put on, but as soon as they were in her bedroom,
2hushit: im still reminded of this stupid stunt i pulled back in 2011 i went on deviantart and told myself to buy the first result i got after hitting the random deviation button i ended up buying this crudely drawn MS paint picture of knuckles punching
mellystar92: betsywolfe: i feel like there’s a difference between slut-shaming and thinking what miley did at the vmas was crude and inappropriate for that setting Oh my goodness yes thank you THIS
disneydsgn: The crude and hardly haunting conditions of an early Haunted Mansion that you might know about hehe.
equiuszahhak: equiuszahhak: straight men are so fucking gay if you’re doubting me on this place a mini whiteboard and a felt pen about 10 feet from one and time how long it takes for them to crudely draw a penis
cracked: We made it our mission to avoid crude cultural stereotypes in this article, so we’re not saying that the archetype of the smarmy, philandering French dude is true or anything. We’re just saying their language seem to have strangely specific
bcrude: Karen needed to practice her tennis, but since Mr. Crude was her partner for the afternoon, she wanted to make it more interesting. She suggested the following wager — if she won the match, he’d take her home for the night and fuck her, and
varsois: INTERVIEWER: In the spirit of poetry I want you guys to fill in the blank for me. Roses are red, Violets are blue -ALEX: Oh god, mine will be crude. Take me on a date and I’ll [fuck] you.
pantskit: sarkyfancypants: bathtub-hetalia: welcome to crude photoshop This is actually horrifying… oH MY GOD
lesbianlennon: “The weird thing about these myths is that they stick when they’re so obviously false. Perhaps the idea is that it’s so outlandish or crude or prurient that it can’t have been invented.” — Keith Richards, Life (via m-l-rio)
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iwontallowit: TOOWOOMBA mother Kylie Steger’s appetite for fast food has been ruined by a rude surprise at the bottom of a burger box. Mrs Steger was irate after lifting up her Hungry Jack’s hamburger last Thursday to find a crude picture of a penis
berries: Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed me: is a teenager is living life and having fun is bothering no one hasn’t had 3 failed marriages didn’t ask, martha
bcrude: C proudly showed off the princess plug Mr. Crude gave her.
jennyyuu: a lil (crudely) animated photostudy. original photo by ali!
bcrude: Mr. Crude wanted to test his new, home made fucking machine, and invited Valerie to help. She agreed without knowing exactly what would be involved.
bcrude: Mr. Crude knew Faith would be squirming due to sensory overload so he didn’t make the bondage restrictive. Instead of his usual use of a single Magic Wand on her clit, he setup two more to rest against her nipples, and then he forced her to
ask-trixie: (( Happy Halloween! Sorry for the crude sketch and color… but it’s back to Assassin’s Creed for me! Going to be working on something new once I get around to it ~ ))
netherworldpost:fullten: furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more
judecopeart:yall are lucky you never see me posting mlp shit on here because this is what i make half the time[video description: crude drawings of Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle, with Pinkie saying, “I’m T4T, but that doesn’t mean cis people
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furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated
tooc: tooc: I spent thirty minutes crudely editing this on an iphone drawing app for absolutely no reason but to give myself and some buddies a quick chortle how do i delete a post and leave no trace of its existence
astoundingbeyondbelief: raffleupagus: raffleupagus: Rampage is rated PG-13 for “sequences of violence, action and destruction, brief language, and crude gestures,” which can mean only one thing: holy shit PROPHECIES OF RAFFLEUPAGUS
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psygull:duckdotcom:Computer show me the “big one”a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass
lepertamar:rednines:str-ngeloop:can we use categories without essentializing and ossifying them pls. can we. can weNo we have to transform every living and dynamic concept into cold Platonic solids and crudely mash them against each other til we hurt
faggotryngendersissification: I can feel sheer faggotry dripping through my soul like pink crude oil. F.A.G.S.
banahbanah: gwendallas: furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex
bcrude: Dee agreed to go for the “A,” but asked Mr. Crude to start in her pussy.
bcrude: Mr. Crude let another student earn her “A” in his class.
bcrude: Even after playing with a few anal probes, Annie was a bit scared to have Mr. Crude fuck her in the ass. She still wanted to get her “A,” so she asked if she could lower herself onto his cock and do all the work. After she got used to it,
bcrude: Although M was only supposed to be there to support Holly’s efforts to earn her “B” from Mr. Crude, she became aroused by the sight and moved into position to rim him.
bcrude: Mr. Crude received a selfie from one of his students with the message, “getting ready for my A.”
bcrude: Once Dillion found out what it took to make her squirt, she was eager to show Mr. Crude.
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