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missmollyetc: meretricula: therestisdetail: “What are they playing at?” said Aziraphale. “I don’t know,” said Crowley, “but I think it’s called silly buggers.” His tone suggested that he could play, too. And do it better. (good omens
prufrocking-deactivated20170429: Benedict Cumberbatch as Aziraphale and Tom Hiddleston as Crowley
cliopadra: shoe yeet The Swing (Jean-Honoré Fragonard) - Good Omens version Featuring happy Aziraphale, lovestruck Crowley, confused Beelze and Gabriel, Michael in statue form and an Anathema that does NOT want to be there
aivelin: Leyendecker-inspired Aziraphale and Crowley (commission)
naniiebimworks: Aziraphale and Crowley and The Switch. To add insult to injury- Crowley got brainfreeze from the lolly.
femmeaziraphale: Aziraphale at the zoo in the reptile area: where are you you Crowley this isn’t funny anymore Crowley, who is about to ruin everyone’s day by reenacting that scene from the first Harry Potter movie: watch thissss sssuckers
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose
azirapostale: crowley when talking to aziraphale:crowley talking to -anyone- else:
lesbianomens: lesbianomens: love how aziraphale can only admit he and crowley are friends when he’s otherwise lying, and by “love” i mean “am in pain constantly due to” so there are two main points where aziraphale talks about their friendship
goodomensbutwrong:Crowley: are you high?Aziraphale: am i what?Crowley: highAziraphale: hello
dumbass-bitch-disease: notjustamumj: agnes-nutter-witch: wheeloffortune-design: wheeloffortune-design: Headcanon that Crowley slept a century in Aziraphale’s bed. Aziraphale didn’t notice because he just never goes into his own bedroom. No but
let-aziraphale-say-fuck:broke: crowley kills his plants so they grow better woke: crowley doesn’t kill his plants because he’s too soft for them, and instead plants them elsewherebespoke: crowley built his own eden in his apartment and casts
commodorecliche:i can’t believe we see crowley step towards aziraphale and aziraphale extend his wing to protect crowley from the rain at the same moment we see adam take eve’s hand in the distance i just
codicesandflora: fandomens: aziraphale, yet again stuck in a sticky situation: hepl crowley, materializing out of thin air: what is this like a kink for you or something? #good omens#oh come on crowley like this doesn’t feed your james bond fantasy
cheeseanonioncrisps:assiraphales:assiraphales:aziraphale’s bookshop is really old right? what if it’s haunted but he never noticed crowley: this coffee is too hot to drink coffee: *visibly cools down*crowley: thank u harrisonaziraphale: who r u thanking
Good luck making me ever shut up about The Jacket Moment, btw
dead-scorpio: Aziraphale once decided to gift Crowley a plant, because he knows that Crowley likes them, and it’s all good, except, Crowley can’t put the fear of, well, himself into this plant. It is a gift from Zira, after all.Crowley: YOU ALL,
incorrect-good-omens:Crowley, seeing someone do something stupid: What an idiot.Crowley, realizing it was Aziraphale: Oh no. It’s my idiot.
juicysprout: cant get over how the literal canon is that aziraphale and crowley broke up and so to cope crowley just SLEPT for a fucking century while aziraphale put on his sluttiest boots, joined a discreet gentlemans club, and learned a dance that
wanderlust-and-rainbows: I’m very soft about the idea of Aziraphale giving Crowley a plant because he knows Crowley likes plants and isn’t that just darling? And he’s so proud of himself when he gives Crowley this little plant, so of course Crowley
armageddidnt: Getting shot by a paint gun: Aziraphale vs Crowley’s reaction Crowley’s such a drama queen I love it
363984: Anathema: hey Aziraphale, I’ve been meaning to ask you, what’s with that pocket on your shirt?Aziraphale: oh, Crowley is in here. *opens pocket* Say hi Crowley. Crowley in snake form: *hisses*
crowleysscaredplants: assiraphales: aziraphale: *gets hit with paintball* crowley, also hit with a paintball, on autopilot: mmm whatcha sayyyy crowley is, that bitch
generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!
ineffablequotes: Aziraphale: Crowley sometimes talks in his sleep, its adorable Crowley, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…
throesofincreasingwonder:Aziraphale: *gets up from the table at a restaurant*Crowley: Aren’t you forgetting something?Aziraphale: *hesitates, then kisses him on the forehead*Crowley, sputtering: No, Pay the bill! Who raised you?
tenoko1:Crowley: *aggressively banging phone against the desk*Aziraphale: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk??Crowley:Aziraphale:Crowley: I don’t know the right answer to that question…
jewish-harley-quinn:Gabriel: have you been fraternizing with a demon?Aziraphale: *wearing matching pajamas with Crowley while fully laying on top of him watching a movie together with his head on Crowley’s chest* NO! What a preposterous notion!
amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door
norbury:Crowley can laugh all he wants about aziraphale going over the top with the bike but the fact that crowley made hamlet arguably the most successful play of all time simply because aziraphale gave him one tender look is very Oh Lord Heal This Play
goodomensbutwrong:Aziraphale: [Sneezes]Crowley, chilling out on top of one of the bookshelves as a snake: Bless you.Aziraphale: God?!
ace-trainer-risu: I like the idea of Crowley dramatically confessing he’s in love with Aziraphale post-near-Armageddon and Aziraphale in sheer confusion is like “I? Know? I love you too? Surely this has been established already? The oyster place
sorrens: Crowley finds a scruffy black duckling who quickly imprints on him and follows him around everywhere. The demon tries to be nonchalant and apathetic but Aziraphale’s seen the softness in his expression and was quite certain, if he told Crowley
leonimoys: Good Omens (2019)
:sensicalabsurdities::::aziraphale & crowley, in heaven/hell, during a meeting, wishing they were on earth with each other:gabriel: then we told them we were looking for pornography. and they believed us!angels: lmfao humans are so stupid aziraphale,
armageddidnt:The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a coupleAka the three (3) times Aziraphale and Crowley failed to correct them
azirafuck: kept thinking abt how a lot of good omens posters show crowley with a wine glass and aziraphale with a teacup and they really try to show the good boi bad boi vibe but the truth is crowley’s drinking juice and aziraphale’s drinking vodka
azirafels: azirafels: azirafels: tired: crowley and medusa were gal pals back in 1300 BC wired: medusa was in fact crowley who spent 300 years as a greek woman seducing straight men and turning them into stone inspired: a curious aziraphale hears about
biteinsane:Aziraphale: *cry of agony*Crowley, rushing into the room, wings out, eyes blazing, battle ready: What’s happened?! What’s wrong?!Aziraphale, solemnly placing a hand over his face, the Great British Bake-Off still playing on the TV: She
kamwashere: corancoranthemagicalman: a-secret-land: I always thought that Crowley’s expressions in this scene made it look like, when Aziraphale said “we,” Crowley had thought (just momentarily) that he meant “we” as in “you and I,”
marauders4evr: assiraphales: aziraphale in his diary in 1862 before meeting crowley: today i shall reunite with my dearest crowley, who has requested my company tomorrow by the duck pond in st. james park. how lovely! aziraphale’s very next diary entry:
fireflysummers: Borrowed book designs of Aziraphale and Crowley from @10yrsyart once again. They mentioned that these two disasters just decided one day that they were married, no ceremony or papers. This is Crowley reacting to hearing his angel call
bookkbaby: Aziraphale: Crowley, did you know that snakes court each other by laying atop one another and squirming? Crowley *has his head in Aziraphale’s lap, nuzzling his generous thighs, freezes*: ..!!
thegoodomensdumpster:elven-child:like literally how has the Arrangement (and Aziraphale and Crowley’s entire relationship, in fact) never been compromised when every time Crowley is brought up Aziraphale has to physically fight this grin Crowley
faggghaggg: pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos: ineffablegame: incorrect-good-omens: Crowley, drunk: I don’t trust ducks. Fucking hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there? Aziraphale, also drunk: Love. Crowley: Fuck. Shit. You’re right.
tervaneula: forineffablereasons: forineffablereasons: au where aziraphale keeps a giant flemish rabbit in the bookshop and it and crowley are mortal enemies when aziraphale’s not looking crowley going to just flop onto his sofa to find this in his
howdoistopthetrain:Crowley: so, what’s the plan?Aziraphale: I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just… [unfolds wings] wing itCrowley:Aziraphale: [gestures to shoulders] just WING it…Crowley: angel, I don’t want to alarm you or anything
cliopadra:Hastur: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.Ligur: How weak. I sleep with a gun.Crowley: You’re both pathetic.Ligur: Oh? What do you sleep with then?Crowley: Aziraphale.
wahoo-shem:Anathema: wow so Crowley’s true form is a giant snake. That doesn’t scare you at all?Aziraphale *having flashbacks to the first time Crowley tried to take a drink in human form and just completely submerged his face in a communal wine bowl*:
springapreppe:Aziraphale upon receiving news of mandatory quarantine: What’s this? An excuse to pine after my love in a way that would make Jane Austin proud? I shall write so many forlorn letters to my dear Anthony J. Crowley!Crowley, a disaster gay
Sure, falling from Grace was a sore loss, but the books he can read now were so worth it.I love this AU #DemonAziraphale
spatscolombo: cheeseanonioncrisps: amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries
gemennair: Crowley as a Tinsel on a Christmas tree with Aziraphale being absolutely delighted. You can bet he stayed there for a good long week just sleeping or something idk maybe Aziraphale made him stay there. It’s your call.This is also requested
superdogbiter: Crowley:”Where are my fucking keys?” Aziraphale:”Dear, Adam is around, can you say it a little nicer? Crowley:”May i ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
ezraomii:Crowley: I’m incredibly fast at math.Aziraphale: Alright, what’s 30x17?Crowley: 47Aziraphale: That’s not even close.Crowley: But it was fast.
notes28: “Aziraphale tossed a crust to a scruffy-looking drake, which caught it and sank immediately. The angel turned to Crowley. ‘really, my drear?’ he murmured. ‘Sorry,’ said Crowley. 'I was forgetting myself.’ The duck bobbed angrily
ineffableplan:rainydaydecaf: Aziraphale’s phone rings. He answers, expecting it to be Crowley. But to his surprise, it’s a demon he’s never met. “I’m Crowley’s replacement,” the demon says. “He’s not done anything impressive
lumbrellacoffeemug-deactivated2:These are Aziraphale’s (the white angel wing one, as seen in the show) & Crowley’s (the black snake handle one) mugs. They get mentioned a few times through out The Prophecies of Reality (both Crowley and
